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Su-Jok Therapy

Posted 08.28.2007 by Dave (11627)
On Saturday I had the unique opportunity to tour the Sulabh Museum of Toilets here in New Delhi, where I'm currently finishing out my month of work. Sulabh is an organization dedicated to bringing sanitation to the poor masses in India and other developing countries, and eliminating the barbaric practice of human beings acting as scavengers of human waste. (You can read a whole lot more about Sulabh and my visit on the forums.)

The museum itself is only a small part of the Sulabh experience, of which I'll be sharing a lot more in the coming weeks. But having experienced my share of Delhi belly over the last couple of weeks, I feel compelled to present Su-Jok Therapy, which was on prominent display in the museum.

The assistant curator of the museum, who accompanied me on my tour, assured me that this really works. "But make sure you go counter-clockwise," he said. "Or else you'll have a serious problem." His explanation: there are nerves in the hand that are connected to nerves in the bowels.

I haven't tried it yet. My last opportunity came around four AM last night, when the Delhi street food I ate on Sunday finally caught up with me; but in my half-asleep state, I completely forgot to attempt it. I had some pretty sketchy chai today, so maybe I'll have another chance tonight soon after I go to bed. In the meantime, I encourage all PoopReporters to give it a shot.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.28.2007

I knew about the reflexology points on your feet. Thanks Dave for letting me know I do not have to take my shoes off to help my butt.
Producing waste since 1967

Great comment! +1 point
Shitake (10) -- 08.28.2007

I get the whole nerve-linkage thing...but the nerves now respond to directional instruction? Is this where they got righty-tighty lefty-loosey?

Fudgepump (366) -- 08.28.2007

Interesting: the path traced is a fairly close approximation of the anatomy of the human colon. The starting point at the base of the fingers would be the anus, and from there it follows the descending, transverse and ascending colon almost perfectly, but in reverse.
That would explain why the DIRECTION of applying pressure is so important - you're tracing the colon in reverse and "pushing" the contents that are begging for release back upstream.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.28.2007

Fudgey- Great point!!! Now it makes even more sense. Thanks.
Producing waste since 1967

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.28.2007

The nerves in my ass are connected to my eyes, giving me a shitty outlook on life. If I do this Su-Jok thingy backwards, do my eyes turn brown??

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 08.28.2007

I think I'd completely throw the possibility of stopping the pressure out the window if there's a 4 alarm emergency.

I gonna put all my effort into finding a crapper...not stopping a crap.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

Fudgepump (366) -- 08.28.2007

I don't think so, AC. But you may wind up with empty eye sockets.

The Thunderous ... (687) -- 08.28.2007

Hmmmm one......two.....three....four hmmmmm again one......two.....three.....four damn one........two.......three......four. OOOPS be right back WRONG DIRECTION peeps!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

DungDaddy (1386) -- 08.28.2007

That's very interesting. When our oldest - DungMonkey - was a baby, he had a hard time pooping for a couple months. The doctor showed my wife a little pattern to message on the palm of his hand to make him crap (don't know if it ever worked). I'll ask DungMommy if it was the opposite of the above therapy.

daphne (3613) -- 08.28.2007

I just did the maneuver in the wrong direction by accident and felt a twinge in my bowels. That's truly interesting.

There is surely going to be some kid who reads this and puts it to use during a sleepover party on the first person to fall asleep.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

shitwit (563) -- 08.28.2007

very neat-o! I'll have to remember to use this technique at work when I've got to walk half a mile to get to the crapper. I'll be even more evil to some of the folks I work with by recommending they try it in the reverse direction! hehehehe...

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Hamster (581) -- 08.29.2007

Very interesting! I'll try it when I get one of my full-on urges and see what happens! I'd be even more interested if it does work the other way, and helps me to go properly when I need to and can't get the urge!!

Shitwit - evil yes, funny - very!!!

Gaseous Glay (110) -- 08.29.2007

"But make sure you go counter-clockwise," he said. "Or else you'll have a serious problem."

Ok then, let me make sure I really understand because I don't want to shit myself. With my left palm facing me and my fingers pointed up, I trace counterclockwise circles moving down from my thumb and up towards my little finger and around again to avoid soiling my pants? That would be the reverse of righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Anyway, could we get these people to come to NYC and address our horrible shortage of public toilets? They're making a lot of sense.

Fudgepump (366) -- 08.29.2007

CCW motion, starting between the base of the "universal salute" and next finger. Down the palm and over, circle the meat of the thumb, across the palm and up the other side of the palm to the base of the third/little fingers. Repeat.
Or, as Hammy said, try CW and see if you can coax a reluctant loaf out the door...

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 08.29.2007

I tried it backwards cuz I thought daphne was full of crap (no pun intended) and discovered that I may need to take this poo stopping method a little more seriously.

Not only did I feel a twinge in my guts, but I got stomach cramps too. I'm assuming it was from the palm tracing and not the Taco Hell I had for lunch.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

stainer (6) -- 08.30.2007

Does this only work if you trace on the left hand, or will the right hand work also?

Anonymous Indian (not verified) -- 09.01.2007

Liked your photos taken at Sulabh. But the name Hindware didnot come from the word 'Hind' (behind) but from 'Hindustan' meaning India. Though the name rightly matches their business, its just a coincidence.

Fudgepump (366) -- 09.01.2007

Don't know, stainer. From my vague recollection of Chinese accupuncture point charts, there is NOT bilateral axial symmetry of the points. That is to say - what works with the left may NOT apply to the right.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 09.01.2007

Fudgepump (268) -- 09.01.2007 wrote: "
...what works with the left may NOT apply to the right.
"

Damn it, Fudgepump! Stop that. Sheesh! You're killin' me, here.

Fudgepump (366) -- 09.01.2007

Uhhh...sorry, my dear. What did I doo? I guess this is MY day for obtusity (re: "swallowed a fly..."). I know, I know..."Fudge, you moron - if I have to explain it, just FUGGEDABOUDIT!"
Re: "hind/Hindu"...this reminds me of a post I submitted previously in which I said that I believe that PR's metaphysical belief system should be called beHinduism. (I think it was a Newswire story about an anonymous benefactor leaving cash in public toilets).

Hamster (581) -- 09.01.2007

GGG - you are causing a late night snigger here!!

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 09.02.2007

Ahhhh! Hammy gets it. :)

Fudgepump (273) -- 09.01.2007 wrote: "..."Fudge, you moron - if I have to explain it, just FUGGEDABOUDIT!"..."

YOU set it up, man! You wrote: "...there is NOT bilateral axial symmetry of the points. That is to say - what works with the left may NOT apply to the right."

(*Ahem*) NOT that I would know personally, of course, but I have HEARD that there are SOME things that SOME people do, that they CAN do with one hand, but CANNOT do with the other hand.

You're right. If I have to explain... In this case, it would be "Fudgedaboudit".

Fudgepump (366) -- 09.02.2007

OUCH!! I totally missed the bus on that one, G3. BTW, I liked "FUDGEdaboudit...

Fudgepump (366) -- 09.02.2007

BTW: I've heard that guys who try "things" with their other hand call it "getting some strange". Never worked for me - my left hand is too uncoordinated.

TurdyTreeAnaTurd (100) -- 09.05.2007

What about south of the Equator? Same direction? There's a Diaper Changes in Latitudes joke in here somewhere too.

Anonymous Brown Hottie (not verified) -- 09.09.2007

I realy believed the diagram was of how to wipe with your hand before I read it.

KesAFloyd (88) -- 12.09.2007

I don't really feel a lot going either way. I kind of need to poop, but that's because I've been reading this site.

I sometimes find that twiddling my finger around in my belly button gets things moving.

Human Directionals (not verified) -- 05.16.2008

I'm quite confused, I was doing a search for Human Directionals and this article popped up. I saw something in the description about marriage between poop and water and just had to read. I've been on online since when AOL 2.0 was the "poop" and thought I had seen everything. The poop report eh? I would have never guessed.

prarie doggin (2132) -- 05.16.2008

I tried that pattern on my anus, and sure enough my hand farted.

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