| Forget this page. Check out the 2005 PoopReport Holiday Gift Guide! [1] |
It's holiday time again, and unlike most members of your family, we PoopReporters aren't that hard to shop for.
Sometimes, the fact that I'm shilling a particular product may seem ethically suspect. So I've identified most of the conflicts of interest.
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This year, give the gift that keeps on giving: a healthy colon.
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At first, Flatulina's album is just a fun collection of popular Christmas tunes with fart noises
carrying the melodies. Fun for the whole family.
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Readers of PoopReport know that a good buttsink is akin to Heaven. It's pure bliss,
for women AND men.
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If civilization were to end tomorrow, we'd find ourselves overflowing with shit two weeks later.
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Why flush your poop when there's so much more to do with it? In the spirit of recycling, there's 
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Most toilet paper companies entice you with images of clouds and teddy bears and other nonsense
completely irrelevant to the reason you buy their product.
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For the PoopReporter who has it all: a colon blow. They'll fall in love with poop all over again
after the joy of dropping a twisted black two-foot-long cable.
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Until PoopReport comes out with a book of our own, we'll have to make do with 
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The problem with poop is the smell -- few people enjoy the smell of a raw ass, especially on someone else.
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With a site full of close-ups of shit, the Indiana band 
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Finally, for the highbrow Pooper, we have the Also, your loyal webmaster, the man who spends three hours a day updating this site when he should be looking for a job,
is unemployed. Feel free to get him a gift. He would love a Playstation II... or some Buttart...
Need more? Check out PoopReport's 2001 gift ideas [34].