"May God have mercy on your soul"? Tell me you're not implying that shit should be the eight mortal sin. To paraphrase some comedian whose name I've forgotten: "If you believe the human body is dirty, you are a true atheist--the fault lies with the manufacturer."

Come to think of it, if we do have a creator--what kind of God would design us to shoot brown stink from our asscracks, often with explosive force and especially at the worst possible time? Obviously one with a sick sense of humor. I'm shocked, yes, shocked! by your blasphemy in not laughing at His jokes.

Oh my gosh. This guy is so right. I can't believe I've wasted almost three years of my life on this evil website. Thank you, Kameron, for making me see the light. I'm going to go repent now.

Ha ha, yeah right. What a loser. He's obviously very repressed - I bet he is severely constipated, too. And I'd really like to know who these "many others" are who also disapprove of PR.

You are right! We should all hide our faces in shame. We should all live in complete denial that we even produce bodily waste. That would be much healthier.

Yo, yo Kameron Shittors, don't be gettin' all up in our collective grill, now. We don't need no punk-ass, uptight, think-his-shiznit-ain't-stanky, spells-his-name-with-a-'K', beeyotch trippin' out like that. You best step off, before I pop a crap in you, homes.

And where does you get off calling words like "cornhole" rizzidiculous? Dig dawg, that's what's all cool 'n shit 'bout the English language. It's like mah homey Dr. Poops always be sayin', "The incredible diversity, due to its multilingual origins, of the English tongue supplies a plethora of synonyms for any given noun or verb. This rich stock of words enables prose to encompass a symphonic synthesis that often manages to become more than the sum of its parts." The Doc, he be crazy that way, dig?

B'fo you go poopah-hatin' like that, you best be lookin' deep inside yo'self, and ask what it be that you don't like, that makes you get all aggro on us. Fo' shizzle, dawg, you need to look inward, and come to terms wif yo' inner poo.

'Til next time, stay off the pipe, and don't forget to wipe! Skidster out!

This guy is right. I am a terrible person for posting on this website.

Instead I should maybe go out and smoke crack, bang hookers and mug old ladies.

Yes, we are doomed. My life of raising healthy, compassionate children and saving animals has all been for naught because I am an uberpooper. My Christian Children's Fund child is going to explode into a ball of flames. We are all doomed. All of my charity work and efforts towards a more compassionate Earth are now forever sullied because I post on a website whose REAL purpose is the INTELLECTUAL APPRECIATION OF POOP THROUGH LITERATURE AND HUMOR.

I think the purpose of this website, therefore, is over this person's head.

Don't worry person, I actually will pray for you, so that you become less arrogant and proud, which is a sin, so that you may humbly look upon your body as a gift, along with all its plumbing.

By the way, you can explain your dissatisfaction to God. Make sure to draw up your new plans for him. I expect in your prototype, the new asshole is your mouth, because you are spewing some real shit there.

Don't fuck with my mornings.

I don't think I've ever used the word cornhole, as I don't really eat much corn and never found it apt. I much prefer the terms "shit tube" and "trap door." For me, the only "hole" term is the classic and never misunderstood "Butt Hole."

Bitch.

For the record, Hairy, you did indeed use the word "cornhole:" http://poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/
Sphincterine/sphincterine.html .

So now you're going to hell both for being perverse AND for lying about it.

I don't think that this guy has accepted what most English-speaking societies have. We desensitize subjects by doing this very thing! Why do you think that they can chop heads off in movies and call it PG-13 or PG? Because there's so damn much of it that it doesn't affect anyone anymore. Same here. I see this site as removing the tabooed nature of poop.

To Kameroonie: Lighten up! Maybe even try an enema to clean out all that built up crap inside of you!

Kameron, I want to thank you personally for first correcting all the world's problems more important than this web site. Now that you have cured all the world's important issues of the day (famine, hunger, drought, social injustices, crime, poverty, etc.) your tireless energies now have Poop Report appropriately next on the pecking order. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Your healthy dose of messiah complex combined with your perfect family, perfect job, perfect soul, exemplary lifestyle and financial riches greater than Gates qualify you as authority on all things which are really none of your business. And if it is your business (as a publicly accessible web site may be) then you are creating a tempest in a teapot. I can see that you have guided me with a moral compass. The next time I notice you adopting every animal from a shelter, feeding every hungry person, wiping every elderly person's butt rest assured you will be applauded. It must be nice to have your time, moral fiber and backbone inflated by a runaway ego to point us in the right direction.

Dearest Kameron,

Thank you for saving me from a life of poop humor. Since reading your post, I feel relieved of the heavy burden of guilt caused by my sophomoric laughing at scatalogical musings. From now on, I have resolved never to shit again. I may overdose on Imodium but for the love of God and the raising of moral standards in this Great Nation, I shall poop no more. Bottom Line: if the right hand offendeth, cut it off. Verily, I say unto thee if the asshole offendeth, plug it up. Now that I've got that off my chest, quit being an asshole and lighten up. I bet you think sexy is dirty too, huh?

kameron must have spent ages looking up this site. Perhaps they were looking on the web while having a shite!!!!

Dear poopreporters, I'm sorry I made a mistake about how I talk about anuses. Still, Kameron's an anal rententive twit.

This guys wound up so tight, I'll bet his grunt comes out lookin like a crazy straw.

what a stupid bitch this website ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck, that rocked hard. I enjoyed your comment.

My name is GOD and I approve all these messages.

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces..." Christian god -- Malachi 2:3

Oddly enough the christian bible does contain instructions (directly given by the central god character) on how to take a dump. And it does not make pleasant reading -- for one thing, personal hygene is totally absent! See Deuteronomy 23:13 for all the gory details.

"Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp..." - Isaiah 16:11

"My Bowels, my bowels!" - Jeremiah 4:19

"...refresh my bowels in the Lord." Philemon 1:20

Chunky

Damn. If using the word "cornhole" to describe one's asshole merits eternal damnation, then what is to become of poor 'ol Cornholio? Hmm, eternal flames. FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!!! Yeah, hrmm , rmmm, that would be like cool. I AM CORNHOLIO! FEEL MY FLAMING BUNHOLIO, OLIO... yeah.. yeaah...

I like "thatguyinthestall"'s comment- i agree, his poo must be so contorted it comes out in knots that will not be undone for eternity...
Perhaps all the knots will give him hemmerhoids

obviosly no need for words because you are in fact posting your hate on the site in which you condem. so go ahead cast the first stone, pick at peoples splinters not minding the plank you have so blantantley hanging out of your own eye and don't forget to judge lest ye be judged yourself.

AMEN

P.S. dropping a huge load in an unusal situation and being proud of it along with ignoring a website you don't agree with is one of the things that make the USA a great country

Further more IF it were a such a sin the good Lord wouldn't have designed us the way he did and im sure he is laughing at our number two function and his own as well as my crappy spelling, for he did create us in his own image ;)

Jesus, Kameron. I should have guessed that God would come into this sometime. You sound like a close-minded, right-wing idiot who is afraid to even fart for fear of offending the God of Abraham. Don't get me started on that!

The fact of the matter is no matter how much you whine and cry, we are still going to come here and you have done nothing but make yourself look stupid.

Anyway, as many people have asked, how the fuck did YOU get here? Do you regularly hunt for weird web sites to ridicule. If so, your life is even more boring than mine. I almost feel sorry for you. The operative word here being ALMOST.

BTW, hate is not a family value. Knock it off!

Jesus shat. John the Baptist shat. The Pope shits. Presidents, dignitaries, Prime ministers and holy men of every generation have shat. It's the one common bond between Jesus and Ted Bundy.

What not explore it with a website?

Kameron lobbed a softball to counter, as far as I'm concerned. The site is about so much more than poop.

Where to begin? It's about understanding bodily functions and the role they play in human behavior, particularly ongoing daily mental and psychological health.

It's about encouraging a humorous attitude towards a part of life that is as essential as eating and breathing. Helping others overcome their hangups in regard to certain elimination issues. Learning to cut themselves some slack instead of viewing themselves shamefully. Entertaining themselves and others with stories and comics designed to promote empathy, recognition and open discussion of personal bathroom experiences without veering into fetishistic obsession.

PR is all of this and more. As I said, Kameron threw a softball. Easy to hit out of the ball park. Kameron is not a player and has no idea what he is missing.

To Daphne, thank you for supporting my rant. I apologize for taking a shotgun approach to Kameron's letter. Kameron's letter reminded me of the broke financial advisor or thrice divorced marriage counselor who shows up occasionally, pontificates, then disappears. With so many other ways Kameron could spend his energy and money to make life better for others, he chose a lame post on a poop web site. Hell, there is enough REALLY sick stuff on the internet Kameron could confront and have my support. But to assail a poop website (containing good humor, education, empathy, outreach and help) invoking the Almighty is a psychological experiment in the making.

I see what you're saying, Holy Shitter. But we have to remember that Karmeron doesn't shit. That's his whole problem.

I wonder how much time Kameron spent looking at this site before he found the word "cornhole"? Maybe he's in no position to criticize

Hmmmm... sounds like whoever wrote this is pretty anal retentive, don't you think?

I'm convinced people like you (The Poopreport Basher) want to prevent people from being able to enjoy such humor because you are either:
1. An authoritarian that wants power, just for the pleasure of dragging down the lives of others.
2. A snob that spent years learning fine arts, and want to force others to do the same, because in all truth, you hated learning fine arts, and you think everybody should share your misery.
3. Somebody that is truly fascinated with shit and doesn't want to admit it, so you bash us to pretend like you are not one of us in any way. This could be compared to gays with homophobia.

Anyway, anybody that wants to act like shitting is evil should have their ass crack WELDED for a while. If shitting is so evil, you'd be happeir not to pinch as loaf, right? We'll put that to the test as you begin to feel like you need to vomit your shit.

We'll remove the asscrack weld... Provided that you never put a stigma on shitting ever again.

My children, you may now curtail your attacks of Kameron the Konstipated. I have decided it is time to gather him up to his calling, and to send him to a third world country to serve his brothers and sisters as a latrine attendant. May you prosper and live long in peace.

Oh, yeah ... Shaloooom Shabutt

Oh yes, this site is evil. HA! Like a humour site could be called evil! You should see what happens here in Transylvania every day! Calling a website evil is like calling meatatarianism immoral!(Sorry, daphne) We all have our own morals and ideas about what's evil! Let's turn 5 years old and realize that!
By the way, I never said 'cornhole' either, as I don't eat corn, being meatatarian.

oh, also, maybe this guy thinks we're all going to become vampires or some other evil from this site. ATTACK OF THE POOPY UNDEAD!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!1

Dear Mr/Ms Shintors:
Kiss My Minty Ass!

Speaking of talking about shit, werewolf, you've gotta come on the forums, man!

Blasphemy! May you rot in constipation hell, you retentive philistine! Take heed, O thou creature of the pit, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!

This website is hysterical, I for one love to read the articles, and comments whenever I can because it makes me laugh, and realize we all have one thing in common as humans, we crap.
Peace out!

'Speaking of talking about shit, werewolf, you've gotta come on the forums, man!'
I will as long as the forums don't screw up you're computer, which I've had happen. By the way, I'm a girl.

Cool, I'm a girl too, Werewolf.

The forums didn't mess up my computer, so I don't think you have to worry. Dave is pretty good with it.

In light of this, I went to confession today. I feel so much better that I confessed my poop-related sins. For my sins, the priest made me say 10 Acts of Pooptritions.

Kameron has another comandment i did not know about, Thou Shalt Not Poop

I was hopeing to find a sight which reflected negetivly on the comments which you hear on "Motley Fool" busness reports." in my oppinion its thier reports which generates negetive crap sentament about stocks, which has caused many investors to loose millions over thier insinuendoe's.

Thousands of good legitament buesneses who have pulled themselves up by thier own bootstraps have gone down the toobs afforded by these bastards of negativity and online oppinion. And they thing they are smart... when realy their just smart asses.

Its they who should have your name. It fits them much better

Hey Richy, try spell check next time shitbag.

He's probably just pissed because the rest of us can shit with incredible ease and style because he's constipated.

With any luck, his shit will compact so much that his colon will explode and he'll die of sepsis. Wouldn't that be something?!

I'll never understand why people who stand against certain websites/forums will take the time to post (or sign up and post) just to tell people off. What idiots.

Just realized that our friend Kameron Shintors has 10 points for posting this comment.
Maybe someone should contact all of his/her (Kameron is a neuter name) closest friends and family to let them know he/she is accruing points on a poop humor website.
*gasp* What a scandal that would create!

Now looka here lord addict: The lord jesus sat at his drawing board and designed the shit blaster we humans called the anus. The lord and baby jesus smiled and said it was good. The shit corn hole anus is the invention of the fucking LORD.

I just crazy glued my spinckter...Ill never poop again....oooOOO0000(!)

People like Kameron make me sick. we all do it, we all have to do it, whats the big deal if we want to talk about it? Personally, I think if it makes some of us happy to talk about poop, why not except it.

oh im so ashamed... i poop, i shouldnt discuss it.. i mean other sites allow you to talk about diseases and rape and genital warts and syphilis etc.. but to talk about poo?? how absured are we? shall we all hang our heads in shame for talking bout wat we've done dince we were born?
i wonder if Kameron poos in the dark with a gas mask on?

This thread doo-eth no honor to either the commentor nor to most of the commentees, as both the former and many of the latter are behaving in stereotypical fashion.

I think that TBW's 10.05.2004 comment, above, is about the only thing on this thread with any redeeming social value.

Yea verily shit doth happen, and its sometimes referred to in the ancient Sanskrit as "kameron".

TSV (10/25/04) Kameron does shit, it comes out of her mouth. To believe that a person does not shit is like believing that a person doesn't need oxygen. It is all part of life. Some people clearly misunderstand Poopreport, though is was designed as a poop humor site, it has become so much more. People have overcome bathroom shyness, have been given advice that they didn't feel comfortable sharing with other people, have been cheered up when they were down (yes over not the poop, but the situation regarding the poop), and so much more. Poop is not something to be ashamed of, it is an essential part of life. All mammals poop, humans are no exception. So those of you who are digusted by poop, talk to our creator about making humans exempt from pooping. When our creator follows through with your request, maybee I will reconsider PR.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

see, i thought at first this person was joking, you know, sarcasm? seriously! cuz why else would this get posted as a topic?
on the whole Jesus thing...i'm sure some right wingers would say poo and diarrhea came into the world when adam and eve sinned. sure. yeah. uh huh.
you know Kameron, i bet you're catholic. you're one of those people who thinks it's dirty to poo (and don't anybody get mad at me, i'm catholic, i know how weird some of us are.) it's people like you that set us catholics, and everyone, back. (anybody remember the family guy ep, with the book title, "dear God what is that thing coming out of you?" as the catholic one?)
that is--if you're serious.

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poop poop eee doop!

ps. why would Kameron say "We're" so gross and not "You're" so gross?

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poop poop eee doop!

cool site. keep up the good work.

About the original post: If he detests this site, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?

I can't believe this. What a laugh!

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fred kruega!

Ahhh Kameroonie if this website so disgusts you. Could you please explain to our folks who are members in good standing how YOU yourself have been a member for ONE Year and 47 DAYS? You must be somewhat intrigued. You must have read MORE than one post too. Thats what I want to know.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Well Kameron Shintors, apparently you got off on some level because now you too, are a poster on a poop site. Congratulations - you are officially full of shit!

why they hell did you register if this is so fuckin offensive? don't shove your damned god smack bullcrap down my throat and i won't be so inclined to cram my foot up your ass.

Kameron...I have one question for you...If you think that this is such a repulsive and vile site, then why have you been a member for 3 years and 14 weeks according to your profile??? Hmm??? Can you answer that for all of us? Why not make light of something that WE ALL DOO!!!! I am an IBS sufferer, and the humor displayed here is in good taste and very entertaining. Kameron, I am sure a vast majority would agree with me on this, but you need to either shit or get off the pot.

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In search of the ever evasive BM