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Scott Tissue

By Sweet Jee Zuss
Created Aug 13 2002 - 11:48pm
scott
tissue

RATING: [1]     24/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.39 (on sale)


COST PER ROLL:   $.39
# OF SHEETS:   1000
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.0"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   125 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Crumpled, white, semi-waxed paper, emblazoned with Scott Tissue logo.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
Compare at $0.59!
ANY OTHER INFO:
Does not clog septic systems. Contains 35% post consumer recycled materials.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Package reminiscient of Kost-Kutter brands of early 80's, only not as yellow. When multi-roll purchased, is conveniently shrink-wrapped.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
The semi-abrasive surface of this brand facilitates ample cleaning. If consecutive (more than 3) wipings are needed, some blood will show on the third (and final) handful. Overall a decent product -- I am certain individuals in refugee encampments would enjoy this example of American decadence.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Zen in every aspect. Complete minimalism. Focus required to avoid injury is ideal to attaining Sammadhi.

SOFTNESS   1
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   1
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   1
TEXTURE   2
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   1
APPEARANCE   2
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   1
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   1
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no


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