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Cottonelle Single Ply Ripples

By Scott
Created Jun 23 2002 - 11:48pm
cottonelle

RATING: [1]     70/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.25


COST PER ROLL:   $0.25
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   100 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Clear plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Dry, fresh, confidently clean, gentle."
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
"Try our other fine Cottonelle products!"
ANY OTHER INFO:
Safe for sewer and septic systems.
Keep plastic bags away from children.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Wipes well, holds together, gets rid of the crap. But it's still one ply -- not strong enough to wipe away tough crap. Leaves dingleberries. If you had diarrhea, take a shower.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Slides along cheeks like a curling stone on ice. Crap goes with it, but not through it. Doesn't tear or clog toilet. For normal every day crappin', it rox. But since it is 1-ply it can't stand up to real crap.
ANYTHING ELSE:
The ripples, man, the ripples!


SOFTNESS   4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   3
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   4
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes


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