The BM Newswire may have been offline for a week or two, but that doesn't mean the poop news stopped flowing. Here are some of the links and news stories that may have slipped through the crack.

Peter Jones emails us: "You should review a book called Around The World In Farty Haze by Simon Fawkes -- it's a travel book with lots of humerous stories about farting and poop."

The dude who runs Turdzilla says, "Normally a car toilet would not be worthy of mention. At the risk of getting on your nerves by being too chatty, I must bring this state of the art inflatable crapper to your attention. I come across things like the toilet seat guitars--featured on my website--during my wanderings, few I feel of worthy of your attention, the Indipod is a device that would make traffic jam diareha a pleasant experience. Sure this ass sock costs a lot of butt pennies but if you ever needed it the device would be priceless."

Wow. You have to see the movie on that site.

Crapola, ever the busy web-surfing bee, sends in some quickies: this, this, this, this,

Oli Lewis remembers brevity but ignores many of the basic rules of grammar: "Check out my website www.postedpoo.com i think u will like it."

Roy has come across the patent for artificial human feces.

Scatoman has found a brief audio clip of the angry janitor.

Speaking of Turdzilla, I realize I neglected to forward on the guy's introduction. Here you go: "Turdzilla has finally completed arranging his lair. When one dresses in a Turd Suit it is difficult to find like-minded individuals on the web, thus my correspondance. The Poop Report is written with a literary flair that Turdzilla could never produce but envies. You can download for free the Tudzilla song, "Floater" for your listening pleasure. As Turdzilla's webmaster I still have poop report linked under Favorite Stinks on the Misc. page, which should be considered quite an honor. Not one to mix words or employ subtle hints, Turdzilla has requested that you consider him for a link one day."

"Regardless, take a walk around Turdzilla.com, see the French Maid photos, gawk at the Turd Suit pictures and download the free songs. In the world of comedy poop websites Turdzilla and Poop Report could be considered brothers."

And finally, Bilgepump, while doing some investigation into the horrors of the Lake Havasu sewer systems, discovered that Americans have pretty filthy hand-washing habits.