Makes me wonder what he would have used to clean up his poop. Probably a backhoe. Makes sense. He would then wash the stains out with a mixture of gas and hydrofluoric acid. Oh well...at least he has another reason to drink. UFB!

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

I'm thankful I neither got diarrhea nor constipation after the Thanksgiving feast we had.

I am thankful that despite a terrible year, my IBS has given me minimal problems.

This guy sound like he don't have much upstairs. Who in their right mind, would leave a hair dryer running full force on bed sheets?

Even drunk, most people have that much common sense.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

I thought this article was going to touch upon something else when I clicked on it. And that's the issue of food cross-contamination. Handling raw poultry of any kind and then not washing your hands properly as you proceed to other food preparation can result in salmonella contamination.

Rule of thumb: be sure you wash after handling the bird, or you may end up with a mess of a turd.