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Charmin Ultra

charmin ultra

RATING:     82/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.00


COST PER ROLL:   $2.00
# OF SHEETS:   500
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white/designs

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Softest Ever!"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
A chart comparing Charmin Ultra with regular Charmin.
ANY OTHER INFO:

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Like pooping on a pillow. Ultra charmin feels like a smooth warm blanket gliding over my butt. It feels very soft, almost as if it has lotion on it. Charmin Ultra's TP tears easily and effectively. This toilet paper is so soft you could wipe your ass a million times and wouldnt give you any painful rashes.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
This brand does live up to its promise. Nice smooth wiping action, no dull residue =) I would buy this brand anyday.
SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   yes
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

------ posted 10.27.2001 by Clarissa (23)

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