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President Bush answers to a higher power

Posted 09.19.2005 by Logjam
You'd think if you were president of the United States, you wouldn't need to ask permission to go to the bathroom.

Last Wednesday, during a meeting of the U.N. Security Council, George W may as well have been an eight-year-old stuck in class, raising his hand with a pressing need. The "teacher" in this case was Condie Rice, because it was she to whom the president handed the hastily scribbled note: "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"

Reuters got a picture of the note and distributed it widely. Since then, reporters have been trying to determine whether this was a code #1 or #2. Thinking that bathroom breaks may provide a new angle to understanding the workings of the U.N., other reporters have been busy researching past bathroom "breaks" at U.N. headquarters. Perhaps they will discover that we misunderstood back in 1960 why Khrushchev was banging his shoe.

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.19.2005

He could always follow in Daddy's footsteps and let loose on the dignitary next to him

Fart Poopie (1254) -- 09.19.2005

Give the guy a break. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Being President doesn't automatically put a stopper in his bung.

paradise pooper (51) -- 09.20.2005

I saw this on cnn while siting at the bar, and almost fell off my stool (ha ha). maybe W is a normal guy after all.....

scatoman (253) -- 09.20.2005

I like the question mark after the first phrase. I mean, doesn't he know for definite?

Superb.

muddywaters (9) -- 09.20.2005

muddywaters

I agree with scatoman about the question mark. Perhaps he just had to fart.

Bilgepump (1642) -- 09.20.2005

Hmmm. do you suppose George has skidmarks? Wait, don't answer that, I REALLY don't want to know.

snappybob (not verified) -- 11.01.2005

I was reading the other day in my "Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader" a story about how Lyndon Johnson used to conduct meetings while sitting on the can. He was very adament about having the people he was talking to standing right there in front of him.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 01.01.2008

Johnson was a very, very disturbed man. And this is NOT a political rant. Remember he used to pick his beagle puppies up by their ears, and the time he showed the scar from his gall bladder surgery on national TV?

His long-suffering wife, Lady Bird, just died in 2007 at age 100. I wonder how she put up with it for so long.

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