it disturbs me that this guy doesn't look like the sick pervert i pictured in my head.

Look into the guy's eyes. Those eyes are insane. The eyes are an indicator of the rest of the person, not the face.

And now, to de-rail the subject, sort of...

What really burns my biscuits is when someone gets out of a crime because they are a celebrity. I have never known of one who has been thrown in prison for his/her crimes, even rape and murder. It just goes to show that if you have enough money you can get away with anything in this country.

Being required to undergo two years of intensive therapy, instead of probation, might have been a more helpful and hopeful sentencing choice--for both Mr. Moody and the rest of us. I mean, come on! The guy's 45 years old! If he hasn't managed to get his shit together by now, or looked for help, he's never going to do it on his own! And, what really burns my biscuits-to shamelessly steal from The Shit Volcano-is the judge's lack of foresight. Sure, no one was hurt-though what price the fourteen year old's fear and humiliation?-but behavior like this almost always escalates without intervention. How many times have we heard how the majority of adult serial killers, while still children, started out torturing small animals -another crime which tends to be treated lightly in our courts. So, what happens when he figures out he can kidnap someone, hold them hostage and-well, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks even if the judge was aparently too dense to. Maybe she thinks he'll eventually lose interest if he doesn't actually do anything for awhile. Oh, yeah! Like a guy who has already reached a point where he's willing to risk public ridicule, losing his job, jail time, and possibly his life-swimming in very old shit can be an extreme health hazard-is going to stop just because he has to take a timeout from playing his favorite game!

humm, I wonder if this is how Mr. Moody's world looks like...
http://artpad.art.com/?ip2s0hnvnrg
Imagine how he smelled everyday going to work, after spending time in God knows how many chunky poop pools: Zesty!!!

I do think media described him incorrectly, peeping tom does not seem right... pooping ted maybe? Just another thought: would anyone dare to use the restroom at Mr. Moody's convenience store? I'm sure they'd be in for a few surprises...

ms. volcano, you're pretty much right on the celebrity thing, except for one person: Martha Stewart. and i can't help but wonder if the fact that the only celebrity i can think of that actually got sent to jail just happens to be a female is not a coincidence. especially when you consider that other celebrities got off on rape and murder charges, while all she did was benefit from a little insider trading, or whatever it was.

and you're right about the eyes. i guess i didn't pay attention, but they do look pretty crazy. i'd steer clear of him if i ever ran into him.

I wonder if the judge was lenient in sentencing because she's into voyeurism too...

That is SO disgusting. The judge should take into consideration that the fact that a man would go into POOP just to get a shot of a female's reproductive area is just as sick as wanting to get an unauthorized gander! That fact ALONE should get him 10-20!
cArLyCoNsTiPaTiOn

I see a new contest in the future! Draw what it was like to be him in the hole, using that artpad program that was used for the Carl Rove contest. Like this one someone did http://artpad.art.com/?ip2s0hnvnrg

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ip577es63k8

I think there should be a new contest, what did it look like for our friend down there in that crapper tank? Artpad!

One of the pop culture trends that disturbs me is the tendency to allow totally worthless people who have gotten either peripherally or centrally-involved in some disgusting or outlandish scheme to become celebrities in their own right.

The primary example of this, IMO, is Monica Lewinsky. She blows the ex-Prez no telling how many times and gets to write a book and make the talk show circuits as if she has accomplished something. What an insult to women of legitimate accomplishment!

I assume no one will offer Mr. Moody a book contract, illustrated with his private collection! Geez!

That's really bizarre that a FEMALE judge would give him that light of a sentence; at the very least you'd think she'd be a little more compassionate toward the fourteen year old girl who caught him peeping (and if there's one victim, there are others; he's probably gotten away with it multiple times without getting caught). I think it's pretty safe to say that anyone with a twat and a half-decent pair of cans has been exposed at one time or another to the audacity of freaks like that dude who think they can get away with their wack ass bullshit, and morons like that judge are only contributing to the problem; judging from her comment on the case it sounds like she as good as said "Oh, you naughty prankster you."

Anyone see the relatively new Family Guy episode where Lois catches Quagmire watching her on the can?

That is nasty!Moody Doodie

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

Chuck Berry had a similar yen. Gives a new meaning to "Go Johnny GO GO GO"

Just thinking more about this probably the ultimate turd terrorist was Michael Kenyon of Urbana Illinois, he was famously remembered in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". He would break into young coeds dorms/apartments, steal their valuables and administer an enema. If you like the blues the song is a killer.

Perverts are really sick. I think something hard should be charged against him. I am concerend about girls who are victimized by these people. Perhaps they deserve something that they will never forget.

That dude is dangerous. I can't believe he got off so easily. Perhaps they thought he would be an escape risk. I mean, he would have no problem making his way through the sewers.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

DAmn I hate those eyes. And its true. If you have enogh money you can get ANYTHING, and I do mean ANYTHING in this country. 95% can be found online, otherwise just go to a store, or hand a wad of cash to the person (i.e. the judge)

Think about it. If you give a person money you can buy a friend, you can buy wings online (though they don't work) You can buy the presidency by paying off every US citizen, etc.

How did he get into the outhouse? Did he have an underground tunnel? Most of you are too young, and too well off, to know anything about REAL outhouses, but where I grew up here in a small town in the South, on one side of me was an old plantation house belonging to "Miss Janie" (Dave, see my earlier email about the "Drying Miss Janie" story).

Anyway, Miss Janie had a real, sho-nuff, crescent-moon-in-the-door, Sears-catalog-on-the-rim outhouse in her backyard for use by the African-American "help," who, of course, weren't permitted to "go" in the house (sorry, folks, it was wrong but that's just how it was back then). My buddies and I would occasionally sneak in there and use it, although I would never sit down because I was afraid something would rise up out of the pit and nip the Dumpster family jewels.

My point is that the "hole" in a real outhouse is not big enough for a grown man to get through. Any bigger, and you fall in. Also, anbody with any sense knows you have to pour lime or some other alkaline substance down the hole regularly (several times a week if heavy usage/hot weather) to keep down the smell. So, our friend the pervert had himself a very, very unusual outdoor loo.

Reminds me of a lawyer down here in our parts who got disbarred for contructing a "blind" under the bathroom sink of his mountain cabin, so he could crawl up under the house and peep at the goings-on in the powder room. He would then invite his (I gather) somewhat naive young secretary to go up there and spend the weekend, either alone or with her boyfriend, while he hid out in the woods and crept in to video the thunderjug activities. Stupid shithead took the tape back to the office, though, and left it on his desk with said secretary's name on it, and the rest, as they say, is legal history.

The stupidity/perversion of people is never ending. I don't mean to preach on what is supposed to be a fun web site, but Jeremiah was right: "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" (Jer. 17:9).

The only way to get into an outhouse hole is to

1) Go in from outside (tunnel under wall)

2) remove wood that has the hole in it, crawl under, replace wood.

I did however just see a new type of BSA latrine. It is made of pre-cast concrete and looks like a septic tank. There are 2 holw that you put the seats over, and 1 hole with a manhole cover on it for removal of waste. The manhole is big ehough to go down into, but you need a ladder.

People like this should be airdroped into Iran in a diaper wearing an American Flag Cape with a description of his crime tatooed on his back.

Yes TSV, his eys look 'distant", like he is almost unattached with the rest of the world.

But looking at the rest of his features, you would never know that he is a looney tune.

It just goes to show, you really can't trust anyone these days. Unfortunatley.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Public service note: I detest violence.
However...
There was a day and time where an indecent creep like that would have gotten the living shit beat out of him by the 14 year old's dad, and no one would have blamed him. Or prosecuted him. Now in a country permeated with the victim mentality, he "deserves compassion." Bullshit.

When I was young, my mom told me of this same type of thing occuring-- so all throughout my childhood of touring the state and national parks of the western US, I always had this thought in the back of my mind when using port-o-pottys. To this day I am torn between not looking at the swillage within or checking for a shit-streaked face with crazy eye-balls staring back up at me. *shudder* My mom explained as best she could to a young child the "why" of it and said the guy she'd read about had covered himself in plastic. Still, GROSS! I'm irritated at the lack of compassion to the 14 year old (and countless others) this happened to-- where's the compassion for her for becoming known as the girl who found a human sleaze among the usual sleaze in a crapper? Aren't there fetishit websites and/or publications nowadays for this kind of crap so that actually doing this is not necessary????

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

It looks like he's not the only one....

The public porta-potty poop-hole Peeping Tom: A Canadian Press story last August reported the case of a Peterborough, Ont., man whose life has literally gone down the crapper. Darren Laite, 26, of Richmond Hill was charged on July 4 with being a peeping tom of the third kind -- a peeper from the pooper!

It all started on a summer day when two women -- not together but on separate trips -- went to Warsaw Caves conservation park, near Peterborough, for a nature hike. They not only saw nature but also inevitably heard nature call. Luckily there was one of those porta- potty outhouses nearby and the women went for a leisurely dump. You can imagine how these women were flushed with em-bare-ass-ment when they rose from the throne and looked down the hole to see a man's face eagerly staring up at them from inside the shitter tank.

"Police arrested a man reeking of excrement at the scene," Canadian Press dutifully reported. "They [the police] said he probably squeezed down through the toilet seat in the wooden stall." Laite faces two charges of committing an indecent act and two counts of "mischief interfering with the lawful use and enjoyment of property."

Knowing he was in deep shit with the law, the "red-faced" -- and brown-caked -- suspect allegedly reported he had been feeling down in the dumps lately. Shocked neighbors said he was a quiet man who smelled really bad.

Laite pleaded guilty to two counts of mischief and was sentenced Nov. 24 to three years probation. Prosecutors called for him to be shot and pissed on, but his defence team pointed out that he had already served half of that sentence.