| COST PER ROLL: |
$.50 |
| # OF SHEETS: |
100 |
| # OF PLYS: |
1 |
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| MEASUREMENT: |
4.5" x 4" |
| SQ. FOOTAGE: |
|
| COLOR: |
white |
|
PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic wrapping covers 4 rolls
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
none.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Unscented, Sin Fragancia, Good Housekeeping, text also written en espanol.
OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Looks, light and easy to unroll, no annoying adhesive that rips half the roll of when trying to undo
the first sheet.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Light yet surprisingly strong... Picks up shit pretty good... doesn't feel like a cheese grater
against the ass, but not so soft as to make one feel like a poof... A Puritan quality in that it is
practical and affordable, but with all the sensibilities of Rastafarianism...
ANYTHING ELSE:
This TP is for those who want quality yet are too cheap or too embarrassed to buy 2-ply prissy paper.
Using this TP reminds you that you are a man, not a cream puff... Ladies might take head not to use
this brand unless they are trying to get more in touch with their masculine, French Canadian fur
trapper side.
| SOFTNESS |
3 |
| CLEAN-UP ABILITY |
5 |
| STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY |
5 |
| TEXTURE |
3 |
| QUALITY OF PERFORATION |
4 |
| APPEARANCE |
3 |
| AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME |
3 |
| AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING |
4 |
| FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING |
4 |
| SCENTED? |
no |
| QUILTED? |
no |
| PERFORATED? |
yes |
| PATTERNED? |
yes |
