Ask Poopreport: My Butt Is Falling Out.

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Does anyone else feel "unwiped" after a poo, even after using half a roll of toilet paper? I do, and when I pull my pants up I get this sensation like my undies are sticking to the inside of my anus. It's so weird. A nd so gross.

I didn't notice this too much until a few years ago. In fact, one time I had a really hard poo and my anus felt like it had flipped inside out a bit... like an outie belly button. Is there anyone else out there who has advice on what has happened to me?

14 Comments on "Ask Poopreport: My Butt Is Falling Out."

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Uhh...you should probably go to the doctor. Your arsehole is supposed to be internal.

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Unless something shows up visibly,or you can smell that you're "unwiped" it sounds like an CDO (a.k.a OCD) type of thing. But not a severe case of it. This actually doesn't sound like a major problem,so I wouldn't recommend wasting your money on a doctor. Try taking a shower after you poop if you get the feeling of uncleanliness.
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Powersoak's picture
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Bend over and look in a mirror. That way you can tell if you are clean and if you have a prolapsed anus. If you are not clean, use wet wipes. If your doughnut is outside, push it back inside.

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There is such a thing as rectal prolapse, in which at least part of the rectum extrudes during a bowel movement. I don't know much about it, but I'd suggest a checkup to see if you have this, or something like it. In the immortal words from "Whose Line Is It?": "This can't be good." Have it checked.

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I love Who's Line! They need to bring it back. Ryan Stiles doing his Carol Channing impression made it to my facebook account today.
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athenivanidx, MSG is right, what you are describing could be early signs of rectal prolapse. If I were you I would definitely see a doctor. Cut and paste the URL below, read, then make your own decision.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/rectal_prolapse/article_em.htm


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If I wipe three times and there's still poop, I usually just give up and pull up my pants anyway. That's what underwear is for. But I've never felt real icky, like my ass went inside out!


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Anonymous Coward's picture
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If you back up too far in the shower, do you have to slide over to a corner to get out?

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I thought you were a perfect specimin flushette..a little brown around around the edges eh?
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What MSG and ChiefThunderbutt said--it sounds like a rectal prolapse. You should see a proctologist who can examine it thoroughly and decide whether or not you need treatment for it. I'm fairly certain there are minor surgical procedures that they can do to sew you up and get your sphincter back to normal.


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A rectal prolapse, which my wife suffered from after giving birth to our last child, can be controlled by diet and exercise if it is not too severe. She eats high fiber foods. takes fiber supplements daily and exercises often but without heavy lifting. She also has to avoid standing for prolonged periods and drinks lots and lots of water. So far so good.


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Sounds more like you`ve just fallen out with your rectum. Apologise profusely for what you called it and it won`t try to run away again.

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Oops......I think we left out an important detail. Said arsehole as since re-inverted itself and is now correctly oriented once again.

However, the feeling of being "unwiped" remains.......we notice it more now than before the inversion.....

Thanks for the advice though. If it happens again.......it's off to the doc for further investigation.

Ivan, of athenivanidx

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But......Tb, I merely called it by its name...........asshole.......who knew such a thing could have feelings......damn.


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