For Your iPhone: The Poo Log

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I don't normally publish any of the toilet-related press releases I receive in my email. Usually, I just badger them to buy advertising space on the site. But I like this one for two reasons: first, it provides a great tool; and second, they made some fun videos.

Here's how it's explained in the email I received from Brian, the developer's marketing guy:

If ever there was a perfect fit for our product -- your site is it! I'm working with AvatarLabs to promote a hilarious new iPhone App -- the Poo Log! Based on the best-selling book, What's Your Poo Telling You?, the Poo Log has everything you need for that special time -- a digital timer, journal, graphs, medically accurate info and even quizzes about fascinating poo facts."

I've always felt intense jealousy towards What's Your Poo Telling You?, of course, for the same reason I never read The Big Necessity: their publishers promoted those books far better than my publisher promoted mine. But WYPTL was a genuinely good book, and now they have a genuinely useful iPhone app -- that is, if you're the kind of person who wants to track their movements. Which I suspect most of you are.

You can learn more about the app here. I don't have a fancy phone, so I can't download it and test it out. Somebody let us know how it works!

19 Comments on "For Your iPhone: The Poo Log"

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Alas, my phone, also, is too ancient to get apps. HOWEVER, I would gladly pay FULL retail price for an upgrade IF I could be assured of having a Giant Poo as my personal advisor.
Somebody let us know if the Poo shows up!!!!!

Every poop is not to be told to every body.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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I so need my poop to come ask the boss for my raise!! Especially now that I use the bathroom less...

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When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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it will eventually get ported over to android phones, ill try it out and leave a review. sounds like a useful tool among the dozens of fart apps available.

edit: actually its available already, it better be good for $2. ill download it tonight, review it and post some sceeen shots.

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I just bought the 2010 calendar "What's Your Poo Telling You?" It looks cute enough, but I'm not sure how much substance (!) there is to it. It seems to be mostly little nuggets of fact or opinion about poop, pooping, and farting. I hope it tells me some things I don't already know.

Poothagoras's picture
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For some reason I am WAY more amused by a Giant Talking Poo as a source of info....

Every poop is not to be told to every body.

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Want to track your bowel movements while you're on the go? There's an app for that.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

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Oh my GOD! That costume is the best. I want that for Halloween.


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Is that a piece of corn on the shoulder?! Ah man thats the best. Screw Halloween I want some footie pajamas that look just like that so I can snooze in utter poo-ness.
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Oh man, now I wish I had an i-phone.......just for this! And of course the iFart app.


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We three shits of Mathematica are. Laughing on the toilet, har, har!

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Would this i phone craplication be downloaded ?

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I am on a iPod touch at this moment reading poop reports. I am definitley going to get this crap app.

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Dave, the poo-man looks alot like your poo-man. Could they have stolen your poo idea?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

IBS NO MORE's picture
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I doubt it SP... Corn and peanuts are popular decorations to make sure everyone is absolutely clear that it's a pile of poop we're looking at.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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The poo-man's soft-serve curl heard makes him different from Poopreport's poo-man. It's definitely a different turd.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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My mom made a costume very similar to that for my dad to wear to a Halloween party when I was a kid. Somehow I ended up with it and wore it a few times in my teens. I'd still wear it to parties if I only knew what happened to it.

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Anyone have suggestions for how I can create a similar costume for a sketch video I am filming? All other costume sites have terrible replications of poop and they are all phrasing costumes like Holy Sh!t or Bull Sh!t. Thanks.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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I crapped a poo that looked just like that guy!
(well, his costume, without the food bits)

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Now, I know for certain that our world has reached its APP-POO-GEE

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A Poo for the ages...he should take his act on the road, the university circuit (especially University of Arizona) , and all the dive bars around the globe.
Bartender: What can I get you
Poo (smiling): Sazerac with Buffalo Trace with a twist o'
nugget, please.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.