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Bathroom love

Posted 11.07.2005 by Logjam
When I was a kid, a cheap date involved three stages: movie theater, fast-food joint, back seat of a Chevy. These days, prices what they are, there are often only two: bar stool, then bar stall. A causal reading of recent news suggests that even the well-to-do are settling for the commode quickie.

  • Hollywood, CA. The scuttlebutt is that Paris Hilton got so hot over new flame, Greek shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, that she allowed herself to be wooed and doed in the loo.

  • Tampa, FL. Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested this past weekend for some unscripted tumbling in a Tampa bar stall. The complaints came from women waiting in a long line (to do what, we men don't know).

  • Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. A Chinese couple were dragged out of the men's restroom of a nightclub where they were purportedly engaging in "funny business." According to the couple's account, the female had gone in there after receiving a text message from the guy that said he was sick and needed assistance.

    Who the fuck knows. I may be old fashioned, but I've never been so horny or so drunk that I couldn't find a better venue for my passions than the nearest toilet. On the other hand, I don't think I'd report such an incident if I stumbled on one -- I'd invite a crowd in to cheer them on.

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    Bilgepump (1608) -- 11.07.2005

    Hehe...I saw the cheerleaders on the news this morning, was looking for more, but ya beat me to it, LJ!! Great find, great post!!!

    Bunga Din (1239) -- 11.07.2005

    I've done some pretty sketchy things in my drinking days but love in a shit pit ain't one of em....hey that's what parking lots and bus shelters are for.

    Fart Poopie (1254) -- 11.08.2005

    Not to insult anyone who engages in that particular activity, but having sex in the bathroom is beyond dirty.
    Oh well. To each their own.

    L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 11.10.2005

    "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom"
    --Humpty, Digital Underground
    Happy trails,
    L. Wrong
    Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

    Bunga Din (1239) -- 11.10.2005

    L Wrong was this with a BK employee....do tell do tell.

    Dave (11563) -- 11.10.2005

    "In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear."

    I don't think L. Wrong is talking about himself.

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