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Ask Poopreport: What Are The Chances? [1]
A Poopreporter asks for statistical data. What do we know?
------ posted 11.24.2009 by jodidavis02 [2] (10)
TECHNIQUES
Misadventures In Butt Shaving [3]
Yes, even butt hair serves a purpose.
------ posted 11.23.2009 by OT420 [4] (10)
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Ask Poopreport: How Do We Neutralize A Co-Worker's Bomb Zone? [5]
Short of nose plugs, what's to be done?
------ posted 11.21.2009 by MHath [6] (10)
INTELLECTUAL CRAP
Today Is World Toilet Day [7]
It's time for you to do The Big Squat.
------ posted 11.19.2009 by world_toilet_or... [8] (10)
POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Cashier Manager's Request [9]
A Poopreport poodunit
------ posted 11.18.2009 by Bran Lover [10] (676)
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Green Super Crappers Tackle Criminal Waste [21]
This high tech, stainless steel turd dispenser can flush efficiently using only one gallon of water. Considering that one inmate will often flush up to thirty times a day [25] with old style three-to-five gallon hoppers, the new design will create a huge saving on water use.
Unlike most people, a prison inmate uses the prison toilet to flush away more things than just human waste. They are a multi-tasking device: ashtray; contraband dispenser; even soft drink cooler with the pan being flushed from time to time to keep the cans nice and cool.
Prisons are looking to save money and energy, so as Steve Connaughton, product manager for a toilet valve manufacturer said, “The time for this toilet has come.”
Mr. Murphy recently showed off his baby at several trade shows pointing out the pan`s various features, including a reseal cylinder and an opening in the front of the bowl from which air and then water jets out to break up even the most stubborn fecal matter. His party trick is flushing thirty-five golf balls down the tubes in one go.
At the end of the demonstration, Murphy raised his head with pride and commented, “I`ve got the best job in the building.”
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THIS DAY IN POOPREPORT HISTORY: November 25 |
POOP AT THE OFFICE
Tip In Canoe [29]
He decided to go big. Big mistake.
------ posted 11.25.2008 by Bananaman [30] (56)
ASK POOPREPORT
Ask PoopReport: How Did You Become Shameless? [31]
We need a 12-step program.
------ posted 11.25.2003 by Desperately See... [32] (10)
BMNEWSWIRE
68 years without eating, drinking or pooping [33]
------ posted 11.25.2003 by Dave [34] (11977)
BMNEWSWIRE
Plumbers: win a free American Standard Champion toilet TODAY [35]
------ posted 11.25.2003 by Dave [36] (11977)
BMNEWSWIRE
Introducing the Champion: America's best low-flow toilet [37]
------ posted 11.25.2003 by Dave [38] (11977)
COMICS
Flaw-Less [39]
Poop and people who can't wipe.
------ posted 11.25.2002 by Ass Phlegm [40] (315)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Coasters And Chilidogs [41]
------ posted 11.25.2002 by Phaze [42] (23)
BMNEWSWIRE
Sphincterine: from MintyAss [43]
------ posted 11.25.2002 by Dave [44] (11977)
BMNEWSWIRE
The automatic toilet seat closer [45]
------ posted 11.25.2002 by Pooperscooper [46] (322)