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Misadventures In Butt Shaving

Yes, even butt hair serves a purpose.
------ posted 11.23.2009 by craigslistclassics (10)

The Retention Prevention Stretch

A new technique to confront an old problem.
------ posted 08.20.2009 by IBS NO MORE (414)

Floss

Ten years into the existence of PoopReport, here's one we haven't heard before.

------ posted 07.31.2009 by turtle (27)

A Load Of Horse Shit

The reality of life when you live Lisa Simpson's dream.
------ posted 07.09.2009 by Rachel (10)

The Peril Of The Red Meat Diet

What happened? Exactly what you'd expect.
------ posted 06.11.2009 by Legin (22)

The Deliverance Cure To Constipation

Freeze like a pig, boy!
------ posted 06.02.2009 by spudnutsncoffee (29)

The Dracula Solution To Hemorrhoids

Could this POSSIBLY work???
------ posted 05.28.2009 by QB (10)

Timing Is Everything

Sometimes, it's the only thing.
------ posted 05.11.2009 by Tower Of Shit (21)

When It Is Okay To Shit Your Pants: Requesting The Official Guidelines

A story followed by a very important discussion.
------ posted 04.09.2009 by Pill Pooper (533)

The Soothing Virtues of Nivea Cold Cream

How a ring of fire can be tamed.
------ posted 01.30.2009 by El Scumbag (598)

The Lav Of My Life: The Public Toilet That Was There For Me

An ode to a beloved commode.
------ posted 11.10.2008 by johnknoefler (11)

Composting Toilets For The Masses' Asses

At a recent music festival, 500 Californians proved a point about poop.
------ posted 10.27.2008 by Joe Jenkins (10)

Kids In The Wrong Crapper

Concern about your kid vs. politeness towards others: where is the line?
------ posted 10.23.2008 by Kay O. Pectate (88)

The Lav Of My Life: The Day the Outhouse Died

Another in our series of memories of bathrooms passed.
------ posted 10.16.2008 by cagd (12)

Healthy Poo, Healthy You

A simple recipe for survival.
------ posted 10.06.2008 by Squat-n-leaveit (615)

The Secret Society Of The Shart

Guess what: we're all members.
------ posted 07.21.2008 by The Iron Mike (10)

Poo De Grace

One way to stop getting is to give.
------ posted 07.14.2008 by Motherload (1071)

Preparing For The 2008 Summer Stoolstice

It's that time of year: time to go long.
------ posted 06.17.2008 by Dave (11987)

How To Resolve A Colostomy Mishap

Hopefully you'll never need this information. But here it is.
------ posted 04.15.2008 by snowpea (91)

Bring Back The Courtesy Match!

Beginning a movement for a post-movement gesture.
------ posted 04.09.2008 by Bullroarer (45)

Ways Of Wiping: The Pinch Method

Does this work? Only one way to find out...
------ posted 01.25.2008 by animal (10)

The Dairy Diet

This cure for diarrhea is far worse than the disease.
------ posted 01.21.2008 by Chorn (25)

How To Avoid Gas (Or So Reader's Digest Says)

Insert "Digest digest" pun here.
------ posted 12.18.2007 by The Dumpster (2510)

At The Carwash: Taming Trauma With Poop

Can a child's fear be overcome by his fascination with feces?
------ posted 12.05.2007 by shitwit (619)

I Am The Clogger

Behold the power of my colon.
------ posted 11.08.2007 by Push n Clog (39)

The Joy Of Groovers

How responsible outdoorsmen prevent forest mires.
------ posted 10.26.2007 by blown o-ring (10)

Su-Jok Therapy

Can an ancient Indian secret really save the back of your pants?
------ posted 08.28.2007 by Dave (11987)

The 'Worst Nightmare' Cure For Shameful Shitting

Nothing like confronting your fears to overcome them.
------ posted 08.01.2007 by Hamster (584)

The Telltale Finger

Some people trust only their nose.
------ posted 07.24.2007 by The Big Wiper (2292)

Preparing For The Summer Stoolstice

For PoopReporters, June 21st will be the longest day of the year.
------ posted 06.18.2007 by Dave (11987)


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