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The Toilets of Spain

By Suzy
Created Dec 15 2000 - 12:00am

As a student spending the semester in Madrid, I got a first-hand experience with all the different types of toilets found in Spain. map of spain

Overall I would rate the toilets as usuable -- but not much fun. Although they are clean in some places (make sure to go only in good establishments), the Spanish seem to forget such necessities as toilet paper or soap. Also, like any other big city, a lot of people (probably 2/3rds of them) neglect to wash their hands -- although if you were to ask a Spaniard, they would deny every word of it.

There are four different types of Spanish toilets:
Type 1: The Dirty Hole in the Ground With Marks Where to Put Your Feet. Usually found in tiny towns with two or less main streets. Just squat and fire.
Type 2: The Big City Toilet. The big city toilets are a lot like toilets in any other major European city. They usually don't have levers to push, but instead have pull flushes or flush and stop buttons. The pull flusher is the lever on the top of the toilet that you pull up. But be careful, if you hold it up for too long, it will overflow. Or, if you pull and immediately let go, it won't flush everything. If everything does not go down at once, you have to wait about 2 minutes for everything to go back to normal, and then you can flush again. Make sure to wait those 2 minutes or everything will overflow.
The toilets are usually not very clean, as the Spanish don't seem to know how to flush real well. I guess they haven't had enough practice using them. Make sure to wipe the rims before you go, as many people have not had much practice aiming, either.
Type 3: Bidets. The Ruisseau bidet [1] In hotels and houses, you will always encounter one of these, accompanied by a small towel. Make sure to use it after going to them bathroom, as it is considered unsatitary not to use one. Helpful hint: learn how to use a bidet and what they are for BEFORE coming to Spain, as the directions are not posted on the walls.
Type 4: The Metro. Up until about 20-30 years ago, Franco ruled Spain and the Spanish were not allowed to show pubilc affection or talk about the government. Basically, the Spanish weren't allowed to do anything. Since Franco's death, Spain has become a very "free" country. Now the metro system is used as a place for everything -- sex shops, make out spots, a city-wide bathroom... just be careful where you are walking or sitting.

Note of interest: dogs are everywhere in Spain, yet there are very few designated bathroom spots for them. Make sure when you are walking to watch the ground or within a few minutes, your feet will be brown. Also, wear waterproof shoes.

-- Suzy [2]


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