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Mountain Dew: The Return Of The Blue Poo
Waste the rainbow!
------ posted 7.2.2009 by the pooping scholar (11)
FUN WITH FECES
ASSCAR!
PoopReport's about to hit the road!
------ posted 7.1.2009 by EngineerChris (12)
POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Stall That Dumped Back
A second-hand story about second-hand poop.
------ posted 6.30.2009 by Breath of Ass (26)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Pho Whom The Bell Tolls
From soup to butts.
------ posted 6.29.2009 by plop cop (79)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
When Mom Was There For Me
A textbook example of what a good parent should do.
------ posted 6.26.2009 by JP (11)
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The Lebanese civil war broke out on April 13th, 1975, and didn't end until 1991. To commemorate these fifteen miserable years, Lebanese artist Nada Sehnaoui set up an unusual exhibition, which opened on April 13th last year in downtown Beirut. Her idea came from a phrase routinely used by the Lebanese at that time: "Haven't fifteen years of hiding in the toilets been enough?"
As bombings and gun battles raged in the streets, Lebanon's inhabitants would often hide in their bathrooms instead of trudging down to the basement shelters (most buildings are high-rise apartment blocks). They took what comfort they could from their cool marble floors, porcelain bowls, and squatters.
To remember this, Sehnaoui installed six hundred white porcelain toilet bowls in one of the many downtown areas that are being redeveloped after decades of fighting and neglect, and invited the residents of Beirut to sit down on the pans, rest their feet, and contemplate what had taken place. The exhibition ran for two weeks.
Lebanon is yet again at a point where relative peace could be lost. Elections have just ended and the usual suspects -- Hezbollah Shiites, Sunnis, and Christians -- are stirring up the political crap. Maybe Nada should bring back her installation to let the people reflect once again how easy it is for everything to get flushed away down the toilet.
You can find many more pictures here.
Last night I decided to make Trader Joe's chile verde stew and rice for dinner. It was excellent -- I ate the whole thing. (Serves three.) This morning I could tell that something was percolating, but I needed to get to the office early to participate on a conference call, so my morning bowel movement (MBM) was not given the due diligence that it deserved: MBM did not occur before I left the house.
As I began to cross the bridge, the percolation accelerated, and I knew I was dealing with a short planning horizon for project delivery. By the time I had reached the Oakland side, percolation was complete, and MBM was positioned at the edge of what I like to call "the drop zone": that last trap door before release. Truly a horrifying situation when one has approximately ten minutes of driving left to go.
It was a sprint to the finish line. Had this been the forty-yard dash, I would have clocked a sub 4.4 time. Instead of parking in the lot, I left my car on the street so that I could hop out and get to the restroom.
I made it to the office and let 'er fly: a type-six monster at 14.5 Courics, released with the force of a high-pressure water cannon used to disperse crowds in riot situations. I was actually early for the call, and as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the day will be a piece of cake compared to birthing that monster.
-- posted 6.29.2009 by The Crap Duster
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Ask PoopReport: Speckled Log
Chocolate and vanilla swirl...
------ posted 7.2.2008 by spotted_pooper (19)
POOP AT THE OFFICE
My Voyage into Foreign Waters
Crossing international waters, she enters an unfamiliar port of call...
------ posted 7.2.2007 by Zizek (12)
CONSUMER REPORTS
The Pyelogram
I never want to have one of these.
------ posted 7.1.2004 by Girl Coward (10)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
One Flew Over The Poo-Poo's Nest
------ posted 7.1.2003 by Brandon (18)
BMNEWSWIRE
Hazardous waste teams have to pick up urine bottles
------ posted 7.2.2003 by Big Sphincter (-1162)
BMNEWSWIRE
$15,000 to clean up human waste
------ posted 7.2.2003 by Big Sphincter (-1162)
BMNEWSWIRE
Dude urinates on baby
------ posted 7.2.2003 by Big Sphincter (-1162)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Born To Run: Those Who Can't Do The Doo
------ posted 7.1.2002 by Hershey Squirts (647)
BMNEWSWIRE
Kids in Nigeria get high on lizard dung
------ posted 7.2.2002 by Dave (11917)
BMNEWSWIRE
The Clean Bathroom Crusader
------ posted 7.2.2002 by Dave (11917)
BMNEWSWIRE
Terrorists Squat at Gitmo
------ posted 7.2.2002 by Dakota (858)
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Birth Of A Defecation: The unauthorized story of PoopReport.com
Lies, rumors, innuendo and twisted facts... the UNAUTHORIZED history of everyone's favorite poop site.
------ posted 7.1.2001 by Gabe (114)
