I am a truck driver.

One day I had to take a shit the whole day. I finished my last call and drove to the nearest Tim Horton's to use their facilities.

First I had to wait in line for some guy. When I got my turn I closed the door took off my pants let out a big fart and within 20 seconds I had the biggest Mr. Hanky in the bowl.

I took out my tape measure and measured it. It was 32 inchs long. I was so proud to have a shit that big -- it was 6 times the size of my penis!

I should have the Guinness World Record for largest shit.
-- Brian [1]