Apparently, there's a young girlie who pretends to be a singer/dancer/entertainer, and
she claims to indulge in acts of turd terrorism (and not even funny ones).
As most Poop Reporters know, there are two main categories of turd terrorism. There's the gross, disgusting category – where poop is wiped on the walls of public toilets, for example. Then, there’s the funny category – where poop turns up in unexpected places, shocking onlookers without any biological danger, e.g. the boss’s top drawer at work.
This classy young lass publicly admits to committing acts of Category II turd terrorism, but she doesn’t seem to grasp what’s funny.
”You know what, sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and (full) bags full of massive dog shit. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people,” she was quoted as saying to ContactMusic in a June interview.
She doesn't seem to understand that there are laws about this sort of bio-assault, and that it’s the kind of thing you don't publicly admit to.
Of course, if you're a lame-ass, talentless attention-whore, you might be inclined to lie about such things (turd terrorism); because there is no law to say that you can't tell fibs about yourself.
People in the “music” industry do that all the time...
Original photo shamelessly bastardized from thehollywoodgossip.com
