that's just disgusting. and the weird thing, to me, is that he didn't even work there! i'd like to know exactly how they were treating him--a customer--to make him feel like that was necessary.

crazy people, i tell ya what.

Just one more nutbar (pun intended).

Time to google recipes for pastries. I don't think I could every buy one again.

This just in: inspired by Mr. Nahidmobarekenh's antics, the makers of Mrs. Dash plan to market Shit Sprinkles to the general public starting in January, 2006.

Groan appetit!

Great delivery! Good writing, Logjam. I hope it's not true that "you are what you eat" in this case!
PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

What a stupid shithead. Getting back at management by poisoning innocent people's food is like pissing into your Grandma's soup to get back at Campbell's!

That was the first report to actually make me say out loud "Un F**king believable!
Why not "joke" the managers that pissed him off. What a wimp. It seems the customer always gets it in the end.(!)

that is one sick ass mofo... the shit sprikler needs to eat shit and die

Wow. I will never buy any doghuts agian unless hey are straoight from Kripsy Kreme

I think Mr. Nahidmobarekenh is out on parole and prepared the questionable McDonald's ham biscuit I ate this morning. I've been home sick all day, and nothing has come out of the rear yet, but I am keeping careful notes in case this turns into something worthy of a story.

I am also waiting with my gas mask, partially b/c my basement toilet is now a disASSter area (oops, shouldnt give away more of the story)
and also ppised for your story. (If any)

"ppised should be poised. My bad.

I think KOC's indigestion has gone to his brain. Should somebody call 911 before the man self-destructs?

Well, im not feeling too good myself, having just unleshed a monster shit storm.

AHh damn it I feel more coming. I hope this doesn't turn into a medical condtion, becuse The abulance would have to drive thru all the slush and it would get blow around by the high winds.

(IN DC tonight wind gusts are reaching 70 mph and it is lightly snowing)

I worry that the wind would blow over the ambulance. I drive a van and it was bing pulled from side to side of road today. Think of what'll hapen to ambulance.

Something different for PR--A story happening in real time!

Real time Poopreporting...
isn't that what the Daily Download is? :)

Never have used the Daily download. BUt yes, a real time story. It is Sunday and more has happened for me to add to the story. (But no snippet for you)

I actually had to break off commenting last night to unload some more. THen I fell asleep after pushing for a half hour and busting 80 blood vessels.

This isn't fair, KOC--cut the jive and go on and write the story, dude!

TD, I promise to send Dave the story by Tuesday.

Ew, Ew, Ew, That is not only totally nasty, it is also very dangerous.

What if this sicko had some sort of a disease. He could have passed it on to many innocent people, worst still young children, who tend to eat more pastries than older people.

Five years in prison is just a slap on the wrist. He should get more if anyone's health is effected, and pay the families medical bills if needed.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Ew, Ew, Ew, That is not only totally nasty, it is also very dangerous.

What if this sicko had some sort of a disease. He could have passed it on to many innocent people, worst still young children, who tend to eat more pastries than older people.

Five years in prison is just a slap on the wrist. He should get more if anyone's health is effected, and pay the families medical bills if needed.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Huh? Sorry about the double post. Dave, please delete this message, and the duplicate post.

Thanks.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

I wonder how Mr. Nahidmobarekeh would like it if one of his newfound compatriots in the state pen shit on his food and he had to eat it. Is basic consideration for one's fellow man or woman asking too much? Makes you wonder what people with a beef are doing to all our foods and drinks. Scary.

Mr. Nahidmobarekeh was probably pissed because managment mispronounced his name. I hope he was locked in a cell with a Texas
Bubba with a penis like a telephone pole. A little anus modification would be fitting punishment.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!