Ask PoopReport: Casein Curds In My Turds?

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Dear PoopReport,

I am on Day 5 of The Master Cleanse. For the last three days I have been seeing golden yellow bean-shaped masses in my poop. They are slightly pointed on the ends. I have done research on Google and it seems that they are "casein curds." (Casein is "the predominant phosphoprotein that accounts for nearly 80% of proteins in cow milk and cheese.") But, I can only find reference to this in regard to infants. (You can read about casein and baby poop in this 100-year-old article.) Does this also occur in adults?

I'll admit I fished one out with a plastic spoon and put it on a paper plate to show my husband. I smashed it with the back of the spoon and the inside is white and looks like FAT. They have varied in size from larger than a jumbo olive to the size of a navy bean. They are perfectly formed. Weird.

Could these have been in my small intestines since childhood? We drank "raw" milk for years. I have seen five total over the last three days.

I would appreciate any insight that you might have as to what these are. Thanks so much!

24 Comments on "Ask PoopReport: Casein Curds In My Turds?"

phatmanxxl's picture
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whats really weird is that you fished out your dung and messed with it...gross! was your husband really interested in studying it too?

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Gross.

A simple test: if you can fry a piece of steak with them or spread them on some hot toast, then it`s fat.

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C Everett Poop's picture
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That's disgusting and those colon cleanse things are a fraud. Ask any doctor.

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Sounds like you've got a cheese factory going on down there. Why not try aging it and selling it to the French.

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Thanks PD........Now I have to put limberger on my don't eat list.
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I was already off olives since a pot of those with feta cheese were the last thing I'd eaten before I got hit with a bout of Norovirus a couple of years ago, and therefore all I could taste during. I don't know what navy beans are and now never want to find out!

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A.N.

Sorry to see so many crappy comments for your legitimate question. Your probably wondering what kind of shit storm you stepped into by asking your question to this forum. Unfortunately, I don't think any of us knows much more than a pile of dung about what's in your poop. So you might want to find a medical reference to your query that has their shit wired tight and not this fecal forum for a serious response.

Hope that helps. Otherwise, sorry to step in your shit.

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Sorry Spattacus but I just had to tell you. Navy beans are pea sized white beans which can be used in a variety of dishes. These very common beans are known by a variety of alternate names, including haricot beans, Boston beans, pea beans, and Yankee beans, and they are closely related to larger white beans such as Great Northern and cannelloni beans. Most markets, in the USA, carry navy beans, typically in both dried and canned form, and they are also very easy to grow in the garden, if you have a little bit of room.

I shall try to erase this thread from my memory as beans of all varieties are among my favorite things. My wife, however, would probably love to see me give up eating beans as they wreck havoc on the air in our abode.


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Well the only way to tell for sure what they are is to taste one. Oh and for good measure your husband should taste one to to see if they taste the same. Go on and do it, I'll wait......
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Sounds like crusted over semen balls to me. The hubby been doggin you up the butt?_______
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Do you eat alot of dairy? Cheese eater? If you are on a cleanse, I would think that you are " moving some of that raw milk maybe... and like I said if you consume alot of dairy based products, they are being "pilled up" so to speak. Hell, I'm not a Dr. nor do I play one on TV. I dunno what I'm talkin about. It's just speculation that makes sense to me.

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Sorry Chief, you'll probably have to switch to cottage cheese now.

Spatticus, I have a submission currently in the qeue about foods people have not been able to ever eat again after a certain illness. One of mine was also olives. I'll post the story in the thread when Dave puts it out.

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Sounds to me like something that might form from mixing together, Oh, I don't know, say lime juice, maple syrup, and gastric acid.

Logjam

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To borrow a military concept: Don'Ask, Don't Tell.

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The Master Cleanse is a great way to blow shit out your ass and truly drop food/substance addictions. In October I did this cleanse and lost over 20 pounds, got rid of my blood pressure medicine, found that my hair, nails, and skin were healthier, and felt great after the first four days.

A.N., I'm doing a ten day follow up cleanse starting tomorrow. How long do you plan on doing yours?

As to your poo, it's possible that you're getting rid of casein; but if your cleanse goes anything like mine, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait. How much of the lemon drink are you drinking per day? I noticed during the first couple of days of my cleanse that I had some oily poos. They were yellowy because of all the lemonaide I drank, of course. They looked a bit curdled, but that's most likely due to the lemon juice. Could you just have had a great deal of dairy fat in your diet previously, and the lemon juice did to it what vinegar does to milk (fake buttermilk curdling)?

Good luck, and since you're already on day five, you've beaten the hardest part - those first days of feeling like crap.

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Oh, as to this cleanse being one of the frauds, this is not one of those benzoate clay and fiber, mold-making, bullshit cleanses that give you fake poop and tell you you've cleaned yourself out. This one has some interesting medical information.


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A.N.
I'll assume you're a female...
You say you've found five of these things over the last three days. I wonder how many were hiding deep within the brown cocoon and therefore went unnoticed.
And have you ever checked your nuggets in the past, or only since this clean-out business? Maybe you've been pumping out jelly bean sized chunks of pure fat for ages!
What did your previous McDiet consist of?
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Hi Chief, Thanks for the bean identification, haricot did it for me!
PD I'll look forward to that. Most weeks as we pass them in the supermarket my wife goes "Oh look olives and feta? (I go Huey!).
Thanks to drinking it by the 1/2 pint at my engagement party, I can't drink dark rum - or even eat a rum truffle. The party lasted most of the night, I got carried off after 2 hrs, fell off the bed I'd been put on and smashed my nose on my boots!

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When I was about 17 I got drunk on muscadine wine. For those of you who are not familiar with this foul beverage it tastes like raisins in something that is slightly sweeter than pancake syrup. Many years later the thought of this swill still makes my stomach churn.
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Deja Poo's picture
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You found the magic shit beans, A.N. and fished them out with a spork? Now put them under your pillow tonight before you and your husband go to bed and in the morning, you'll be paid a visit by the white-jacketed shit faeries who live out at Sleep Hollow Sanitorium and Rest Home.
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you could plant them in the back yard and grow a turd tree

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I just researched this today, because i had one, and i was wondering what it was. and a few things were questionable but i still don't know what it is and want to know so if anyone finds anything please let me know...

drayfran's picture
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I have read a discussion thread of similar adult findings-including myself. I am going to talk with my doctor. Clearly this has something to do with cheese and milk but why now...I have been on lactose for years now.

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I know exactly what you are talking about. I had the same experience, only I haven't been doing a master cleanse. However, I have been eating super healthy lately and consuming many foods that I heard are good for the liver. I was trying to lower my blood cholesterol levels and have succeeded and I was also trying to help my liver sine I have a fatty liver and have also had my gall bladder removed. I have never experienced this before if you find an answer I would be interested to know what is causing it. I was wondering if I could be passing fat that had built up in my liver