I would never be seen in Manhatten but someday I hope to meet somebody who recognizes me for my literary works on Poop Report. Pretty Pooper, lets have a story or two. We're waiting.........

C Everett Poop

Never accidentally. Definitely on purpose--such as in flying up to New England to attend AP's wedding and meet Dave-O at long last.

How unbelievably cool that this happened to you, Crapola! Imagine walking into a head and walking out with a 'big head.' Not that I don't think you can handle this type of adulation.

One small caveat here for all of us PR'ers: there may be such a thing as a PR stalker out there somewhere. Don't want to poop on anyone's parade, but keep that in mind as you go through your days of dooing and peeing.

What a fun article!

How cool is that?!? I had been thinking for a bit about this, why not have PR Convention? I'd like to invite you all to Lake Havasu City (because I'm too freaking poor to travel anywhere) or maybe Las Vegas? It would be so groovy (did I just say that?) to meet all the PR personalities!! Dave, what kid of logistics are we looking at? How can I help organize something of this magnatude?

Crapola rocks.

Nope. I have interesting to say this morning, but I do indeed think Crapola rocks. I'm drawing a blank.

But, Crapola, you still rock.

I'm going back to bed......hugging bunnies since 1969

PR is quickly gaining popularity and notoriety worldwide. I just now caught one of my favorite bartenders reading thin story and she told me how much she loves this site. Hey Bilgepump-- how bout a convention in the US Virgin Islands??

Be careful Poop Stalkers are indeed lurking.They come out during the month of Pooptober to celebrate Poopoween.Their ultimate goal is to capture one of your logs have it bronzed and sell it on E-Bay.

Bilge, the issue of a PR Convention has been seriously discussed before. Check out this thread that I started a year or two ago:

http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1247

That is fucking cooler than shit. I have long hoped to meet someone who read PR, because it would be lovely to discuss PR and poop with a friend as openly as I do on here. Of course, I share PR with my husband, but it's tough hanging out with friends because, although my friends wouldn't be friends if they did not tolerate poop talk, it would just be sweet to be open about PR. Alas, the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania is one of the most prudish areas of the country and PoopReporters here seem to be few and far between. I have encountered a few other poopers from PA on the site itself, one who even ate at the same diner as I, but never at a cool in-person encounter of this magnitude.

Thank you all for the compliments :-)

Piece Out!
Crapola

no fair! i want a fan! unfortunately, i don't think i'd have any fans at this point, cuz i don't do any reporting.

i would be so down for a PR convention. hell, i'd even be happy to get together for a beer or something with some of my PR friends. let's get to plannin' something!

Come on, Pretty Pooper. We know you're reading this. Say something! We want to hear your side of the story. Don't be embarassed -- this is Poopreport. Half of us have gleefully wrote 1000-word stories about the times we've crapped our pants. All you did was just stink up a bathroom.

yea, and besides that, shamefulness is no excuse to avoid participating on a poop website. if anything, it's an excuse TO participate. where else can you speak freely about poop and your shamefulness than an anonymous website?? come on! nobody knows who you are! it's perfectly safe!

Pretty Pooper, you have accomplished something which no PoopReporter before you has managed--you have become well known (and even adored) without having posted a single story or comment. You have done this by giving each of us who labor here hope, and a dream. Hope that our influence is broader than the comment counts would indicate. And a dream that someday someone will walk up to us and ask for an autograph. To you, and to Crapola, thank you, Dear.

That is awesome!!!!
Come on, pooper girl. Go ahead and show yourself. We'd love to have you!

Speaking of the wider poop community..anyone remember "THE DAILY DUMP" on bianca.com??

I wish I could say I was that gorgeous blond pooper, but alas, I am just a 27 year old flabby white dude. But, one day, when I meet a famous poop reporter I will be sure to shake his or her hand ( after washing it of course).

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

I think we may be expecting too much of Pretty Pooper. After all, it took a great deal of courage for her to reveal herself and her intersts in person to Crapola the way she did.

I've been thinking about this--even about my comment on the stalker issue--and I honestly have to say that if someone walked up to me at an airport bathroom or other public facility, positively identifying me as TBW from, say, photos on the Hangin' With Mr. Pooper segment, I might be a little freaked.

And my autograph on a square of TP? Surreal, to say the least. But it does remind me of a true incident that Pete Rose reported to a newspaper interviewer once. He said that a man taking a dump next to him in an airport reached under the stall with a pen and piece of paper and a note asking him to autograph it. That brings to mind all kinds of reconnaisance issues, such as how the man knew it was him unless he had been following him in, etc.

It would be nice if Pretty Pooper offered more to the site, but one of the things I like about PR is that it is still a very private place to go and be.

I'm not sure we want it to be elevated to the National Enquirer level of publicity. One of the big attractions of the site is the fact that it's a place you can talk about issues that are normally avoided in ordinary public life.

So this deal with Pretty Pooper is not as cut and dried as it seems. If she never submerges further, we have to accept that.

Oops! Guess I'm not completely awake this morning. I meant emerges further, not submerges. Gotta get the sleep outta my eyes!

I knew it was Pete Rose because as I was just about to enter my stall to poop, Pete came running into the men's room at top speed and plowed into me as if I was Ray Fosse. He didn't mean to, he just had to poop that badly I guess. Anyway, there were enough open stalls that we didn't have to com"Pete". While sitting there next to him, he confided in me that his head-first slide was an idea he got after visiting a bathroom where the stalls were locked but empty. That wasn't always dirt on the front of his uniform.

Poop report is the best. As much as I like underground stuff I would like too see this PoopReport thing really blow up!

Hey Turdy,
I guess that's why they call ole Pete "Charlie Hustle"!

Piece Out,
Crapola

We need a "poop report mantra"...or better yet....chant. PoopReport call signs....whatever. I still like the "alcohol-inspired spontaneous mob action" reported by splatterbuns.

thats awesome! i wish i could meet a poopreporter!
*Elphaba))

I would be interested in any convention. I recommend Texas. We are full of shit, as shown by our former governor and the current president.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
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The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

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I would be interested in any convention. I recommend Texas. We are full of shit, as shown by our former governor and the current president.

SamDamnit, That was a good one!

This is a story for the ages. The internet makes the world smaller and poopreport makes it even smaller yet again. That would be so cool meeting a fellow poopreporter in the general populace. Where have you gone Crapola?

I too, recommend caution. I've experimentally mentioned "poop stories online" in two different situations, and both times got me some really weird looks and a subject change. You just never know how you'll be received.

Want to attend a "virtual PR convention"? It is all right here, courtesy of the one-and-only AB2K!

(Be sure to go to page 4.)

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

PG, that is great. What are the chances of that ever happening?

Yeah, show yourself.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.