Ways of Wiping.
Back in April, I got this email from Steve. It's been sitting forgotten in my inbox for months:
the other night, a bunch of us from work were out at the bar, drinking. and
the conversation came to toilet paper. It was really interesting, I just
figured everyone dealt with toilet paper the same way I did, but there were
some huge differences:
it was split half-and-half between people who like the new sheets to come
over the front of the roll, or behind the back. some people were extremely
adamant about their own way being the best.
wiping style was pretty varied. I just assumed "everybody folds" but I was
surprised to see that wasn't true. some were folders, many were bunchers,
there was even one wrap-around-the-hand-then-bunch.
were you aware of these fundamental differences? would you be interested in
conducting a poll on poopreport? do these differences have anything to do
with gender, religion, region, race? LET'S FIND OUT, DAMMIT!
Yes, let's find out indeed.
So what's your story? Do you fold or bunch? Do sheets come over the top or from the back? What's your wiping technique and, more importantly, how did you develop it?