I had to laugh at the urinal in the Madonna Inn. It looks like you guys could just pee on the wall instead of the bottom of the urinal, and the waterfall would just "clean" it down.
I hope it's bleach water...

My vote will always go to the basement of the Cathedral of Learning, University of Pittsburgh. Nothing fancy there, but there is always a Pitt News to read (or wipe with) and I always feel relaxed enough to produce well there. Don't need flowers or doilies. Thank you very much.

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

The Madonna Inn rules! I could hit that urinal no matter how many Kamis I had. Then again it could be easier to fall into.

To answer Logjams question- here is my best description of a "Shameless Shitters Haven"

Music- ClASSical music is often described in "movements". I say play in the real deal. A true "asspipe organ" piece, taken from the best of recordings (see stalls). Grunts could be added if available.

Lighting- Bright....to take full credit...:)

Stalls- A 10"x10" sliding door cut in divider between stalls. Why??? To see if your fellow shameless shitter is talking to you or on the cell phone. A microphone/recorder activated by a push-button. Use if you feel (or hear) a "virtuoso movement". A top quality, long-bowl, self-cleaning ferg. Janitors probably DON'T like shameless shitters.

Status markers-oh shit im going too far

NO AIR FRESHENER DAMMIT!

Oh Yeah...PR should ABSOLUTELY sponsor an "NU-anal ANnuAL" award. Maybe we could get a group rate to evaluate the candidates. Cool....(!)

The Kohler museum in Kohler, WI (about an hour away from me) has a freakin' awesome bathroom. The fixtures are all "artistically painted" and the toilets are like, state-of-the-art. The ventilation is excellent and there is music to mask any "sounds". And they buy decent TP, not that crap-on-a-giant-roll.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!