I post this for a couple reasons. First, I like the guys over at CollegeStories.com. Second, they may put me in their book. And third, I know that if anyone can win this contest, it's a PoopReporter.

CollegeStories.com is offering $1000 to the author of the funniest college story. Any story from college qualifies -- they're not restricting their content to the poop genre. And since I know the caliber of storyteller on this site, I know that one of you PoopReporters can win.

So here's the deal: if your funny college story involves poop, screw those guys, send it to me. If it doesn't, send it to them. But try to work in a reference to PoopReport, just to show where your loyalty lies. Also, if you win the $1000, give me $2, as proper tribute.