A few weeks ago, we had a gig in Nashua, New Hampshire. We arrived only to discover a steady rain detered those hardy Nashuites from leaving their homes; no one showed up -- not even the other bands -- and the gig was cancelled. Feeling bad, the owner made a call and got us rebooked at The Bombshelter in Manchester, NH.
After making the call, the club owner described excitedly how nice The Bombshelter was. The owner had done an incredible job rennovating the place, he reported -- including spending $60,000 dollars on the bathrooms.
So, PoopReporters, for our information: here is what the men's room half of a $60,000 bathroom looks like.

-- Dave [1]
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