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[1]At this point, you have a choice of paths. You can ignore the deed, and try to pass it off as the work of some other uncouth bastard -- something which I admit to having done in the past (though my dog was so small I probably could have claimed it was squirrel poo).
Or you can take the neighborly high road, and utilize some sort of variation on the Pooper Scooper (preferably not your hand and a baggie) to dispose of the mess yourself.
Well, apparently the good ol' Pooper Scooper was not good enough for some
people. So they've created Flip-A-Do [2] -- a marvel of product naming
that rivals even Pooper Scooper for descriptiveness and humor value. (I'd
also like to point out that, according to my friend Corey, the word
"flipado" means "stoned" in Spanish. Ha ha! Even better.)
With Flip-A-Do ("The By-Product Product") you can easily dispose of your
dog's business by using the device to flick it into a handily attached
plastic bag. Lest you doubt the capabilities of the Flip-A-Do, their
marketers helpfully point out that this thing is "a very powerful device,
capable of knocking a golf ball over thirty feet."
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[3]They further tout its usefulness in picking up golf balls or gathering nuts or fruit, something which I sincerely hope would be done with an entirely separate Flip-A-Do than the one used for your dog.
However, remember I said that when it comes to picking up poop, you have a choice of
paths? The third choice is to not take the path at all, thanks to the patented Dog
Diaper [4].
All I have to say about this one is, download the video demonstration.
The dog in the movie has got to
be particularly idiotic as he appears not to notice that he is pooping into
a bag strapped to his butt.