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Charmin Ultra

By Trashcanman
Created Jun 2 2002 - 11:48pm
charmin ultra

RATING: [1]     72/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.00


COST PER ROLL:   $2.00
# OF SHEETS:   500
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   666.67
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic wrap with logo on front.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"The softest, thickest, strongest Charmin!"
"Charmin fresh feeling!"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
On double roll, a chart comparing it to a single roll.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Choking hazard on the back, Charmin website and phone number. No other information. In 3 languages.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
This TP at first touch feels like medical gauze. Small roses dance around the TP, resting on a field of quilts. Perforations are easy to tear, but the first layer is often stuck.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Well, this stuff is Charmin. My grandmother, my mother, even my gay barber use Charmin. Charmin is one of the most popular TPs in America, from Mr. Whipple to the Charmin Bears, thay have their asses covered. Charmin offers one of the most complete lines of TP in the world, including Kid Fresh, wet wipes, and even potty training kits.
ANYTHING ELSE:
Mr. Whipple was one of the most sucessful ad campaigns ever. Charmin was founded in 1928, and named because an employee said the stuff was "charming." Since then, Charmin has been the most groundbreaking TP company in history. Charmin's website contains a host of informaion on TP, including the first ever recorded use of TP in 1718.

SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   4
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   4
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   1
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   3

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes


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