"This morning I was sitting in bed not wanting to get up, but I had to poop really bad, so I finally got up and sat down on the poo-bowl and pushed really hard and let the biggest fart I have ever had. It was so loud my roommate yelled at me. The funny thing was, I felt like I had pooped and I didn't even have to wipe. I wish all poo was like that."
--Areth [1]