It was last April when I started getting sick. I began to get stomach aches everyday, most of the time when I was in school. I would have to take the biggest and smelliest craps ever. Eventually I went to the doctor's office and discovered i had blood in my shit.

So the doctor prescribed a medicine to keep me from going to the bathroom for an entire week. For me this is extremly weird because I usually go everyday. I am an extreamly big eater.

The doctor told my mom that she would have to get specimens of the shit from three different sections. She said she would do it with no problem.

Eventually the time came foer me to take a crap. However, my shit wasn't allowed to hit the water or the tests would come as inconclusive. My mom, thinking quickly, put a trash bag hagging off the toilet seat into the toilet so I could go.

As I started to go I began to scream. It appeared to me that my shit was going to be very thick and long. Eventually it came out. As my mom picked it up out of the toilet it hit her in the leg. She almost hurled because it was so big and heavy. When she was done disecting it we put it back together to take measurements.

It came to be 2.5 feet long and it had a diameter of 3.85 inches.

This is a true story.
-- thennessey