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Concerts in the port-o-john

Posted 11.11.2005 by Winnie the Poo
Just imagine: port-a-potties as private, portable concert halls.

"Washingtonians encountered an unusual public art installation on some streets recently. From the outside, they looked like ordinary portable toilets. But they'd been retrofitted as listening booths, presenting works of 'found sound' art -- sounds manipulated to intrigue the ear."

"'If you go inside a gallery, you don't really have the time or space to reflect on sound,' says 'Found Sound' curator Welmoed Laanstra. 'There are always people walking in and out. And so we came up with the idea of a porta-potty, which is very affordable.'"

"Ms. Laanstra covered up the sinks and toilets in five such booths placed around downtown, and added red cushions and gauzy white curtains. 'And it's not a porta-potty anymore, as you can tell,' she says. 'It's more a sound cabin.'"

I can only imagine the comments from other PoopReporters. Surely art lovers would have found better surprises (or should I say, pieces) if the potties were actually functional. Background chamber music, lovely curtains, fuzzy carpet... who wouldn't want to do their business in that spot? I wonder if they've had issues with people uncovering the toilet holes -- who could resist doing it in such a conducive atmosphere?

Turns out the installations closed last weekend. At least you can watch this video report.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Fart Poopie (1257) -- 11.12.2005

That is very interesting. I wonder what they did with the port-a-potties now that the show is over.
They should sell them. I bet there are a lot of people out there that would love to have one.

christine (not verified) -- 11.14.2005

I think this is funny.

PooperGal (527) -- 11.15.2005

There have been "concerts" being given in Port-a-Johns since the day they were put on the market. I mean, doesn't nice, ripe pre-poop flatulance count for anything? The accoustics are especially important (as is the vent system) for optimal enjoyment of one's own body music. Who needs a tuba when we have a built-in wind section?
PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 11.21.2005

Oh man, I thought you could poo and liste at the same time...

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

The Thunderous ... (710) -- 09.24.2007

Poopergal I have to agree with ya there. My wind section alone could be a prodigy in any orchestral shituation. Ahhhh nothin like that pre poop flatulence!
_______
The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

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