I think that the recipient of the "award" would have to be familiar with LiquidAss and its purpose in the world. Otherwise, it would have to be explained by the giver, which ruins the fun.

Also, it seems like they already have a name on it -- the "Smell of Dad Award." Is this wha's going on all of the items, or the plaque in the photo supposed to represent a custom design -- and customers could choose what the plaque says?

I'd call it the "Big Stinker Award" or just "The Big Stinker."
PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Thanks Dave for putting this up on your site!

The plaque pictured is just an example of what could be done. Assman #2 and I thought that it would be fun to get other peoples ideas. If we use your idea on the Liquid ASS web site, we will send you a plaque and a bottle of Liquid ASS for free. So if you have a funny phrase that you think will work, send it in. You may get some free shit!

Thanks for your help!

Assman #1

I think the name outta be "Asscarver Award"
I don't know where it came from....

Some ideas:

Go ahead. Make my day.
Plan B.
Take a whiff
Backup supply
The meeting's over
Shake your booty
Can you smell me now?
Pull my finger

"The meeting is over" is great! I can only imagine... the constant threat to use it... wow. Good one.

"Go ahead. Make my day." is really good. I also like "Plan B", "The meeting's over.", and "Can you smell me now."

Logjam, this is a great list of suggestions.

"Drop the Big One"

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

It was ME!
Eau De Toilette
The ASS Effect
In-Law Eliminator

"Leave Daddy alone."

"Do you STILL believe your shit doesn't stink??"

"The Dog Did It"

"Pardon me, do you have any Liquid Ass?"

Or more simply,

"Unforgettable"

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

Thank you to all who submitted suggestions. We have decided to go with the following: "Go ahead. Make my day.", "Plan B", and "The meeting's over." All three were submitted by Logjam. Logjam, send your shipping address to assman@liquidass.com and we will ship you 3 Liquid ASS Desk Displays. Thanks again.

How about "You Stink"

Piece Out!
Crapola

I have not tried liquid ass products. However, I can say that the "fart in a can" products that I have tested, have smelled nothing like farts or poop. They smelled like a chemical leak. My advice to you people:
Don't ever test these kind of products inside the house.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

I know you've already settled your promotional line, but if I might add a belated suggestion:

"Take a number:
Two"

Needs to be more concentrated. In means od smelling the place up for up to six hours.

It's a little late now, but I thought, "Political Binaca" would have been good.

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Liquid Ass, for those moments when life stinks, stink back.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

"Thanks for Assing"!

POOPOSTEROUS AWARD!

i have the best one ever...

Chanel Number 2

Hmmm my dad smells like old Spice not Old Ass.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

sooo, you finally let someone break in that chest?