If it was normal, society would have more powerful toilets with larger outlet areas to address the norm of poop size. No, it is not normal, but it might be more common than you think. Many people who come here look for others like them - big poopers, others suffering from itchy ass cracks, fellow leaky-butt sufferers - and find they are a part of a small, hidden society. You might be one of those people. Use the search feature on the front page and have a look around.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Maybe you have an unusually slack ringpiece, combined with a very flexible colon and an overhealthy appetite...

...just a thought.

I am assuming these dumps are MAMMOTH in size forget the density crapola. I mean come on do you mean to tell me if you switched to a four or five inch service coming out of your toilet it would still clog??!! I dont know if I believe this guy or not. If its true then simply find a bigger service for your toilet to me that would be the solution. Anyone?
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Thunderous, last night I was thinking that he should buy one of those collapsible extendable metal pointers that college professors use on the blackboard or overhead screen and get a plastic case for it. Poop, flick that thing open, break up poop, rinse if off, and close it again.

Then I thought "what the hell's wrong with you daphne?"

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Push n clog I get your drift, great story. I, too, have clogged my share of industrial super-flushers.

Everyone, it's not paper-related. Whatever unholy affliction causes these titanic turds RARELY requires more than 1 half-assed token wipe and the paper always comes out snow white.

It's the girth and the density. Imagine flushing a cabbage patch toy; no matter the flush velocity the plastic head doesn't compress it just wedges in there...

One of those battery powered stick blenders would work. It would have to be put into dedicated service however. I have also heard of a thing called a "macerater toilet". I dont know much about them, but i think one of them would git er done.

today i took a shit and i had a tad of bloood on it .. what should i do

You should stop engaging in anal sex, mdoggie.

(Get thee to an MD, md.)
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

This site cracks me up. Funny stuff. And if you crap big enough to clog power flushers, then you are a greater man than I. I crap 2-3 times a day so it's rare to build up enough nuclear material to create a bomb of toilet-clogging proportions.

I have a toilet that no man, nor beast can clog. The gerber ultra flush 312. tag teamed with a usa bidet. Thats a fucking toilet.

I went through a phase where i clogged the toilet so often my mother would start yelling while i was in the bathroom to flush half way through my poop so as not to clog the toilet, i said we needed one with more power

I've too have been clogging toilets since I was a preteen. Folks used to think it was too much paper, but twas the size of my bark. Now that I'm a homeowner and know mortal toilets will fail, I bought an American Champion 4260 which touts, "Throw away your plunger" and am proud to report I've only needed to use my rubber stick twice in over 3 years, with those episodes categorized as "light plunger work".
Just curious to know if there's a medical name for my condition. All you who suffer/enjoy the same condition have any ideas?

Ever since I was little, Ive always had massive turds. Each one more painful and intimidating than the next. Every trip to the bathroom that involves #2 requires AT LEAST a half hour of dedicated patience and control, in order to push past the pain, and push out the shit. Its a hectic life when you shit once every week or so.

Didnteatcorndidntseeiteither, you hit that right on the money, you sound like my clone. Just now I spent 50 minutes in the Bathroom getting up enough courage to push the pain away. I poop about every 2 days because if I wait any longer i'll have to get painkillers lol. I plug toilets all the time, in fact, I have a dedicated plunger just for the pot that I use. I'm not sure why I have such big and tender logs but they hurt! Also, this is kinda gross but every once in awhile, there will be like peanuts or something in the poop and it will scratch my butthole, it hurts!

I was just watching south park... the one where kyle's dad craps out a human size turd... and i decided to look and see if there was a record, and it led me to here.... and I have had some pretty big turds some that i had to flush about 4 or 5 times to go down.... what consitutes as a clog? and wut the heck are you people eating as to make this such a consistancy?

Eating some Taco Bueno loosens even my densest poops, but then again, I've only managed to clog a toilet with paper. I know because it took forever to wipe off that sludge.

I envy you guys, I never clogged a can with a titanic gigantic. I'm more of a toilet snake pooper.

I'm a chick and I have to admit I've clogged up my share of toilets, enough that each time I poop, I say a prayer that it goes down the pipe without a hitch. I don't know what it is, sometimes I poop out the most amazing logs! Like, seriously, 9 or 10 inches long, unbroken.. so amazing that I kind of wish I could show people.

I recently stayed in a so-called upscale hotel in NYC that had the worst toilet ever, it apparently detested me and would clog up at the slightest suggestion of a poop. Being a Shameful Shitter, I panicked the first time it happened.. I couldn't imagine the humiliation of having to call down to the front desk for a plunger, that my suitemates would know just how undainty of a flower I am.. so I reached in and managed to plunge the toilet with my cupped hands. Thank God it worked (and yes, I thoroughly and repeatedly washed my hands and arms)!

I've plugged a few, but never an industrial strength one. That's very impressive! Do you eat cement or something?

Last time I did this was after I spent a month in Albequerque. When I got home (without the daily trip to the all you can eat mexican restaurant), I was just bound up something fierce. I had to go out and buy some beans and habanero sauce to get things jump started.

Let me tell you that fella looked like the Loch Ness monster complete with a head sticking out of the top of the water. It probably would have gone down if it hadn't folded in half, but there was no way that titan was going down without a plunger and minimum 4 flushes.

I always have terrible pain when I poop, and it always comes out eventually, but I always clog the toilet. Even with just one turd. I even tried pooping into a running flush, and that didn't work either. I need a toilet that can handle something one size larger than what this one does...I'm all pooped out! :(

You fellers need to ear more fiber, lest you end up with ass-cancer. Pooping less than a few times a day is a badddd sign. Keep those bowels pumpin', and the toilets will keep flushin' too

Weee doggies, Jethro. Just no poopin in the
ceee-ment pond.

I have rarely clogged a toilet, mostly because I used too much paper.
Prarie, if us fellers ear more fiber like pooking suggested, how will we be able to hear if the toilet flushes properly?

I once (twice actually) had a burst stomach ulcer. Upon investigation by endoscope, I punched the camera inserter!, The net result was a Barium meal followed by X-ray. About 24 hours later, the Barium, which I now understand to be some sort of heavy metal, Vacated. I was staying at my mothers at the time, so in her can it was deposited.

The very act of pushing that puppy out, left me exausted, so I went straight to bed.

My mother came home, went into the bathroom, and awoke me with a distant scream.

This 'thing' was curled up just before the u-bend, and It actually did look like a block of concrete. It was awfull, and It lay there for days, gradually backing up the toilet. The only solution was to beat the crap out of it with a wooden rolling pin._______
like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

Sorry Frank, I didn't hear you. My ears were full of raisin bran.

BVC, let me know, next time I'll send Mrs. PD over. She's good at beating the crap out of things with a rolling pin.

Really? well thanks for the offer, it's such a relief to know that I have that help available to me. One question though, how much?

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

For the (to quote our long lost Stripper Poop) "sweet sweet opportunity", BVC, I will volunteer to do it for free. In fact, I won't use a measly rolling pin, but a double walled titanium softball bat, or, in recognition of your nationality, a cricket bat.

The compassion, the offers of help, the hole shitting match is overwhelming. I love you all, you are so supportive. Are any of you single? *tear running down cheek*

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

I must say I am impressed. I usually only have those monsters at certain times, like on vacation. I don't know if it is the change in diet or the pressure from airplanes or what, but last summer I deposited a 10 inch colon boa in the Vatican museum toilet. I flushed and expected the worst as a crowd of Germans waited outside. The water began to rise and I was planning my escape. Then miraculously (this is the Vatican after all) just as the water was about to reach the top, it receded as though Moses commanded. But the stench was morgue like. Luckily I got out of that one.

I was told by a member of staff at 'Under Sea World' that things in water appear 33% smaller thaan they actually are, so your 10 incher , Sir CAL, would most likely have been closer to 14 inch.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

My father used to make me cut up my baby brother's cloggin loggins with a coat hanger. I couldn't get a slice in edgewise as the log kept rolling like an alligater with its kill. A butter knife worked better. It was gross. My brother should have been made to chop his own clog log. He was 9 or 10 and old enough to handle a butter knife.

Sittingpretty, the technique you used was all wrong. First you need to hold it with a pair of tongs. Like a fine prime rib, you do not want to pierce it lest the juices run out. Next a good carving knife is to be used, taking a full blade slice, while not putting too much downward pressure on the..er..meat. Carving it into uniform slices, on a slight bias will ensure maximum surface area, and a most enjoyable flush. I hope this was of help to you.

SP - the faeces butcher.

Fighting someone else's crap is never pleasant. One of my in-laws once filled our toilet with an army of dense pebble poo that got stuck in the neck of the toilet. After they defeated the plunger and the plumbers snake our neighbor and I unbolted the toilet and took it outside. Eventually we knocked 'em out by flipping it upside down and using the garden hose.

Prarie doggin is right. Tong the turd, don't fork it.

well well clogging up the bowl eh? my friend when i was lil tike she always was clogging the toilet so her mom started chopping up her terds w/a yardstick before she could flush....we're talking terds the size of a whole salami! YIKES OUCH! :(

I think I have turd envy. I have had some lollapaloozers in my time, but never thick enough to clog a toilet. I have seen some cloggers, though--every once in a while I walk into a mall toilet and see a monster still blocking the exit; I know enough not to flush.

Never really clogged the toilet (I'll try harder!) but do sometimes have a turd big enough that I have to flush two or three times. About size, I've noticed that when I'm on a hunting trip and squat to shit it usually comes out as one very big log. And I think I bet that baby would clog something.