When I was pregnant with my second baby I was always in the bathroom.

Well, one day when I was about 8 months pregnant, I was out with my oldest child. We were driving down this hill when a deer ran out in front of me. Well, instead of peeing my pants, I pooped them. It was terrible -- it was like water, it was everywhere.

It might not have been so bad, but you can rest assured that for the next few days, my 5-year-old made certain he told everyone about what he saw.

-- Shelley [1]