There is a rumor that his ass muscles don't retract properly or something so he shits his pants constantly... but personally i think the kid is REALLY fucked up and that was some lame excuse that the school made up to make up for the wonderful fecal perfume that follows him wherever he goes in my school.
My brother told me quite a bit about him. The kid used to be in my weight room class and we would have to open up the windows because the smell would be so bad, and I live in Upstate NY where the temp was around 20 degrees and doing squat thrusts while smelling shit and freezing my ass off was not very fun.
The teachers would all complain about him because whenever he would not want to do something he would then shit his pants on purpose and get sent to the nurse's office. I always wondered what he did down there with the nurse ( this is the kind of woman that gives you tums for headaches).
My brother told me that he was in his gym class last year and would shit his gym shorts... the gym teachers used to make him take showers as if that would help get rid of the smell and he would then get explosive diarrhea all over the shower wall.
Another time that I can recall was in gym class and we were running around the gym and a turd rolled out of his pant leg. It was quite lovely.
It is also rumored that he wears diapers, but I guess they must be quite full if there are turds rolling down your legs. But does he change his own diapers? And who is there to powder his ass?
-- Emily