And in the name of exhibitionism.

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I don't know about the hairless part, at least for me, but we're definitely primates. I can easily see the reasoning behind that experiment.

Perhaps I should try it. I have never had a pellet poop. It's usually got plenty of LiquiShit with it.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

I'm gonna get me some of that Monkey Chow. My wife and kids have been gone for over a week and I'm tired of having to make my own food.

DDad-- you should watch the videos, first, I think. You might reconsider those monkey pellets. They look mighty inedible; the guy, Adam, mentions that he now understands why all the monkeys in the zoo have such sad little faces.

I'd throw feces, too, if I had to eat that stuff! Any Dave Barry fans? I think Monkey Pellets would be a great name for a rock band.

The world of the show futurama has a product liek this its called "Bachelor Chow" appropriately enough. in one episode fry fills himself a dog dish full of it and waters it down to make gravy, i thought it was nasty and i don't beleive i'd do the monkey pellet thing, unless they came in good flavors, you know nacho cheese, something like that.

This is why when monkeys go out to eat in restaurants, they always splurge. Usually either pork tenderloin, filet mignon or mahi-mahi.

That monkey chow gets old fast.

P.S. But monkeys are notoriously bad tippers. Supposedly because they don't have any pockets.