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The Dangers of Dumping in Durban

Posted 10.27.2009 by Thunderbox
South Africa is known as a crime-ridden country; rapes and murders per capita are among the highest in the world. However, you`d think that going for a crap in your workplace restroom would be relatively safe.

Not so for poor Rajubi Hasani, who worked in a general store in Durban. He`d been employed for only three weeks at the store and apparently was not acquainted with the shop`s strict toilet code. One afternoon Rajubi was overcome by an urge to defecate and proceeded to the store`s only commode where he duly downloaded a satisfactory set of logs.

On exiting the facility he was confronted by his boss, who inquired as to what had been going on. Upon replying, Rajubi was told in no uncertain terms that the toilet was for the sole use of his boss. Ignorance of the rules regarding the crapper was clearly unacceptable as his employer pulled out his gun and shot Rajubi in the knee.

The manager casually went about his business as Rajubi stumbled outside, collapsed, and was taken to hospital to have the bullet removed.

He said, after being discharged, “Who does this to another person? Where was I supposed to go if I was not meant to use the toilet in the store?”

The police don`t appear to be overly concerned; a case has been opened but no arrests have been made or guns confiscated. Toilet etiquette in South Africa is obviously taken far more seriously than in most countries!

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turdistheword (61) -- 10.27.2009

Billy the Kid has found new life in Durban, it would seem.
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ChiefThunderbutt (2775) -- 10.27.2009

Perhaps he should have marched over to Pretoria for his constitutional.

I had friends from South Africa back in the 1970s who were on an extended stay in America for education. The wife became lost one day and when she was recounting the experience to us that evening she mentioned that several police cars had passed her while she was stopped at the side of the road. When I asked her why she didn't just wave one of them down and ask directions both she and her husband said if you did that in South Africa you would probably have been beaten-up.


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prarie doggin (3903) -- 10.27.2009

I know the cops in Northern Ireland would sometimes shoot thieves, who run from them, in the leg behind the knee which would shatter the kneecap. The theory was that, once recovered they wouldn't ever be able to run again. Fortunately for Rajubi, his employer doesn't subscribe to that logic, or his next anal extrusion could have been double barrelled. Nothing that happens in Africa surprises me. The place is generally a mess.

Deja Poo (999) -- 10.27.2009

Hmmm. I think I'm going to ask my boss what his favorite crapper is ...and make it a point to steer clear of it.
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Jack Schitt (96) -- 10.30.2009

I bet if he'd known the consequences, he would have shit on his bosses face instead, or at least his pillow.

turdistheword (61) -- 10.30.2009

I'd ask permission before doing all sorts of stuff if I knew the boss was willing to bust a cap in me.
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
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ChiliKahKah (1006) -- 11.01.2009

Hmmmmmmm, lose your job or shit your pants or take one to the knee....not a hard choice !

makaziwe biko (33) -- 11.16.2009

Om yes and coming from a country where up until recently it was perfectly legal to let no let me rephrase that, to make all of the native population live on the shittiest of landor in really nasty slums and well I think you get the point. So I'm not at all surrprized that this poor man got himself shot for taking a shit in the wrong shitter. My question is this where was he supposed to go? I mean if he couldn't use the facilities there in the store where was he to drop his load?
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makaziwe biko (33) -- 11.16.2009

Hey at least he didn't get necklaced for shitting in the wrong crapper.
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prarie doggin (3903) -- 11.16.2009

I agree 100% makaziwe. I would prefer to get shot in the knee if I had the choice. I consider myself fortunate to live in a country where shitting mistakes, at worst get you a story right here.

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