Poop is funny.

*blah blah blah...political comentary...blah blah blah*
Hurray for the president having a sense of poop/fart humor!!!
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

Good for Dubya - I just hope he`s ripped out a stinker in front of Blair at some time, I`d have loved to have been a fly on the wall to have seen our PM squirm.

If only we could harness the power of poo. If only........

Dufya would love to hear Dubya fart on live TV just for the sake of doing it. Poop and farting are funny.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

I gave Dave a BIG +1 for his comment at the top. It's all about context.

As critical as I've been about the man described one thing I would never say is that GW is too stuffed up. He has an amazing ability to touch the common man with his homespun tales and his gee golly wiz philosophy which I believe comes from the heart...or maybe even a little lower down. This is just one example of GW's personality that strikes such a resonant cord with so many of his loyal supporters and makes him the kind of guy you wouldn't mind having as a neighbour.

DAVE!!!! This is really unfair! I am taking this comment to the flames forum!
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

This confirms it. Dubya really IS a piece of shit, and he's got the flatus to prove it.
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"Uugggghh...nnnrrrrAAaaaaarrrgg...*splash*...aaaahh."

I don't know how I feel about this. Maybe, I can't figure it out because of how I feel about the president and our country currently.

What I'm ineptly trying to say is that if I worked for the president, and I really liked him as a person, his fart jokes would be fairly funny.

However, if I hated him, and he was doing it, I'd be disgusted even more.

The real question to me is......

Would he be able to be as jolly about the farting if he was the "butt" of a fart attack instead of him being the bomber?

I wonder.

I'm up in the air about this at the moment and need time to consider my inability to see him objectively.

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It's alright, daphne. I had to settle for a moment before I could say something without flaming Dubya. Also, I think I need to go with a new name (I like Flushy and DF), because Dubya looks too much like Dufya and I get confused!

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Double Flush could also be Flush Squared. Or Flush Times Two. Can you html that little squared 2 at the top of the "h" at the end of Flush?

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You mean like Flush²?

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Well, I guess he can. And by the way, mods, I'll gladly take that 'lamer' point dock - the entire point system is a crock of bull shit anyway. Furthermore, I stand by my opinion of Dubya and his ilk and I don't care what anyone thinks of it.

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"Uugggghh...nnnrrrrAAaaaaarrrgg...*splash*...aaaahh."

if it bothers everyone that much, get out there and volunteer your time to some rich democrat and campaign for them next time round. no matter how much vitrolic hatred you spew you're not changing anything. but farts are always funny, don't care who you are, if you're a dude (some ladies find them funny others don't) farts are always always always funny.

One the one hand I think it's funny that he tries to make light of life in a day-to-day schedule filled with serious issues.

On the other hand, I'm not sure how I feel about such shenanigans going on in the Oval Office.

Sharty, if you're a dude, let's make it your daughter, and it's not the president. Let's make it the closest McDonald's manager. He likes to fart when your daughter comes in the room, and she's fry cook number three. He farts, asks her to come in, and she stands there in front of someone who is older, in charge, and laughing with others her superior.

Are farts still funny?

I only ask for an honest answer.

Of course, this whole post is just to stir up shit because it's late, I'm going to bed, and I needed something to do while brushing my teeth. But still.......

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I wonder if Bush knows about Poop Report...
I wonder if he is a registered poop reporter...
For all we know he is.

It could be him *points at DoubleFlush*
or him *points at Sharty*
or even.... YOU! *points at... you*

You forget, I am Jim Foxx, not Dubya. I do kinda wish he would join us, though.

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better that then sexual harrassment daph. and generally most males, myself included save fart humor for themselves, and other like minded individuals, and most times it's just a gas. on the other hand, if someone is really upset by antics such as that they should report it. with mcdonalds, it'd be a call to corporate. with the president, well that'd be tougher, but he isn't beyond reach or censure. the more important part is teaching your kids not to cow to those in authority if something crappy is going on. which is just as simple as telling them not to take candy from strangers, get into the cars of grown ups they don't know, and not let anyone touch their no nos. why is it different as an adult?

didn't mean to offend you or anyone, and that was your honest answer.

I'm not offended. If you're saying to report it to someone higher up the ladder or not to cow down, I have to say it's easier to say than do, and I don't think the president would allow people in his cabinet to complain about it. I bet they would lose their jobs or have trouble at work from there on.

I guess I don't think any of this is funny if it can't be reciprocated and/or exists on levels that aren't equal. Making someone smell your stanky should be something that's cool within the group and not done as a form of harassment or show of power.

sharty, I think I'm beginning to see a sort of "fart terrorism ettiquette" evolving that some of us think is appropriate and some of us think are bullocks. This is why I love poopreport.

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But harassment and displays of power are the cornerstones of the Bush presidency! Asking for the administration to refrain from either of those behaviors would be like asking any one of us to quit breathing!
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"Uugggghh...nnnrrrrAAaaaaarrrgg...*splash*...aaaahh."

so now let us all join hands in poop unity...umm...after we wash our hands, of course...

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poop poop eee doop!

I would love to meet the pres or any other Republican so I could try to squeeze one out when I shook his hand. Then I'd just say, "Wow, you sure have a firm handshake!"

No comment to the story posted. I will be Swiss-like in my post.
On the other hand, Fart Poopie brought up an interesting point. I wonder IF there are famous people who post on PR. There has to be a few.
I could see George Clooney. LOL
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