PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic shrinkwrap
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
New! Double roll. Extre gentle feel... even for sensitive skin.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Cottonelle with Aloe & E is unscented, contains on inks or dyes, and is safe for sewer and septic systems. Visit our web site at www.cottonelle.com.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
I was intrigued by the ad for this asswipe in which a talking toilet roll promises to "leave you cheerier with a gentle touch to your posterior", but the thought of aloe vera to moisturize your bunghole and Vitamin E to fortify it clinched the deal. This lotion-impregnated tissue glides like silk through your ass crack for a truly luxurious wiping experience. The lotion appears to inhibit cleaning ability though, as it seems to take more of this tissue to get the job done, especially for heavy-duty jobs. Also, you get tons of lint if anything, err, snags it in the course of its duty.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
A great wiping experience, if getting lint all over your nether regions and bathroom is not much of a concern.