STORIES ABOUT POOP HEADER

Two Ply Too Late

"Regrettably, I did not kill her. Instead, I began screaming."
------ posted 02.03.2010 by JoeyLips (10)

I'm Down With PPP

Yeah, I know me.
------ posted 01.18.2010 by schellew (10)

Something Smelly This Way Comes

Beware the carousel.
------ posted 01.11.2010 by craptastic (27)

Death March in May

Don't drink the water.
------ posted 11.16.2009 by OutdoorPooper (33)

Driving The Michigan Peninsula

"...And that was when the dog got a whiff of the situation..."
------ posted 11.04.2009 by shooz (10)

Heaving Las Vegas

I said lap dance, not crap dance.
------ posted 10.14.2009 by Pill Pooper (533)

Half-Packed Bags, Fully-Packed Colon

Don't leave home without it.
------ posted 09.30.2009 by the pooping scholar (95)

Door Number Two

You have one guess what's behind it.
------ posted 09.22.2009 by snapfade (10)

One Missed Step

Is all it takes.
------ posted 09.08.2009 by UKBoxerBoy (10)

Going In The Gobi

A desert of plumbing, as well.
------ posted 08.07.2009 by Thunderbox (1446)

The China Syndrome

Shiny lights, check. Loud music, check. Toilet seats? Not so much.
------ posted 06.22.2009 by IberianCrapper (10)

One Groovy Poopsicle

A rather crafty rafter solves a problem by keeping cool.
------ posted 03.24.2009 by IrvW (10)

The World's Oldest Squat Toilet

The king had quite a throne.
------ posted 10.14.2008 by Thunderbox (1446)

The Harbor And The Fury

Preparing for emergencies is great. But then what?
------ posted 08.05.2008 by Squat-n-leaveit (615)

The Shit Tits: Welcoming The Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant

Discover 1.2 million gallons per day of civic pride.
------ posted 07.07.2008 by Miss Heather (30)

The Himeji Poop Exhibit

Yet another reason every PoopReporter should learn Japanese.
------ posted 06.25.2008 by babelhut (10)

Houses Of The Holy Cow Poop

Discover the miracle that is, believe it or not, a cow's butt.
------ posted 05.26.2008 by Dave (11987)

How Iran Drops The Bomb

An exploration of facilities.
------ posted 05.19.2008 by Thunderbox (1446)

Notes On Ethiopian Defecation

Food, drink, toilets, and an unusual audience.
------ posted 02.21.2008 by Thunderbox (1446)

Dinner At The Real India

Poverty seems noble and romantic. Until you actually experience it.
------ posted 02.19.2008 by Charmingly Neurotic (53)

Sailing With An Impotent Macerator

Its whole job is to chop up poop. And it fails.
------ posted 01.30.2008 by Deuces Wild (10)

Hind(i) Signs

Even in India, some coworkers want things cleaner than others.
------ posted 12.07.2007 by Dave (11987)

My Big Fat Feek Shedding

An epic adventure with African alcohol.
------ posted 09.12.2007 by Gasputin (168)

Bearing The Prospect Of No Toilet

What's your limit?
------ posted 08.07.2007 by Mike A (10)

Letting Go In Egypt's Land

"... and the waters of the Nile were turned to brown..."
------ posted 07.11.2007 by Poo de Grace (74)

The Great Bowel of China

Dumplings, dumpings. Peking duck, peeking turtles. Sesame noodles, open sesame.
------ posted 04.23.2007 by Professor Schitz (80)

New York Shitty: Confronting Mortality In The McGolrick Park Crapper

Deep trouble in deep Brooklyn.
------ posted 03.20.2007 by Miss Heather (30)

The Meeting Of The Scoopers

We may talk poop; these guys, as one PoopReporter learns, live it.
------ posted 03.02.2007 by DungDaddy (1465)

Shameless In Seattle: A Tour of Public Bathrooms

Fart Poopie looks into the Emerald City's fancy conveniences.
------ posted 11.27.2006 by Fart Poopie (1258)

The Hindness of Strangers

Anywhere in the world, poop transcends language and culture.
------ posted 10.24.2006 by Liv2Poop (26)


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