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Posted 06.30.2006 by The Dumpster
What (or where) is a poor, transgendered Harvard student to, er, doo? Harvard University’s Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, and Supporters Alliance (BGLTSA) released a report last week revealing yet another little-known area of discrimination against some of the students otherwise privileged enough to attend America’s premiere Ivy-League school. It seems that Harvard’s abysmal lack of gender non-specific bathrooms has caused transgender and gender-variant students to alter eating and drinking habits and suffer severe cases of dehydration.

Although it is impossible to estimate the total number of bathrooms at a place as big as Harvard, the study, which encompassed first-year dormitories, upper-class houses, major classroom buildings and libraries, identified a mere 38 gender non-specific bathrooms and 24 single-occupancy bathrooms assigned to either men or women. The study further found that these oases of relief are mostly, and ironically, located in the “River Houses,” ignoring the needs of students that are in class.

“There are basically no options in classroom buildings for transgender or gender variant people who need to use the bathroom,” said Jordan B. Woods (class of 2006), the organizer of the study and BGLTSA political chair. “In terms of [sic] Harvard, I don’t think we are doing as good of a job [sic] as we could,” Woods said. Nor, evidently, are the teachers of English Grammar 101.

BGLTSA issued four major demands in connection with the study: 1. the “neutralization” [sic] of all gender-specific, single occupancy bathrooms; 2. Proper labeling and designation of all bathrooms; 3. Inclusion of at least one acceptable gender non-specific bathroom in any future buildings; and 4. Immunity from disciplinary action for using a bathroom that a student deems appropriate for his or her (or its?) gender.

BGLTSA spokeshuman Stephanie M. Skier said that these recommendations are “necessary to ensure the safety and rights of transgender members of the Harvard community.”

“There are transgender students at Harvard,” Skier said. “It would be a much safer and more welcoming place for students, staff and faculty if bathrooms were accessible, gender non-specific and marked as such, and if people know they are not going to be taken to the Ad Board or fired from their job for just using the bathroom as they normally do.”

Skier said that the dearth of gender non-specific bathrooms near classrooms forces transgender students to avoid using the bathroom for extended periods of time, leading to severe health consequences.

“There have been studies done that show that transgender people are at a higher risk for bladder infections and dehydration as a result of not using the bathroom,” she said, although some might argue that Ms. Skier is on a slippery slope regarding her causation arguments.

Skier said that many of these students simply cannot use public restrooms for fear of harassment, or even arrest.

Although insisting that “there have been a lot of cases where people have been arrested for using the bathroom,” BGLTSA conceded that there were no documented cases or studies of such harassment at Harvard, much to the chagrin of hungry ACLU lawyers everywhere.

Hope remains, though, that this can yet be ginned up into a court case. Woods said that he is “aware” of students who have run into trouble. “Even if they are not documented, I know people who have bad experiences in bathrooms here,” Woods said, demonstrating that his grasp of logic is just as good as his grammar.

Furthermore, while the BGLTSA officers admitted that the number of students who require gender non-specific bathrooms is relatively small, they stressed the fact that “basic civil rights” are at stake, which, of course, instantly renders all other considerations secondary.

“Even if it is a small number of people that this affects, it is important to recognize that this is something that is central to these peoples’ daily lives,” Woods said, adding American Constitutional History to the number of undergraduate courses he evidently didn’t find time to take.

Undergraduate Council President Matthew W. Mahan (class of 2005) agreed with Woods’ statement.

“When something has to do with fundamental rights and needs, it doesn’t really matter how many people it affects,” Mahan said. “I don’t think I would be representing the student body if I wasn’t interested in the issue.” Bookmark this young man’s name: He will doubtless be a Blue State Senator in the next 10 years or so.

Skier said that much of the opposition to gender non-specific bathrooms is—shockingly—a result of “bigotry.”

“I think that most objections to this very reasonable modest proposal are blatant transphobia,” Skier said, coining a new word. “Saying that people don’t deserve to go to the bathroom which is a basic student life or workplace issue is equivalent to saying that transgender people shouldn’t be at Harvard and that is just wrong.”

Not that this is anything new, mind you. Back in 2001, Jimbo here on PR reported of another such tempest in a (tea)pot in “An Ivy League Bathroom Crisis”. Also, for this writer’s own experience with a “transgendered” person in a restroom, go here, and scroll down to the fourth post.

However, the Harvard controversy will doubtless wind up in court. How would WE resolve it, O fellow members of the Supreme Court of PoopReportia?

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 06.30.2006

Excellent reporting, Dumps!

You know, it's going to end up being A LOT of doors.

"Men"
"Women"
"Pre-Op MTF"
"Pre-Op FTM"
"Post-Op MTF"
"Post-Op FTM"
"Out"
"In"
"Switch Hitters"
"Men In Dresses"
"Women in Jockstraps"
"Undecided"
"Hermaphrodites-Male Orientation"
"Hermaphrodites-Female Orientation"
"Eunuchs-Voluntary"
"Eunuchs-Accidental"
"Eunuchs-Environmental"
"Just Plain Mental"

Nine Inch Log (363) -- 06.30.2006

This is one of the best newswires I've red yet. I remember at an old job I had an individual was trying to sue the employer because they did not have any non gender specific bathrooms and (he/she/it?) did not feel comfortable in any of the regular bathrooms.

The case was dismissed on the grounds that it was just insaine.

What happens next? I don't like to poop at work, should I force my employer to build a bathroom specificly designed to make me comfortable. After all, it is my RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING to poop in comfort goddamnit.

Word of advice, hold it or get over it.

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Double Flush (603) -- 06.30.2006

Well, 9IL, here's the thing. They are having problems BECAUSE they hold it. I think it's a great idea to provide more restrooms for non-gender-specific people. My thought is to include some simgle-toilet rooms simply labeled TOILET and not MEN or WOMEN or anything else. It's simple and it works, and anyone who needs the toilet can come and have their own toilet for a few minutes. At NCSU I see this in a (very) few places. The sign next to every door in every building has the room number and sometimes a label such as "Engineering Storage" or whatever. The rooms of which I speak have "TOILET", a man silhouette, a woman silhouette, and the handicap symbol, so that alone basically designates it as open to everyone. I don't know any transgenders, but they have somewhere to crap or pee should the need arise.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

Thunderbox (890) -- 06.30.2006

You may have cracked it DF, I was thinking of just adding some highly embarrassing symbols on the disabled shitter door.

The wheelchair symbol encompasses so many things from "I`m temporarily out of action from breaking my leg/arm/other" to "I`ve got terminal MS" to any number of complaints, temporary or permanent.

If these folk, who are a minute minority, can`t use the disabled shitter; or if they dress like a guy, the male shitter and use a cubicle; or if they dress like a woman the womens (which are all cubicles) - what the fuck is wrong with them.

Taxpayers should not have to stump up for any more.

Double Flush (603) -- 06.30.2006

For the disabled, however temporary or permanent, all of the restrooms around campus include a handicrapper. The deal with the toilets I mention is just to make a point that they are open to everyone.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 06.30.2006

Single user bathrooms should be able to satisfy anyone. If only one person at a time can use them, how is anyone compromised? If a number of these are placed around campus, wouldn't that solve the problem? Otherwise, methinks certain people are protesting way too much.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 06.30.2006

Yeah, but, TBW, they're Harvard people. You don't get it: They're entitled to have everything their way, as they undoubtedly will from now on.

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The Dumpster (2506) -- 06.30.2006

I am going out of town in the morning, so I have to add one more comment to this thread. Some of the names in this story (all of which are real) belong on our forums thread about funny sounding names: Mr. "Woods," Ms. "Skier," and--best of all--Mr. "Mahan" (what if his first name was "Pat," and you pronounced his last name with the emphasis on the last syllable?).

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Full_of_It (2) -- 07.01.2006

That just makes me mad. These people need to pick one or the other. It is ridiculous the things that some people fight over. Imagine if we put this energy to some good.

daphne (3695) -- 07.02.2006

The only thing that come to mind is that we have kids in this country in schools all over the place who aren't allowed to pee or poop because of ridiculous bathroom restrictions and someone should realize if an adult bladder is compromised, then a child's bladder is compromised twice as much.

I hope some of these trans gender people are legal students who go on to do some pro bono work for children who have been refused bathroom time.

Nice article.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 07.03.2006

No one seems to have mentioned the correlation between Shamefulness and these transgendered people. I've already posted that I think single user bathrooms would solve any problems they might have, but can we not hope that at least some of these people might work on some sort of attitude adjustment about peeing and pooping in general?

I mean, what's the difference between someone who is chronically Shameful about using public restrooms for whatever psychological reasons and a transgendered person who feels out of place?

Why should we not encourage the transgendered to work on healthier attitudes towards using any public bathroom instead of indulging what appears to me to be a prima donna attitude towards the entire area of human activity?

I have to admit further that I'm not a fan of Ivy League political correctness. This entire movement (no pun intended) seems out of control. I continue to believe that Shamelessness cures everything.

Dave (11689) -- 07.05.2006

The issue of GLBTWCTetc bathrooms has come up in the news fairly often in the last few years, and I've resisted posting BMnewswires on the subject because I figured they would just descend into flamewars. I'm really gratified to see the great discussion on the subject.

TBW says:
"Why should we not encourage the transgendered to work on healthier attitudes towards using any public bathroom instead of indulging what appears to me to be a prima donna attitude towards the entire area of human activity?"

The other reason I've avoided commenting on stories like this is that I really didn't know how the PoopReport philosophy would respond to this problem. But TBW, you've nailed it. Very, very insightful.

Logjam (2460) -- 07.05.2006

If it was only a matter of psychological comfort, I'd agree with the idea that transgender folks should just get over it. But there are numerous reports of them getting arrested and/or hassled for using the "wrong" restroom.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 07.05.2006

Dave, Wonderpance and I snuck it in while you were gone.

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

AssBlaster2000 (1116) -- 07.05.2006

And me!

I was questioning whether to put it up myself; I must admit I was really, really leery to publish this one. I figured it would only descend into a flame war and I'd come home to a mess on my hands. However, we have had good ideas shared on this thread.

My take on transgendered people: Whatever you look like, use that restroom. It doesn't matter what equipment you have, but if your equipment is the wrong kind for how your clothes and face look, you should probably use a stall. I do not agree that new restrooms should be built just for trannies. How many can there possibly be at Harvard?

It is a shame that they are harrassed, and no one deserves to be beaten up or anything, but they made that choice knowing full well what society thinks of transgendered people. There are surely lower-traffic times that one can go to the bathroom, and bathrooms that are not well used. I don't believe the situation is as bad as the asshats in the article make it out to be. They're getting their panties all in a bunch about this. That's why you shouldn't wear panties when you still have balls.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 07.05.2006

AB2K writes: "That's why you shouldn't wear panties when you still have balls."

'Scuse me; I just shart myself from laughing so hard. I need to go change my panties.

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

sharty mcfly (211) -- 07.05.2006

wow line of the century. but yeah transgendered folk, i don't care, use whatever room you like, just use a stall and don't leer at me. i had a co worker one time we all suspected was ftm transgender, wore her hair shaved short, mens clothing and had a little rainbow 2 girl necklace thing that she wore. anyway case in point, she never said anything, we never said anything, nobody cared. it's totally a confidence thing, just like in Highschool, you can roam the halls without a pass, just don't look suspicious about it, or in this case don't look suspicious make a big deal or stare at things you shouldn't.... and if you are wearing a skirt the ladies room is a better choice, no matter if you can hike it up and use the urinal, it's just a poor idea.

Great comment! +1 point
The Big Wiper (2245) -- 07.06.2006

I think this is an example of political correctness spinning totally out of control, which, in my opinion, is practically its nature anyway. I'll repeat this because it makes so much sense: a number of single user bathrooms across the Harvard campus should take care of this situation. No one is ever subject to ridicule in such facilities.

Period. The rest of this is just a bunch of loud, politically-correct noise.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 07.07.2006

TBW writes about "loud, politically-correct noise."

Pardon me, sir, but the editor in me detects a tautology here.

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

Thunderbox (890) -- 07.07.2006

Let`s sort the whole problem out simply, here and now. As we all know, there are men`s and women`s shitters that are near enough the same size - as a guy I know that the women have a better deal in the number of stalls, but we don`t care.

The disabled shitter is big, comfy and has enough room for a good shag, this is available everywhere now due to the disabilality/discrimination etc. laws.

Why not just label this shitter "Others", and let`s all use it as, when and how we wish - the more the better!

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