College Pooping 101: The Four Poopers Of The Girls' Bathroom

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First day of college. We've all been there. You just moved in. It took four carts, but most of your important possessions are finally safely stored in your new closet, sometimes referred to as dorm. Your parents just left, but not before taking you to one of the finest restaurants in town. There you order your last real dish of food. Your last morsel of mashed potatoes. As you wave your parents goodbye, the harsh reality hits you. No, not the fact that you won't be seeing your family for months to come; and no, not the bone-crushing fear of massive amounts of text to read; what hits you is the sudden urge to drop a load into the porcelain Jacuzzi.

So you walk to your dorm and then something else hits you. Not only are there four toilets, but hark -- you share them with twenty of your closest friends. Strutting into the bathroom, you glance about at the strangers. All of the stalls are barren, doors swung open, welcoming and inviting. "Come on in," they cry. "The water's great!" There are some girls looking into the mirrors and a couple even decided to brave the showers; but there are a few -- a rare few -- who are just standing there, staring, desperately trying to figure out what to do. You are one of them. Part of the crowd who fears what all of humanity has done since the beginning of time: the fine art of passing poop.

There are four types of shitters in the college world. And each of them is boldly represented on my floor. The first group, the largest group, are those who are unable to shit. It's just beyond feasible to them. You know this group. They are the ones who set their alarm clocks to have a middle of the night rendezvous with the bowl. They quietly tiptoe out of the room and into the bathroom where, much to their surprise (come on ladies, what's the real surprise?) there is already someone in there taking advantage of the silent shit. It's beyond perfection -- midnight shitting -- truly the only much-needed one-on-one time that you desperately need to have more frequently with yourself. These girls are big fans of the "lean back, flush, and quickly poo while the water makes a ridiculous amount of noise" tactic. This works terrifically as long as your intent was to both disguise the noise of pooping and to attract as much attention to yourself as possible.

A fairly small percentage of this group never has to worry if they can't hit the toilet at the right moment. They are the type who go home every weekend to "do their laundry," which we all know is code for "take a giant-ass dump;" and who can blame them? They've got it all. Blue freshness in their toilet water, a silent room, reading material, even the fresh scent of flowers to brighten them up as they leave. Its poo-fection, if you will.

Secondly, you have a smaller group of those who will poop in public (these people are usually the ones whose homes are really far away). But they tend to do it in uncharted lands. That's right, the ladies on the honors floor. They practically never shit. They are always into their studies, and who the hell cares if you take a shit in their bathroom -- they don't know who you are. These are the type of people who can only shit with really close friends and complete strangers. It's the role of acquaintances that really fuck 'em.

Third. This very, very small group contain the girls who don't normally shit. You know these girls as the ones with the anorexic meal plan and Abercrombie tee shirts. They usually also have giant sequined bags and a tendency to puke in the showers on Thursday and Saturday nights. They've got their bases covered -- because without eating, and drinking only to puke, their bodies completely forget to shit. Classic.

Fourth, and the group with probably the healthiest intestines, are the girls who just let 'er rip. There are usually about three of them on the floor, and I'm putting money on the fact that they are lactose intolerant. That's right. Drink milk -- hell, even eat cheese -- and their ass hugs that bowl for hours. They have gotten so good at shitting in public that they think nothing of it. They are also the girls who think enough about shitting to value it as an important part of their day. Sometimes, they even write about it.

144 Comments on "College Pooping 101: The Four Poopers Of The Girls' Bathroom"

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Very interesting social commentary, and I'm not sure that some of this couldn't be applied to guys as well.
Particularly the let-er-rip faction.

But some guys are Shameful, too, as this site readily proves from the commentary over the years.

Erica, do you think that some girls try to live up to the ridiculous myth that girls don't poop? Or that they shit pretty, pink powder-puffs? We had a guy in our freshman dorm who absolutely insisted every chance he got that his girlfriend definitely only did those PPP's.

Nice article!

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That's one of the reasons I didn't live in the dorms.

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I couldn't find the stories that were similar to this.
A new style of poop reporting?

http://www.biteycastle.com/nightShiftWindow.html

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See.. Here it is AGAIN. Women and defecation just don't mix; especially hot little college girls! I've said it before and I'll say it again: women DO NOT poop. The poop fairy comes and takes it away. That's my story and I care not what you all say.

But seriously, I agree with TBW. This definately would also apply to guys. I think we all have friends who would fit into these same categories. Have you ever seen an extremely hot and popular girl be one of the "let 'er rip" type of shitters? I would suspect not but it's an interesting idea that someone who shamelessly shits (who is female) would be unpopular. Just a thought...

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Interesting commentary. I hate to be a nitpicker but in para 1, its "possessions", not "positions"

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Thanks for the catch. Fixed.

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Don't discard your essay.You may be able to use it as a PHD(Poop Help Doctorate)thesis.You have a healthy attitude about pooping.

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Pill Pooper: I'm pretty sure there is no stigma attached to a guy being a Shameless Shitter. We joked about it all the time around my college dorm. We had suite bathrooms, and we all just barged in on each other all the time and thought nothing of it. In fact, the bathroom was the connector room between the two suites, and we usually just kept the doors wide open and did our business without worrying about who might pass through or be shaving at the sink or showering or whatever.

But your thought about whether or not a girl who is Shameless is somehow ostracized is intriguing. PR has it share of totally upfront female posters who seem very comfortable with not only talking about pooping but doing it where and when they have to (for the most part).

Would some of you female poopers care to take up Pill Pooper's thought there and give us yours?

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I think Pill Pooper's commentary is a prime example of what is wrong with society. (No offense PP.) We are taught to believe what we see on TV with all the pretty movie stars, who never have hair under their arms, don't get pimples, and never, NEVER poop and fart. The media society's expectations are for all women to be perfect. No wrinkles, no love handles, no blemishes. The same applies to poop. Any woman who doesn't fit into the perfect mold is immediately referred to as "ugly" or "gross". Until we throw these images of females in society away, there will always be people out there who think that women don't poop and shouldn't talk about it.

In light of that subject, there is a dog sleeping next to my chair. I have to go and fart on her now.

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Powerful reporting from the front line, Erica. Consider submitting updates throughout the semester as you learn more about these personalities. And good luck with your other studies.

Logjam

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well, i do seem to remember Jesicca Simpson talking about poop all the time ("i need to drop the kids of at the pool!" "you love my stinky ass.") on her Newlyweds show. but she's not beautiful or extremely popular at all. nope, not one bit.

and yea, like Logjam, i'd like to see updates. will anyone change their attitudes over the course of the year? will waiting a whole week to poop be too much for some girls? i'd like to know!

i love poop.

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The part about how lactose intolerance leads to a particularly shameless (or at least fearless) breed of shitter is worth additional exploration. That those with digestional problems might have more relaxed attitudes toward pooping is an obvious link, but, as we poopreporters all know, pooping is more than pooping. It is an extension of oneself. I wonder what effects dietary issues have on social development. Do those with lactose intolerance or IBS have an easier time making friends, are they more compassionate, etc.

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Hairy, I don't have IBS or lactose intolerance, but I seem to recall some posts over on the Forums from people of both genders who have those conditions, and some of them seemed to be Shameful because of the noise and odor factor. Not to mention that they have this unpredictability in their lives which can sometimes lead to emergency situations.

I'm inclined to think that IBS and lactose intolerance make it more difficult for certain people to be Shameless. Perhaps posters with those conditions can enlighten us.

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A great inside look at the bathroom habits of college women. I wonder how often this fear of embarassment leads to fecal impaction and other uncomfortable circumstances...not to mention its effect on the spontaneity of their dating lives (unless their partner is German I guess).

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wow, thet was a great story, in my university days I had certain bathrooms scoped out that were always clean and always empty, I could open up my chem text sit down and have a propper 1/2 hour shit.

I was also lactose intollerant and did not know it (it can be brought on by growing up, or a bad case of the flu etc.) When you have to go as many times a day as me, you like to know the best places to take a dump.

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Oh man, that was my dorm to a tee. I lived in an all-girls dorm. I was one of the people that always had to go at weird times when no one was in the bathroom. I always woke up early to run and that always led to a 6am crap. I knew exactly which bathrooms were deserted then and I'd go use those. People probably thought I never had to go. We also had a "puking" bathroom in our dorm...probably about a quarter of the girls there were bulimic, so it got a LOT of use. It wasn't labeled or anything, it was just known.

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Good commentary, but what became of the urge to dump? I take if from the last sentence that ultimately you didn't have any trouble adjusting to the new surroundings.

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I remember not having a problem taking a dump in our bathroom, but we had "suites", which were 4 tiny bedrooms, a livingroom, and a bathroom, and my suitemates were golden about avoiding the bathroom if you were in it.

I do remember walking into one of the guy's suites to go to dinner with some dude, and someone left the bathroom door open. Eric,t his big dude, was taking a major dump and absolutely freaked out. Wait, I think I'll post this in the forums....

Anyway, nice recap of college pooping lists. I agree with erica on most of it!.....hugging bunnies since 1969

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I remember the college days well. Women shitting was always this mystical idea that never seemed to happen. My buddies and I just didn't talk much about it, although we could sit around a movie and let 'em rip all night.

I used to drink a lot of Cokes and man they would give me monster gas - I didn't have a care in the world though.

My only experience with women shitting in college was going to a party in a female suite where there was a "common" bathroom between two suites. This one girl went in there and came back out teary eyed and said "Stupid bitch across the way, always drops ass when we're having a party". The stench was certainly memorable. The ladies were all freaking out about it too.

Can't wait to hear updates. My ex-girlfriend used to come over and drop ass all the time. I'll save that story for another time though.

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See, I lived in a dorm, and I never noticed any of this stuff! I guess I would agree that my digestive issues at the time just meant that I'd go anywhere, anytime (well, in a toilet, but you know what I mean...) and it never occured to me that other people were having so many problems using the dorm toilet. And I am not ugly or unpopular, and I talk about poop all the time and it's never chased anyone away, to answer those questions.

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A good PoopReport. I liked the style of characterizing the differnt groups of female poopers. Also, I noticed that 3 of the 4 groups either did not poop, or did not poop in front of others. Is this where the "girls do not poop" myth comes from?

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Erica, as your roommate, I am truely proud. You have done women everywhere who shit freely true justice. I will forever enjoy sharing my stories with you. I finally know someone famous. Yey!

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There is one thing you need to know about someone who is lactose intolerant, they are usually shameless because they poop many times in public places and so they are very used to it

(insert ziggy boogy doog here)

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As a matter of fact Im a very pretty college girl and I have lots of friends. Not to mention I have IBS and Im lactose. I have no shame saying I have to shit. Lots of people love me because Im open and very extremly honest. I think if guys can do it so can very attractive women. Who gives a shit what other people think!!!

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Ladies! Do not fear shitting in public! Men LOVE it when the myth of women dropping soup is removed! It for sure shows the human side in women...guys, women do shit, and it stinks! Best way to find out, is to go to a sorority party!

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Yeah, but at a sorority party, are you sure it's the poop in the toilet and not the poop that comes from their gossipy mouths?

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I was one of the most she poopers in college. I can remember not going for a couple day. But it was like my body knew I was shy about it and I didnt get the urge to go until I was on the way home to go. I would let those dry, airy, silant farts all day though and that was telling me I had to poop.

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Well done. I find this to be a very honest accounting of university shit life.

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Hmmm maybe now I understand why I wasn't as popular as other cute girls -- I shat when I had to. My mom read Dr. Spock who taught that poop is like art and when you're a kid you become attached to it. So, we were taught to 'wave goodbye to our tooties', so that we would not get TOO attached.
Also, I think these anal-retentive sorority girls need to go take a crap in the great outdoors. It gets you in touch with your animal need to shit.

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Thanks for writing this! I'm off to Uni next fall and (since I've found and joined here!) I've been thinking about my first post-secondary turd adventure!

I feel so much better being reminded that big girls shit too.

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I like girls that poop. Especially when they are proud of it, or warn you "don't go in there for a while". And if they fart in front of me and smile, a new level of friendship is reached. Extra points if they lean to one side and grimace...=}

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Allright, I dont belive that girl visiting this site, it's a fake! This site is very uknown for girls visiting!
Now, I say my opinion; I can imagine that ordinary man shitting, but hot young girls I cant, many popular TV girls or young popular singers doesnt look like someone whos shitting! Some guys on this forums cant confest to self that some girls dont pooping because is disturbing him.

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Dude, there are quite a few uberpoopers on this site that happen to be wimins.

We poop, and we frequent this site. I swear.

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TBW writes about "girls [who] shit pretty, pink powder-puffs...." What is the origin of this phrase, which I see all over the site? Is it a TBW original? When and where was it first used?

A little bit of PR history worth preserving!

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I first posted this phrase in a story on the Forums.

Came out of a true college dorm experience.

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TBW's forum post referred to above is one of the most interesting threads I've read in a long time, with lots of good comments by some very smart people.

I like posting forum links. I wish more people would visit the forums. It is sort of like wandering around in the Poop Library of Congress!

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I never weighed in on this thread and Pill Pooper's comment the first time. I'm a shameless shitter, and while I'm not a total butt-ugly loser, let's say I have "a few choice friends" and "I have better things to worry about than how my hair and clothes look." I think that at least up until a certain age, there is a correllation between Shameless Shitting and social standing for women. When I was in college I lived in a dorm full of dorks; however there were a few non-dorks mixed in. When I was taking a shit in the dorm occasionally someone else would be taking a crap next to me, as there were only 2 crappers on our floor for 15 people. The others who would crap were always one of the other dorks. I NEVER saw or got any indication of one of the non-dorks taking a crap.

The same thing goes at work today. I've never seen anyone younger and/or prettier than me in the womens' room while it smells like crap in there, and there are plenty of both at my large workplace. I'd bet that this phenomenon goes away by the age of 35 or so, though.

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AB2K writes, "I've never seen anyone younger and/or prettier than me in the womens' room...."

Or in any other room, for that matter, I'll wager!

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Here it is: stupid question of the day. Is the password for the forums the same as your sign in password? 'Cuz mine doesn't work. But I'd go there if I could; I would, really! Unfortunately, I am functionally PC illiterate. :(

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And "Visitor"--Where'd you get the idea that this site is "very uknown (sic) for girls visiting"? Outnumbered, maybe. But I'm a woman, and have very much enjoyed myself here since I happened across the site (purely by accident, but that's another story). In fact, my HUSBAND is the one who would never, ever read or post here. Which just CRACKS me up, but I respect his shamefullness, because I love 'im.

But your notion gives way to a question: Are most households comprised of 1 shameless + 1 shamefull, and does the demarkation follow gender lines? Hmmmn.....

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Is the password for the forums the same as your sign in password?

It is not. Separate systems. You nee to register anew in the forums.

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Gotcha. Thanks.

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"But your notion gives way to a question: Are most households comprised of 1 shameless + 1 shamefull, and does the demarkation follow gender lines? Hmmmn....."

Maybe, GGG, if you want to know the answer to that, you could create a poll for that question (see mine for format guidelines), send it to me, (I don't give out my email address publicly, just use the personal contact form in my profile) and I will put it up. I do the work and you get the userpoints. Deal?

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Okey, dokey, AB! :)

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Every girl I have ever dated I have made feel comfortable enough to fart in front of me,be open about having to take a number 2,and definetly use my bathroom for that purpose.And for the record they have been normal, attractive(not that it should matter), socially skilled people. I have no idea where this STUPID idea comes from that women don't shit. And even more disturbing many girls help reinforce this misconception. Why do guys give other guys high fives when they fart but the thought of their girl friends letting one go is considred taboo. I don't get it!
I have always prided myself on making the women in my life know that its not only okay to talk about and acknowlede these bodily functions in whatever light they see fit but its the way it ought to be. For example, letting me know that the meal we just had out is going to go right through her and I need to pull over and find a bathroom, or her ripping one and then laughing together about or that look of relaxation as she tells me how much better she feels after taking a giant dump. They have the same digestive system as we do! How bout them apples! I couldn't imagine my lady having to keep these things secret from me. I have always found correcting this misconception to them breaks down at least one unnecessary barrier that exists in relationships. Ladies,not all guys buy into this B.S. please know its okay to acknowledge your bodily functions those who find it wierd are immature and have their own hang ups. I don't have some crazy fetish I just have always felt strongly about this. It just goes hand in hand with my respect for women.

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No Shame, I agree with you, but in answer to your question about where the idea comes from that women don't shit, it comes from situations like this and this.

Why not become a registered user? You sound like you have a lot to add.

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This story rings so true. I started out living in the dorms and the set up was such that shower facilities were separate from the toilet sink areas. There would be a common half bath separating two dorm rooms with just the toilet and sink. I swear I was the only one of the four girls who shared that half bathroom who shit. Then again I wasn't often in the dormitory--usually only to sleep, showe and change.

I supposed that places me in the Category Four. Loud and proud!

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No Shame, I think I love you.

To read that comment is to know Mr. Blaster's outlook on female pooping also. It might sound stupid but I don't think I could have married him if he felt any other way.

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Damn, No Shame, to have captured AB2K's heart in one fell swoop. You have NO IDEA what you have accomplished, man!

DOO stay with us!

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I appreciate the feedback. I'm glad there are other guys such as Mr. Blaster that share my outlook. But none the less in every relationship I've been in I realize there are not enough women exposed to healthy attitudes toward their bodily functions. One true mark of being a gentleman is the ability to show your lady that they should be comfortable around you and not feel they have to hide their bodily functions and be in discomfort alot in the name of the superficial image of being lady like. A woman is just as a beautiful, attracitive and as much a lady when she has to fart and is being real with you when she tells you to pause the movie because she's gotta go and smiles and says "see you in 20 minutes." After comming across this websight last night and reading a couple of links that The Dumpster had pointed out to me I had a discussion with a couple buddies of mine and they confirmed how firmly engrained this squimish attitude is in guys about girls. I don't know why I seem to be the odd man out on this subject. There is no better experience in my relationships when the lady in my life tests me to see if I'm for real about this by finally passing gas around me or reluctantly telling me what that pizza did to her the next morning and I laugh and she starts to laugh albeit with a bit of a cute blush and I kiss her to tell her that I'm thrilled she opened up this way to me. And from that point on we know both know we have achieved one level of intimacy that perhaps would be unusual to some but is so important for so many reasons.

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No Shame, you're just saying all that to give AB2K something to finger herself over.

Are you sure you're not really Mr. Blaster, posting under another name?

Or maybe this is really Bunga, subliminally pushing his dildo sales.

Or perhaps you're really a woman, writing as a man, just saying all those things the gals fantasize about hearing from a guy but never do, just to make us poor slobs look bad.

I'll bet you even bite your lip, and "feel people's pain, don't you?

THAT'S IT--EUREKA--Everybody, "No Shame" is really Bill Clinton, come to PoopReport! Well, well, well!

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Not fuckin' likely.

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Oh, Bill, it sounds just like you!! xxxooo

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Sounds like somebody is a little jealous, Dumpster! Actually, I am wondering myself if this guy is really Mr. Blaster in disguise. Or maybe my long lost brother. No Shame, are you 25 and adopted?

I am not taking this sexually in any way, FYI. That's the thing I like about this dude. He believes women shitting is healthy, normal, and not unattractive, but mentions nothing about being sexually attracted to it. Note to men of PR: you want to get a girl who will put up with, or enjoy, your poop jokes, this is the way to go.

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Dumpster? Jealous? Of AB2K paying attention to somebody else? Whatever would make you think that? I spend all my time on here thinking up ways to compliment you and let you know what a wonderful person you are, "the gracious hostess of PR," etc., etc. I rush to your defense whenever anybody flames you or criticizes you (remember EFRO King on The Movie Poop-Scene Database?). I shamelessly promote your nascent career as "Dear ANNus:". I do everything you tell me to, worry about you when you don't show up for a couple of days, and generally am your biggest fan in the universe. And then some touchy-feely Anonymous Poster comes along and sweeps you off your feet with one paragraph of slick, girly-man psychobabble.

No, I'm not jealous! Whatever would make you think that?

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No Shame is in the minority of "enlightened" men--a much welcomed exception to the norm.

Maybe there are more guys out there like No Shame that don't voice their actual beliefs because they're afraid of peer ridicule. Perhaps those gents would feel relief at acknowledging and promoting the notion that ladies shit and their shit doesn't always smell like roses.

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I said what I said because I believe it, not to start hitting on people. I'm not Mr. Blaster, definatley not Bill Clinton, and I guess you'll just have to take my word for it that I'm a dude. I can take the ball busting though. For the record, my only alterior motive is to use this forum as a way express an opinion about a subject that I got strong feelings about. A subject I have certainly spoke enough on so I will leave it at that for now. Hopefully having registered will make my previous comments appear less annoynomous.

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Welcome to PoopReport, NS! Glad to have you aboard. Don't worry about my comments above; they weren't directed at you, but it did give me one of my RARE opportunities to get in a dig at Her Royal Hiney AB2K.

You will learn that a lot of us site regulars tease each other pretty heavily. If you really want to learn what goes on here, you need to visit the forums (but note that if you want to post anything over there, you must separately register).

Oh, and for the record, I basically agree with everything you have said, even if it is touchy-feely, girly-man psychobabble.

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No one here to bust your balls, No Shame in it. Welcome to PR. I look forward your contributions!

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Dumpster you and No Shame are going to have to arm wrestle over her. Also, does anyone else wonder if No Shame looks like Fabio? I'm picturing Fabio feeding a lady butter and telling her it's okay if she poops. That's just me. (and that wasn't a flame, just me being dramatic)

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

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No Shame, I really want to like you, but these ladies are making it very, very difficult.

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Males who habitually shit in each other's presence when they have a choice not to do so, are, in my view, exhibitingly latently homosexual behavior. It's a fact of life if you're in prison or the army. But, in the civilian world, if some guy deliberately tries to walk in on me while i'm taking a dump, i will kick his ass.

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Oh, my--uh, hello, EFRO. What are you doing here?

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Soooo . . . looking at females pooping is OK to you, if not even pleasant, but looking at a man pooping is horrendously bad?

Someone equates pooping WAY too much with sex. Pooping and sex are two separate universes. I do not deliberately try to see people of either gender pooping, but seeing someone pooping happens sometimes and is just a fact of life. There should not be anything sexual about it.

To tie in another recent story, I think that these taboos about cleaning kids' butts at daycares andthe like could cause those children to have poop fetishes later in life, as cleaning up after pooping is treated on the same level as child molestation. Little kids may not be fully aware of both those concepts but it will leave a later impression in their brain that Poop=Bad and Sex=Bad on the same level, so therefore Poop=Sex. Am I making any sense here?

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AB2K, you, and some others, are going to feel particularly funny if No Shame and EFRO turn out to be the same person!

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The thought did cross my mind as to how funny that would be . . . however I highly doubt that is the case.

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At least you all have the security of good old, constant Dumpster. I may not send 'ya, but I sure ain't gonna rend 'ya!

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AB2K wrote: "Poop=Bad and Sex=Bad on the same level, so therefore Poop=Sex. Am I making any sense here?"
I don't know if it makes sense but it cracked me up anyways.

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AB2K and RD, if I recall high school logic, you're trying to use a combination of the converse and the inverse to prove the contrapositive.

I don't think that's allowed, but please feel free to prove me wrong.

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I was actually trying to make a point . . . that a fetish is usually resultant of a fascination with a taboo behavior. If pooping is deemed taboo more often it follows that more people may develop poop fetishes. Sometimes it's easier to use faulty mathematical logic to prove a point, though.