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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
-- posted 1.16.2007 by Suntower
Borat is at a dinner party with six Southern socialites from Alabama, one of whom is an etiquette coach. He excuses himself to go to the restroom. He comes back a few minutes later with a bag containing his feces and hands it to her. She reacts very calmly, thinking this foreigner has not mastered the use of the Western toilet, and takes him over to the restroom to teach him the ins and outs of how one uses the toilet and toilet paper.
The toilet etiquette lesson turns out disastrous as well. When she attempts to explain the concept of "wiping," Borat thinks she was about to do the wiping for him, and proceeds to drop his pants for her.
Brazil
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Syd
In the future, businessman Jonathan Pryce has some work done on his heating system by rogue heating engineer Robert De Niro. Later, the government heating engineers show up and are pissed to find De Niro's been working on their equipment. So they come back to Pryce's apartment wearing head-to-toe clear plastic suits, complete with air hoses, and proceed to pull every hose and duct out of the walls and ceilings.
While Pryce stands outside wondering what to do, De Niro shows up. He takes a panel from the wall, removes Pryce's sewage pipe (which is filled to the rim), and switches it with the air hose to the workers' suits. While Pryce watches through the window, we see the workers suits begin to fill up to the top with brown, chunky liquid. One man's suit fills to the bursting point. Cut to outside, we hear a bang followed by shit hitting the window.
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
-- posted 1.14.02005 by Troutman Coolee
Early in the movie the title character goes skydiving, probably prompted by her boyfriend, even though it terrifies her. She's being videotaped the whole time. On her landing, as fate would have it, she lands squarely in a pigpen, falling into a plethora of pig poop. Just as she stands up, the camera catches her butt, and it is at least halfway covered in poop.
The audience knows that it is pig poop, having seen the whole thing. But even though it is on the outside of her pants, it's conceivable to surmise it's the result of an especially messy accident involving her own poop. And especially because we soon see that that shot of her poo-covered bottom is actually being televised -- chances are the illusion is one that the movie-makers had in mind.
And, of course, since the whole skydiving incident had her what sometimes might be called "scared shitless", one could really wonder whether the pig poo on the OUTSIDE of her pants is the only poo in the vicinity thereof! By the way, when the camera catches her face, there's some poop there too.
Brighton Beach Memoirs
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Dana
A young Jewish boy living with a full household, Eugene is sitting on the john when his attractive cousin walks in on him. After screeching "SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR!" he laments, "The crapper. Nora saw me on the crapper!"
The Brothers McMullen
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Toiletreader
This is an Edward Burns movie about three Irish-American brothers temporarily
living together under one roof. One morning we see the youngest brother running out of the house wearing his
boxers only to collect the newspaper. He goes to the bathroom and sits on the
crapper. Just as he is settling in, his older married brother walks in on him
under some pretext, but he really wants to discuss about how he's cheated on
his wife.
The brother on the crapper protests that "He's going to the bathroom," but the married brother
just sits down and goes on talking about his situation. At one point, he says
to the younger one: "Hey how about giving us a mercy flush." The younger one
replies: "What do you expect?" The older brother says: "Well, I'll have to
tell my wife to change butchers." Before he leaves the bathroom, the older
brother says: "Hey, don't forget to wipe." It's a great poop camaraderie
scene, but you don't actually get to hear any pooping sounds.
Bruce Almighty
-- posted 10.1.02003 by The Big Wiper
In this typical physical comedy vehicle, Jim Carrey plays wannabe TV anchorman, Bruce Logan, who is temporarily endowed with the powers of the Creator by God, himself, played by Morgan Freeman. Among the many stunts he pulls off is teaching his wayward dog how to use the toilet and stop lifting his leg to spray the apartment furniture. At first the potty training consists of the dog standing and peeing like a man, but later in the film, Carrey's girlfriend (Jennifer Anniston) walks in on the dog, who is sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper while taking a crap.
Bulletproof
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota
An undercover cop (Damon Wayans) teams up with a crook (Adam Sandler),
whom he's trying to bust. The movie has drug kingpins and a generally silly
plot. After he successfully busts the Sandler character, Wayans shackles him
to a toilet bowl that is full of big turds and Sandler protests vigorously
about this indignity.
The Butcher Boy
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Gyrus
A great underseen Neil Jordan film about a troubled boy growing up in 60's rural Ireland. Taking psychotic revenge on the nefarious Mrs. Nugent, Francie Brady, the film's tearaway protagonist, breaks into her house and has a riot destroying her freshly-baked cakes. He then scrawls 'PIG' all over the living room, and, after being questioned by the narrator as to what pigs do, eventually the light bulb comes on, and he proudly drops his kecks to take a righteous dump on her carpet - with nuclear detonations on TV providing an apocalyptic background. Mrs. Nugent happens to walk in at this point, which is hilarious.
Caddyshack
-- posted 12.4.02002 by Tod Loop
We see a close-up of a turd (actually, a Baby Ruth bar) floating in the
pool. A little girl screams "Doodie, doodie!!" and chaos ensues as the pool clears (and
a little boy is trapped by the turd). Eventually, the pool is ordered to be cleaned
and disinfected. The Bill Murray character does so, finding the "doodie" at the bottom of the pool. "Here it is!" he shouts, to the moans
of various onlookers. He sniffs it, then takes a bite.
Caddyshack (more)
-- posted 12.13.02004 by Grand Master
CaCa
After the Bill Murray character takes a bite of the Baby
Ruth bar, he says, "It's not so bad," and the snooty wife of
Judge Smells faints.
Caged Heat
-- posted 6.23.02003 by WanGirlPoop
Caged Heat is a movie about a girl in prison. There is a scene where the camera is slowly moving through all the cells, and there is one girl on the toilet -- possibly pooping -- reading the paper. Nice scene -- sound heard of water, or poop hitting toilet water.
California Dreaming
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
Dennis Christopher plays a pale, nerdy Chicago guy who heads to California to hang out with surfers and try to be cool. He ends up staying with relatives, one of home is a young woman played by Glynnis O'Connor. Early in the movie, O'Connor -- apparently forgetting that the Christopher character is staying with them -- walks into the bathroom and pulls up her T-shirt, briefly exposing her tits to Christopher, who is sitting on the pot with his white briefs around his knees. He smiles sheepishly as she gasps in horror and leaves, while he tries to cover his embarrassment by hiking his briefs up his legs a little further in the ultimate nerdly defense mechanism, and the perfect exercise in Shameful Shitter behavior.
Car Wash
-- posted 4.14.02003 by Tom Scarlett
Melanie Mayron is sitting on the toilet at work (no stall, just a one-toilet restroom). She's got a magazine on her lap and is doing her nails... it looks like she's settled in for a while. A guy she works with appears at the window and (perhaps literally) scares the crap out of her. She's really embarrassed and later dumps water on the guy.
Castaway
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
Marooned on a tropical island with no one to talk to but a volleyball, Hanks uses the 'facilities' on-screen admirably. First, he is shown on the beach with his back to the camera peeing into the ocean--the ultimate urinal. Later, he is shown squatting in the bushes and then rising from what is obviously a dump. Very well done, Mr. Hanks, but who couldn't be shameless under these circumstances?
Catch-22
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Armo
In the darkly satirical movie adapted from the classic novel about a group of WWII bomber pilots, there is a poop scene involving the prissy Major Danby (Richard Benjamin). Major Danby is meekly entering the office of his gruff and earthy commanding officer, Colonel Cathcart (Martin Balsam). Danby doesn't see Cathcart at first, then hears the Colonel tell him to "close the door..." He turns and lays eyes on Cathcart, sitting on his unenclosed "command commode" in the corner, finishing off his morning bowel bombing run. The scene is very brief, but Danby's eye roll is definitely that of a very Shameful Shitter!
Chattahoochee
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Dakota
An American Korean war hero (played by Gary Oldman) attempts suicide and
ends up in Chattahoochee State Mental Hospital. This is a terrible place and
he rebels against the place when he realizes that the doctors are humiliating
the other patients, instead of treating them. He is punished by being forced to sit
on a bench for a prolonged period. Eventually, he can't help himself and he
pees his pants and then craps in them with obvious effort.
City Slickers II
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Carol
One scene shows one of the boys taking a bathroom break out in the desert. He sits on a cactus and thinks he has been bitten on the tushy by a snake! OWW~~!
CKY2K
-- posted 12.4.02002 by Chodo
The CKY2K movies were prequels to the whole Jackass thing. The Jackass guys show some
stunts, lots of skating, and some usually boring skits. In one scene, the camera is
right on the bowl line while one of the guys is taking a dump in his hotel room. He proceeds to
wipe and then walks around with his wad of paper covered in poo. He goes into one of his friend's
room and smears the turd-covered TP all over a sleeping friend's face. It was disgusting and
hilarious all at once.
Clerks
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Gray
A guy goes into the convenience store, takes a nudie magazine
and goes into the bathroom. Close to the end of the movie, one of the store clerks can't
figure out what the hell happened to the guy. A girlfriend of one of the guys thinks her
boyfriend is in the bathroom and sneaks in and makes love with the guy in the bathroom.
Later it is discovered that the guy went in to do his business and to whack off, during which
he had a heart attack and died -- but to the girlfriend's infinite dismay, his
member neglected to return to its flaccid state...
Cold Mountain
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Troutman Coolee
The movie's hero, played by Jude Law, rescues a slave girl about to be thrown down a rocky ravine by a corrupt preacher who got her pregnant. After that the preacher, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman, travels around for a spell with the hero. The preacher soon lets it be known that he is racked with constipation. Then at one point, in a burst of rejoicing, the preacher announces that relief is finally on the way, bolts to a place behind a bush, and squats to do the obvious. Interesting, but another cinematic tribute to the notion that "bodily functions" are somehow particularly the lot of villains and buffoons. Although the hero and the heroine, played by Nicole Kidman, spend at least as much time out in the wilderness, it just isn't the kind of movie that would dream of the slightest suggestion that they could ever be found squatting in the bushes to heed any call of nature!
Daddy Day Care
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Anonymous Pooper
There's a scene where Charlie lets a boy into the bathroom. The boy then comes out and says that he missed. Charlie looks around in horror, then closes the door in disgust.
Dances With Wolves
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Troutman Coolee
This movie received considerable acclaim, as well as criticism that some parts are ridiculous. The title is the English translation of the Sioux name given to Kevin Costner, a maverick "white" soldier in the U.S. old west, who is adopted by Sioux. I give the movie credit in part for having a worthy message. But of all the parts that might be called ridiculous, surely none are more ridiculous than the manner in which the film employs supposed humor about "bodily functions." If the movie were the first information about life on Earth received by an alien who just landed, the alien could well get the idea that "bodily functions" are solely the profound shame of villains and buffoons, and that heroes must not have any "bodily functions."
In opening scenes, a hapless demented soldier blows his brains out, apparently because of loss of bladder control. He says something like, "I just peed in my pants and I can't help it!" just before putting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger. Soon, while the movie is still very young, we see Costner camping out with a man whom the movie depicts as an utterly coarse and vulgar slob. After seeing the title hero writing entries in a journal, the hapless slob lets out a fart and says, "Write THAT in your book!" in a corny good-old-boy-like tone. Soon, after the two have parted and gone their separate ways, Costner comments in voice-over that of all the disgusting people he has ever met, he (the farting slob) is the most disgusting.
Somewhere near the middle of the movie comes the real poop scene. Outside a fort are some more typical U.S. soldiers, portrayed in the movie as insensitive and exploitative hoodlums. They have found the title character's journal. They are squatted outside the fort, pooping. They tear pages out of the hero's journal to wipe their butts with.
Das Boot
-- posted 6.23.02003 by Mad Crapper
In the scene where the submarine is being attacked again, a guy is in the crapper, and he runs out of the door with his pants down -- a classic scene.
Dead Men Can't Dance
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota
An elite group of soldiers is trained by being ordered to sit completely
still on an airplane for hours at a time. After a while, the sergeant (a
woman) instructs them to either hold in their "solid waste" or to let it go in
their pants. The camera shows the faces of several soldiers as they crap in
their pants. Liquid is shown coming from one soldier's butt area and leaking onto
the floor. Afterwards, there is a fight in the shower when one soldier
complains of the stench caused by an other soldier's crapped pants.
Deliver Us From Eva
-- posted 11.6.02003 by The Big Wiper
Gabrielle Union plays Eva, a young woman who meddles in the lives of her sisters and their husbands/boyfriends. They get fed up and hire LL Cool J to make her fall in love with him and thus get her out of their hair. Early in the film, one of Eva's sisters walks in on her horny husband who is sitting on the toilet reading the paper, and protests vigorously as she slinks past him to retrieve something from the bathroom counter. Holding her nose, she then makes tracks for the door as he waves his stink in her general direction and proclaims: "Yeah, get a whiff a' dat!"
Demolition Man
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Steve
Sylvester Stallone plays a cop who is cryogenically frozen for some crime, then thawed out in the future to track down his nemesis, who has escaped. At one point Stallone goes for a crap and finds that they don't use toilet paper in the future. One smart-ass comments, "Maybe we should tell him what the seashells are for."
Demolition Man (more)
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Kurtz2001
The previous poster forgot to mention that after the smart-ass's "three seashells" remark, Stallone gets in front of the credit fine machine and starts cussing, producing several fine credits because of violation of the verbal morality act. He uses these pieces of paper to relieve himself of trying to figure out the three seashells.
Denise Calls Up
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Paul
Three scenes: one depicting a female sitting on the toilet engaged with her laptop; another showing a guy with a magazine, chatting away on a cordless phone; and finally, the same chick again, this time just sittin' & obviously doin' her thing.
Detroit Rock City
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Trashcanman
This hot-ass cheerleader comes into the restroom to take a dump, and
thinks she's alone, but alas, our four heroes are hiding, standing on a toilet in the next stall.
She sits and starts to blow squeakers and let the juice fly. The guys in the
next stall are holding their noses and one whispers, "I didn't know girls made
sounds like that!" Eventually, the overburdened toilet with our four heroes on it
breaks and collapses the stalls.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Dakota
A professional fish tank cleaner played by Rob Schneider breaks an
expensive tank, and to pay for it becomes a male gigolo. Before starting this
new career, he consults his Dad, who is a restroom attendant in a fancy
restaurant. We see Deuce and Dad, attired in a tuxedo, standing in front of
the restroom stalls and talking. A guy comes into the restroom and enters a
stall. We hear loud farting and pooping sounds. Deuce looks in that
direction, but dad is unfazed. When the guy flushes
and comes out of the stall dad says: "Excuse me son. It looks like I have
work to do," with an expression of pleasurable anticipation on his face!
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (more)
-- posted 11.6.02003 by Matt Wright
One pretty classic scene that was overlooked was when Duece is getting together the money for the fish tank, and he's trying to retrieve an accidentally flushed fish from some woman's toilet. With a few mighty goes with his plunger, there's a big sploosh and he holds up the fish bowl to catch the rescued fish, only to catch a mighty brown log, which he then (with a look of embarrassment) hands over to the little girl who flushed the fish.
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-ya Sisterhood
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Troutman Coolee
Viviane Abbott 'Vivi' Walker (played at that point in the movie by Ashley Judd) is awakened one night because her three kids have caught some kind of bug, causing barfing and diarrhea. Her son has pooped in his pajamas, and she frantically makes him take them off and get in the bathtub. Moments later, in a frenzy to get out of the stream of her daughter's puke, Vivi steps right in the poop in the pajamas lying on the bathroom floor.
D.O.A.
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Troutman Coolee
Professor Dexter Cornell (played by Dennis Quaid) discovers that someone has poisoned him with a substance for which there is no antidote. Before dying, he wants to solve his own murder. His bizarre means of doing so includes commandeering the aid of student Sydney Fuller (played by Meg Ryan) by gluing himself to her with super glue! While they are working on his case out in public glued together, Sydney announces that she has to go to the bathroom. She refuses to go in any men's room and he refuses to go in any women's room with her. So finally she squats behind a dumpster in an alley to do her business. It would seem to be to poop, since she discards her panties afterwards.
Dogma
-- posted 10.22.02002 by Jay
This movie features a demon known as the "Golgothan" (aka the Shit Monster). He is easily defeated with a can of breath-spray.
Don't Try This At Home: Steve-O, The Tour, vol. II
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
This is basically a documentary movie of Steve-O of 'Jackass' fame doing a college tour of stupid stunts around the country. They do the usual things you would expect from the Jackass crew -- skateboarding on stair rails, jumping off cars and hurting themselves (Steve-O breaks his clavicle at one point), and some other really dangerous and juvenile things.
Among the grossest are two poop scenes. At one point Steve-O is shown on the toilet grunting while a big dude talks to him about another dude who once chased him with used toilet paper. Steve-O actually looks a little shameful on the pot -- his pants are hiked up around his crotch. But he makes up for it after he gets off by actually scooping up a handful of his poop, (shown close-up in the bowl) and throwing it at the bathroom door, where it sticks on the knob (close-up also shown).
The other poop scene is even more graphic. The director of the 'movie', a contemporary of Steve-O's whose named is Nick Dunlap, appears in the last scene standing next to a toilet in what looks like a nice hotel bathroom. He announces to the camera that he has to take a 'serious' shit, then reveals more. "I had some hot sauce this morning, so I'm not sure of the consistency."
The cameraman, laughing, then says: "Okay, dude, barge it!" Dunlap then pulls his pants down and hovers over the toilet. Hysterical laughter follows as he literally sprays the bathroom wall and the back of the toilet with some really major-league diarrhea. The cameraman and Dunlap just keep laughing as he continues the onslaught. A very graphic and gross poop scene, and not for the faint-hearted. BTW, the 'movie' ends on that note.
Dreamcatchers
-- posted 1.2.02004 by Jackie
Totally gross movie based on a Stephen King story about aliens who invade the planet. They start out in an incubation period of some sort in a person's digestive tract. Not exactly poop, but there is a disgusting scene where one of the invaded people is on the john and the creature escapes via... well, you get the picture.
Dreamcatchers (more specific)
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Crapola
In the few minutes I saw, a character was sitting on a toilet seat with the lid down, trying to keep a monster in the bowl from escaping and killing him. Apparently, the monster had killed some unsuspecting pooper before, because the toilet tank and the bathroom floor were covered with blood.
Well, the guy got off the seat, and the monster came out. It looked like a long, snakelike turd with teeth! At one point, it brandished a toilet bowl brush at the guy.
Dreamcatchers (even more)
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Shyman
Rick (Eric Keenleyside) was walking around in fright. Meets Jonesy (Damian Lewis), who was hunting, stops to help Rick. Rick says he ate some berries in the dark (which were infested with alien babies that look like turds with teeth). He's offered to rest in bed. Rick takes the offer, and Jonesy and Beaver (Jason Lee) leave and comment on Rick on his nasty farts and horrendous belches.
In the next scene, Beaver and Jonesy check the room to find that Rick is in the bathroom, with a trail of blood leading from it. They ask where's he bleeding and tells them he's not. After several attempts at lying, Jonesy and Beaver knock down the door and find the bathroom covered in blood. The sink, the tub, and Rick himself are all covered in blood. It turns out those berries "went right through him" out of a hole in his ass (not the butthole... yikes!). The two find that there's something in the toilet that's going to kill them. Beaver stays behind and tries to keep the seat down, but it soon breaks out and kills Beaver, and uses Jonesy as a host.
Later, Morgan Freeman confirms that they're called 'Shitweasels.'
Dr. Dolittle 2
-- posted 6.2.02003 by Scott
Dr. Dolittle is in a locked bathroom with a bear that just ate two gallons of ice cream and is sitting on the toilet trying to hold it in. When Dr. Dolittle tries to open the window, which only opens about an inch, the bear lets out tons of farts as he experiences explosive diarrhea. Later, people react to the smell on Dr. Dolittle.
Dr. Dolittle (more detailed)
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Jeff
The bear gets depressed and starts eating the family's Cherry Garcia ice cream by the gallon. It eventually ends up talking to Dolittle in a small restroom facility, and when Dolittle decides to give the bear a chance, he hugs him, and the bear lets out a groan and a belch and says the ice cream is acting up. Dolittle then shows the bear how to use the toilet.
The bear barely fits on the toilet, saying it's not big enough. When Dolittle tries to leave, Riley waits at the door, making it hard for Dolittle to get out. The bear then starts swearing and groaning while Dolittle tries to open the window; but before he opens it, though, the bear lets loose and starts loudly farting for like a minute while Dolittle suffers from the smell. Later, people hold their noses when he walks by.
In another scene, birds defecate on the lawyers by acting like bomber planes.
Dr. Strangelove
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Dave
Towards the beginning of the movie, we see a girl in a bikini lying on a bed. The phone
rings. "Buck, should I get it?" she asks someone off-screen. From the bathroom, we hear
General Buck Turgidson shout, "You have to!" The girl (his secretary) reports that
General Turgidson is "very tied up at the moment." There is some back and forth as the secretary
relays the important information to the General -- Attack Plan R has been initiated, that's bad news --
until finally he has to come out (without flushing!) to grab the phone.
Dumb and Dumber
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Che
Jim Carrey is jealous of Jeff
Daniels because Daniels has got a date with the chick Carrey is infatuated
with. So Carrey slips him a big shot of "Turbo Lax" before the date and Daniels
ends up dropping a nasty dump at the woman's house in a broken toilet.
Visual and audio hilarity ensues.
Dumb and Dumberer
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Jesse
The prequel to Dumb and Dumber, this movie has one of the funniest poop scenes I have ever seen. Harry is over at his friend Jessica's house and sits on a heater. When he realizes that the heater has burned his pants, he asks to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Harry realizes that the chocolate bar in his pocket has melted, and tries to wipe it off his hand, getting it ALL OVER the bathroom. Since his clothes are covered in chocolate, he puts on a woman's business suit instead, while Jessica's dad proceeds to the bathroom. As soon as her dad (played by Bob Saget) enters the room, he says "Oh my God...he...shit...everywhere!" and proceeds to yell "Shit!" really loud for a couple of minutes while Harry, Jessica, and Lloyd have a conversation.
Also, in the last few minutes of the movie, a car sprays mud all over Harry. Harry runs into the middle of the street, and is hit by a car, with none other than Jessica's dad (Bob Saget) driving it. The mud splashes all over the car, and Bob Saget complains about the "shit all over my car."
Dummy
-- posted 9.8.02004 by Chelsea
There are two bathroom scenes in this one. In the first one, Adrien Brody in the john, reading quietly to himself with his pants down. We can only guess what he is doing. The second scene shows Brody with a dummy, practicing his act in the bathroom with his pants down.
Escanaba in da Moonlight
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Splatter_Dan
Albert Soady and his sons Rueben and Remnar go to their deer camp in the upper peninsula of Michigan the day before hunting season opens. Since they are from the U.P., they are Yoopers. Rueben (Jeff Daniels) is distraught because he is forty-three and has never bagged a buck. After taking a ribbing about his buckless-ness from Remnar, Rueben runs off and seeks solace in the two-holer (or two seat outhouse). His father joins him (neither are taking a dump so it is not weird as you may think).
Rueben confesses to his dad that he is worried that he will never shoot a buck and will forever be known as the "buckless-yooper." He thinks that it is unnatural, and to prove his point he breaks out the Soady family bible -- AKA the deer camp log book -- which is used to write down how and when every deer was ever killed during deer camp.
It details the story of Alvin Soady (who at the time was the oldest Soady man not to shoot a buck) and how, during his annual opening morning crap -- a scene during which a portly older man was trying to crap so hard he was sweating and producing spittle from the force involved -- he heard a buck scratching around the backside of the two-holer. In mid-poop, Alvin aimed his shotgun over his left shoulder and fired. The next scene is a view from outside the outhouse where, just after the shotgun blast, you see a puff of smoke from the back of the outhouse and the deer flopping over into view from behind the outhouse.
Needless to say, Rueben is upset because this putz was able to do what he has not -- and he did it while taking a crap.
Ed
-- posted 6.23.02003 by dixylanddlight77
Matt LeBlanc and his monkey Ed are in a scene where the monkey has to go. You hear a lot of farting. (It was diarrhea.)
EdTV
-- posted 6.2.02003 by The Big Wiper
In this send-up of reality-based TV shows Matthew McConaughey is regular guy, Ed Pekurny. He agrees to allow a webcam to intrude upon his life 24/7, and soon he has his fifteen minutes of fame and more. Early in the film, our hero is shown close-up clipping his toenails in the bathroom, but as the camera draws back, he soon informs us that he is also on the can (sweatpants hiked up discreetly around his crotch) and demonstrates a large pop-up mirror he has brought in to reflect the TV in the next room so he can watch while doing his business.
Later in the film, when interest in Ed's televised love life has reached a fever pitch, various viewers around the nation are shown on the edge of their seats. One is a young guy sitting on the toilet with his pants to his knees and using the same mirror trick Ed had unveiled in order to watch his own TV in the next room.
Elf
-- posted 5.16.02005 by The Big Wiper
Will Ferrell is Buddy, an orphaned baby who crawls into Santa's bag one Christmas Eve and is taken to the North Pole, where he is raised by Papa Elf (Bob Newhart). When he finds out the truth about himself years later, he sets out to find his real family and goes to New York City. There he is overwhelmed in child-like fashion by all the marvels he discovers.
In one scene we see a couple of bathroom stalls and hear a toilet flush, whereupon Buddy's head appears over the top of the stall after finishing (he is clearly standing on the commode). Looking down into the next stall, he addresses another occupant whom we do not see, and says, "Wow! Have you seen these enormous toilets?"
This is particularly appropriate because in an earlier scene in Santa's Workshop, Buddy retreats to a tiny elfin toilet for solitude, where he sits upon it in contemplation (but not for elimination purposes.)
Empire Records
-- posted 7.21.02003 by MaBoomFeelNice
In Empire Records, starring Liv Tyler and a few others
who made it in the biz, Debi Mazar was always shown in the bathroom, shitting on
the toilet. The only reason it was shown is because Liv
Tyler was in there while it was going on, doing makeup or
something.
Empire Records (more detailed)
-- posted 5.16.02005 by anonymous
Deb, played by Robin Tunney, is in the bathroom with Liv Tyler, to calm her down. Liv Tyler's character was in love with an overage pop star who had a signing in the store; but she caught her BFF Renee Zellweger fucking him in the counting room. The irony of the whole bathroom scene is that throughout the entire movie, Deb and Liv hate each other -- but when in need, Deb pulls through for Liv cause she understands her pain, and then feels comfortable enough to use the facilities in front of her.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
-- posted 7.26.02004 by stubbadub
Uma Thurman plays a jobless woman with enormous thumbs who hitchhikes endlessly. The Countess (John Hurt, in his strangest performance), who designs feminine hygiene products, sends Thurman on hitch trip all the way to Texas to a makeover ranch for old women.
Unfortunately for the old women and the staff, a group of unruly feminist cowgirls take over. Preceding this whole process, Bonanza Jellybean (Rain Phoenix) is shown taking a dump in an open bathroom/outhouse hybrid whilst discussing chicken hypnosis with Lorraine Bracco. Truly a sight to see.
Excel Saga DVD Volume #3
-- posted 11.6.02003 by Slim Jim Junkie
Baseball coach Aesop needs Etchan and Hatchan to make his losing team win. He says that if Etchan and Hatchan do not coach a winning team, he will place a curse on them. The scene changes to a dirty public stall. He says if Etchan and Hatchan do not win, he will make it impossible for them to find TP. He said they will have to use colored pages of a weekly magazine. The scene changes to Aesop sitting on the can and not doing well.
Eyes Wide Shut
-- posted 1.21.02003 by Jack Meoff
As Tom and Nicole are preparing for a night out, she stops to relieve herself with Tom standing right there. No Shameful Shitter here -- the dainty wipe is even caught on camera.
Fame
-- posted 4.14.02003 by The Big Wiper
The first of two poop scenes in this move features one of the most obnoxious students, Ralph Garcia, demonstrating how to take a crap to his classmates. He says it's all part of an exercise of getting in touch with your physicality. To demonstrate, he sits in a chair on top of a table with his jeans down around his ankles, holding a roll of TP in one hand and grunting loudly and humorously as he negotiates his turd. His classmates laugh, but his instructor looks serious as a heart attack about it, as if he is grading every little grunt and imaginary plop.
Later in the film, several male students race towards the boy's room and climb on top of a toilet stall to peer through an opening which allows them to see girls undressing in the adjacent room. One of them comments on the 'little nipples like raisins' he is seeing. Throughout all of this, we hear someone playing a tuba. Then, suddenly, the weight of the boys atop the stall causes it to collapse, revealing another guy sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, playing the tuba while taking a dump. The chicks on the other side look up and scream at all the noise and commotion.
The Fantastic Four
-- posted 1.16.2007 by The Big Wiper
When four astronauts get irradiated and develop super powers and abilities, they become heroes out to triumph over evil. The leader of the group is Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic. He's able to stretch his body to incredible lengths. One of the first demonstrations of his abilities is a scene in which arm stretches into view, reaching from the bathroom and across the hallway for some toilet paper in the other room.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Jacque Hass
A young Judge Reinhold finishes dropping the kids off at the pool only to stand up and rub one out whilst watching a sultry Phoebe Cates. Most people don't pay attention to the quality taboo shit scene in favor of the less taboo masturbation scene.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota
This movie stars Johnny Depp as "Raoul Duke" and Benicio del Toro as
"Gonzo." It is all about the drug subculture. In one scene Benicio del Toro
is heard taking a dump with good farting and shitting audio.
Fight Club
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota
A disgruntled office worker (Norton) whose life has reached a dead end finds unexpected release
through violent fistfights, organized by his new friend (Brad Pitt). At one point,
we see the Norton character sitting on the crapper in his apartment bathroom reading a magazine and at the same time talking
on a cordless phone cradled between his neck and shoulder. His pants are around
his ankles so he's obviously taking a dump. The scene is just part of the movie
and no big deal unlike the poop scenes in most teen movies. What's great about
the scene is that a major actor is quite comfortable being shown on the crapper,
a message for Shameful Shitters everywhere.
Final Destination
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota
Before the plane carrying the Devon character and his classmates to Paris takes
off, Devon has a vision of the plane blowing up which, of course, it does after
he and the other idiots leave the plane. Anyway, while they are in the lounge
waiting for take off, Devon's buddy persuades him that they need to take a shit
because they might otherwise have to do it on the plane after the effect of the
flight food kicks in. So they head for the restroom together and we see them both
sitting on the crappers in adjacent stalls taking a dump.
Final Destination (more)
-- posted 1.21.02004 by LOL
Aside from the airport scene, there is another toilet scene later in this chilling movie. It is night and Todd is headed for the bathroom. In a close-up shot, we see Todd put the toilet seat down before he pulls down his pants and sits down on the toilet. Apparently it was to be his last dump, because minutes later death finally "catches up to him."
The Fisher King
-- posted 11.6.02003 by AJ
Robin Williams has an extended riff, with sound effects, about a particularly splendiferous BM that caused him to see "little fat fairies floating around" his head.
Flesh Gordon 2
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Funhole
Flying through the ASS-terroid field in sp
