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A Puddle On A Sunny Day
Submitted by Scat O'Logical
October 27, 2012, 0 Comments

It was a bright, sunny autumn day. My dad was driving his "new to us" 1977 Pontiac Sunbird along the country road leading to our cottage, accompanied by my older brother in the front seat and me in the back seat. The Sunbird, with its compact size and V6 motor, was considered a "peppy" car and...

The Hole
Submitted by Anonymous
September 26, 2012, 6 Comments

In terms of poo-related catastrophes, camping and alcohol together are akin to a jackhammer in a nitroglycerine warehouse. I have never been on a camping/drinking trip where something nightmarish didn't happen involving poop. In fact, one of our favorite camping buddies is nicknamed Pancake...

A Pooprereport Short: An Untrushworthy F
Submitted by Anonymous
August 29, 2012, 2 Comments

Today I learned to never trust a fart. I decided to take my boyfriend on an adventure to another part of our state, where he had never been before, and spend a glorious day together. Everything went decidedly well until after hours of driving home, when I decided to let a fart escape. The moment...

A PoopReport Short: Good Aim In Spain
Submitted by Anonymous
July 19, 2012, 3 Comments

My friend and I recently visited Spain. On our first night there we got very drunk. I woke up the next morning absolutely hanging. I stumbled over and knocked on my friend's room's door, and when he opened the door it really stank. I couldn't breathe properly. I thought he must have taken a...

Thirty Seconds Too Late
Submitted by Anonymous
June 29, 2012, 5 Comments

Editor's note: This was submitted as a comment to the story No Poo For Seven Days. I came here because I haven't been able to release three days of heavy meals into tangible rectal waste. My boyfriend and I were kindly invited by our Chinese friends to stay at their place while we visiting...

Van Destroyer
Submitted by Anonymous
June 26, 2012, 4 Comments

My friends and I took a trip from New Jersey to North Carolina to help a friend of ours move. We spent the previous night drinking Guinness and Bacardi 151. Bad idea. We woke up early that morning to a cold winter day and started slamming Wawa coffees along with some breakfast sandwiches....

Subcontinental Submarine
Submitted by Anonymous
June 1, 2012, 4 Comments

It was a work trip in India that brought me to this god-forsaken experience. First time in the subcontinent, and I had been practicing since a young age (only engaging the finest purveyors of hot curries). Nothing was to prepare me for the onslaught my squid's eye was to endure. I was taken out...

A PoopReport Short: A Very Shitty Road T
Submitted by lauren54
May 25, 2012, 2 Comments

When I was 12 years old I went on a little vacation with a friend of mine and his parents. We were going to Virginia Beach for a few days, to enjoy the beach and all the fun that came with it. Since we drove from Pennsylvania, we stopped along the way to get some lunch. I'm not going to mention...

A Poop Shelf?
Submitted by Stephi_F8
January 27, 2012, 14 Comments

As a someone who spends a decent amount of time using a toilet because, well, everyone does, and also because I suffer from IBS, I was a little concerned about traveling abroad. I know that different kinds of foods can upset my stomach; also I had heard stories about communal bathrooms for both...

I Missed The Double
Submitted by Dumper
January 18, 2012, 5 Comments

A couple of weeks ago we took a weekend trip to Nashville, and after a day of carousing the Tennessee countryside we finally checked into our hotel. The wife was tired and wanted to nap for a bit before we went downtown to explore the honky tonks, and I wanted to unload a turd that had been...

Happy Bowels
Submitted by Anonymous
January 5, 2012, 5 Comments

On the last day that my friends and I would be together before we split for winter break, we went to a sushi buffet restaurant called Yamato. This restaurant had decent sushi and its prices were affordable, and boy can you become full after an hour or two there! After the buffet, I parted ways...

A Poopreport Short: An American Refuge
Submitted by Anonymous
November 16, 2011, 2 Comments

When I was seventeen I went to Germany on a school exchange with a bunch of other kids. We all ended up in different cities but got back together again to visit Berlin. We stayed in a youth hostel that had what we'd consider average public toilets. I don't know why, but I've never had the nerve...

A Closed Highway
Submitted by IBSSUCKS
October 22, 2011, 7 Comments

Everyone remembers the blizzard that ripped through the Midwest, right? Well, it just so happens that my wife and I were heading home from the Kansas City airport with one of our friends, "T", who was flying back from visiting family, when it was in full swing. Granted, we live outside of St....

All In A Day's Jerk
Submitted by Stinkalink
July 29, 2011, 4 Comments

I wasn't expecting her to know how to drive a stick shift. Now that I've had time to lick the wounds put upon my ego and my ass I realize this was my downfall: The mouse knew how to drive a stick shift. I started working at the ultra-large store three months ago. I prefer not to name the ultra-...

Snickering The Wampus
Submitted by LilDonnie
July 14, 2011, 3 Comments

I had just graduated from a college in the Pacific Northwest when I decided to road trip for a week by myself to de-stress. I'd barely gotten through the famous Senior blues, and I'd been told it was impossible to concentrate on one's studies the last few months. I can tell you this is true,...

A Mexican Ruin(ed)
Submitted by JMR
July 8, 2011, 12 Comments

The year was 2008, November to be precise, and I was on my honeymoon in Mexico. My wife and I were staying at a very posh and expensive resort. Seeing as how it was all inclusive, we spent most of the trip lounging around the several pools, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and eating anything...

Nauseated In Nicaraqua
Submitted by LolitaCassiePoo
June 16, 2011, 17 Comments

Someone recently wrote a poo story about his stay Peru. I thought it was going to be about how the local food or water caused problems down under, and this reminded me of my stay in Nicaragua. I went to Nicaragua in January of 2010 on a Mission Trip with 18 other people; we visited an orphanage...

At The Cost Of Borneo
Submitted by Otto von Skidmark
June 9, 2011, 5 Comments

I used to like airline meals. What changed my mind, I think, was a free upgrade to business class just when I happened to have a bad case of gut rot. I had only managed a few mouthfuls of champagne and nibbles before feeling the urge to pollute the posh passengers' porcelain with projectile poo,...

Three Days Of Poo In Peru
Submitted by Peruvian Pooper
June 6, 2011, 23 Comments

I am an American living in Peru. This point is crucial to the story; while Peru is no India or China, its bathrooms are still severely lacking in their equipment. Toilets often don't have a seat. Paper is on a bring-your-own basis. Only American chains such as Starbucks or McDonald’s will have...

My Poolitical Aide
Submitted by dailydeuce
June 3, 2011, 10 Comments

"Hello? Are you OK?" The muffled voice asked through the heavy wooden door. "Are you alright in there?" "Yes," I managed to spit out in a voice that, to me, was satisfactorily calm and disguised, just as another burst of liquid escaped my hind quarters. As I have previously established in my...

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