I don`t know about the rest of you, but for me the most aesthetically pleasing arse in the world belongs to Kylie Minogue.....phwoaaaarrr!!!

Tbox, luckily I don't have an "arse" like her, or I'd be dizzy 24/7 from constantly spinning around trying to get a look at it.

I'm missing the fluff in the cheek area. Due to lach of cheek fluff, my starkiss touches bottom every sitage, thus forcing me to do a slight cheek lift for fart releasement. I don't have to worry about cheek touchage during a poop drop because there is nothing but skin covered ischial bone there. Kiddie hiney's are the cutest.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

a nice bum is always appreciated

You talked me into it. I'll take two. A nice hairy one for myself and a smooth, curvaceous one for the wife.

I agree with all the above. There's nothing like the sight of a great female ass. You have to feel sorry for those saps in the Middle East, who force their women to dress so nothing is exposed. They don't know what they're missing.

For all you guys that like them big check out the cheeks on this keister. It may be a doctored photo but with her donut advertising deal she may eventually grow one like this :D

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Steatopygous, Chief. No good at all.

When my kids were young a teacher in their school suffered from steatopygous, she had a beautiful face and her ass was shapely but probably twice as big as it should have been. I used to stare at it in admiration and with a certain amount of lust. Perhaps you will find these cheeks more to your liking T-Box.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

That`s much more like it, Chief. Nothing worse than a set of buttocks that you could eat a tray of lunch off while the owner of them was standing up.

What can I say? I'm a runner; I have a freaking fantastic ass. And my husband tells me so every day :)

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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

What's a snap-break?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I have a great ass as well, all those years playing hockey...I just can't remember where the hell I put it.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I've been friends with a number of young ladies with "perfect butts". And I refuse to give names or descriptions. I plead the Fifth.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Blow up dolls don't count, Robo. Just because they don't talk back or give you grief doesn't mean they are your friends.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I quite like my butt, unless it's malfunctuning.

I like me a handful of sweet booty.

This is like talking about a cannon rather than the focus of attention...the cannon ball.

I submitted this thread because one day it occurred to me: I have much to be thankful for in terms of my humble bottom (which it certainly is; quite ordinary).

I have been pooping for 67 years at least once a day (often twice or more), for a total of probably over 30,000 times so far in my life. Many of those poops have been in public places, whether at work, at school, shopping, or elsewhere, in many cases in the near proximity of others also pooping. I can remember very few instances of being embarrassed by my butt or its leavings, as it behaved just as it was supposed to, in a timely and decorous fashion (loudly sometimes, but in a circumstance proper to such noise).

This be be got no back.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

A picture of my ass is the mister's phone background. It's a great inside joke till he whips open his phone to show someone something on it.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Crack and all, Misses M?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

This is where I struggle valiantly to keep my mouth shut about the size of phone screens, etc.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Yes my ass is like a capital C with the nice curve to it. I do not have a shelf ass Bilge so don't even! No SP not crack and all it is a side view and quite lovely too. If I didn't think it would scar the kiddos I'd have it enlarged and hang it in the livingroom.
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Laughing out loud, Misses M. My ass is shaped like an "I". In a side view, my abdomen looks like the butt and my butt looks like the abdomen.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Thank god you have a head SP, or we wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

I will go to my room now.

Yep, the side with the glasses is my face.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Here are two lovely ladies of the dark persuasion that are probably very comfortable when seated as they seem to have ample padding.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

My god my neighbor lady has 2 black twin sisters!Now theres an ass you could set your lunch tray on and not worry about it falling down.
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Chief, I believe those young ladies have invented anti-gravity. Forget the lunch tray MMC, we're talkin' a buffet table.

Perhaps the dessert section? I know they have fudge with nuts in it!
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Those butts look way to big for their bodies. It doesn't look real to me!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilge, you're just jealous because my female friends don't meow and use a litter box.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

You obviously haven't trained them well then Robo.

Yeah, that must be it, Robo.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.