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Quilted Northern Ultra

By Ass Master
Created Feb 4 2003 - 11:48pm
quilted northern

RATING: [1]     81/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $2.50


COST PER ROLL:   $0.5
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   170 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Super absorbing."
ANY OTHER INFO:
Cute little cartoons on the package. Like little elves working feverishly to cotinue my ass comfort!

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Looks soft and inviting.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
It's like getting your tush wiped by fairies using fluffy clouds from the Heavens above...
ANY OTHER INFO:
When you see these little hard working gentle beauties on the store shelves you can't help but give them a wink and a smile!

SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   4

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes


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