If your #1 business involves people's #2 business, this is the advertising vehicle for you.

90% of the content on PoopReport is contributed by the readers -- people with a penchant for poop who come back day after day to discuss their own experiences and comment on others'. The site has a loyal following that grows every day. As of May 2009, PoopReport averages around 12,000 visitors a day, and serves around 600,000 pages a month.

BANNER ADS
Banner ads run on the top of nearly every page of PoopReport. At any given time, there are only three banner ads in the rotation -- meaning that your ad gets prime exposure, but the ads vary enough that readers don't get bored. And since the average reader typically visits at least three pages when they read the site, your ad is likely to be seen.

PoopReport serves banner ads using the OpenX server [6], which provides advertisers with detailed progress reports at any time.

TEXT ADS: THE BUTT PLUGS MARKETPLACE
Google AdSense has proven that people respond to text ads when the ads are directly related to a site's content. To take advantage of this, PoopReport is pleased to offer Butt Plugs: the PoopReport text ad marketplace. An ad on Butt Plugs provides your business a slow but steady trickle of highly qualified prospects -- people with bodily functions on their minds. In other words, prospects in exactly the frame of mind that makes them most interested in what you have to offer.

PoopReport serves text ads using the OpenX server [8], which provides advertisers with detailed progress reports at any time.

STANDARDS OF EXCRELLENCE
No pop-ups, no smack-the-monkey ads, none of those banners that give Internet advertising such a bad name. If the product is relevant and the ad is interesting, people will click. If you're selling credit cards or spyware removers, people will be annoyed by your ad and thus hate both of us.

PoopReport reserves the right to judge advertisers based on relevance, and to judge banners based on content and execution. Your ad needs to be to a PoopReporter's rigorous standards -- which is fine for you, because if it's below those standards then you're wasting your money. We don't accept ads that aren't relevant, and the ads have to be as interesting as the content PoopReport readers come to the site to enjoy.

This policy is good for the reader, for the site, and for the advertiser. It ensures that the reader finds all aspects of PoopReport interesting; it ensures that the site maintains the level of quality for which it is known; and it ensures that the ads are given as much attention as the content.

BANNER SPECIFICATIONS
400x68 GIF, no more than 40k.
(that's not a typo -- we use a non-standard banner size. See below for more information.)

POOPREPORT AD DESIGN SERVICES
PoopReport can help you design and produce your ad. This is a good idea -- because no one knows to what PoopReporters will respond better than us. This service is $200 an ad, or $300 if you want full rights to use the ad on other sites (in that case, we'll provide an industry-standard 468x60 for free).

Since we know we use an unusual ad size, we will resize your 468x60 ad for only $10.

BANNER AD PAYMENT
We accept payment through PayPal, payable to dave@poopreport.com [9]. Payment must be received in full before your ad will be run.

TEXT AD SUBMISSION AND PAYMENT
Click here [10]!

BANNER AD PAYMENT
Make your choice below:
> Purchase 500 banner ad clicks [11] | $60
> Purchase 1000 banner ad clicks [12] | $120
> Purchase 1500 banner ad clicks [13] | $150 (only $.10 per click!)