Dave says: Wow. What have I created? This site has gone from a place for funny stories of twits crapping their pants to a full-fledged community with its own set of mythical heroes. And to think the people in high school used to make fun of me...

Ass Phlegm wants the PoopReporters who don't see themselves in this comic to know that they will probably appear in later issues. Even you, Crappercritic, although somehow I doubt you'll be a good guy.

UPDATE: Good news! The Pooperfriends have embarked upon their first adventure [1]!

-- Comic and writing by Ass Phlegm [2]

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