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Kleenex Cottonelle

By Scott
Created Feb 19 2001 - 11:48pm
cottonelle

RATING: [1]     78/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.85


COST PER ROLL:   $.37
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   100 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Ripples = clean"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
picture of one roll equals two rolls.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Hypoallergenic, safe for sewer and septic systems, thicker.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The look of TP is pretty plain, white -- simple and to the point. The ruffled surface, however, reminded me of rippled Pringles. It has a nice, soft texture, and it rolls smoothly. It was unscented and the perforations tear evenly. All in all, a solid piece of toilet equipment.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Well, I didn't really give two shits about the hypo-allergenic or the septic tank claims. My more immediate concern was how it was going to feel aganist my very sensitive anal region. Well, I was overjoyed to find that the ripples really do make a difference, cleaning nasty small particles that might otherwise been left to pile up, like trash in the shoulder of the highway. Yes, I had to go for a second pass to make sure, but to be fair to the product, that's my habit no matter what TP I use. All in all, it was an fine experience, not leaving any traumatic scars (mental and physical) like so many other TP experiences I had. ANYTHING ELSE:
Note: Don't expect to find a good product like this any public restroom any time soon, e.g. Penn Station, the Carrier Dome, or an In-and-Out Burger.

SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   4
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   4
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no


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