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Soft 'n Gentle

By Dave
Created Mar 28 2001 - 11:48pm
softngentle

RATING: [1]     67/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.18


COST PER ROLL:   $.33
# OF SHEETS:   280
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   462 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Safe for your family. Gentle on your wallet.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
50% longer roll than the leading brand.
ANY OTHER INFO:
none.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
It looks promising... white, with vague floral-y patterns printed on the sheet. It doesn't look painful, which is a plus. It feels nice and solid in the hand... unlike other toilet papers, I'm not too worried about this one.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
OK, so there is a little pain. Not much -- maybe it's because this is my first poop after camping, and my tender brown eye is a bit more tender than usual. So I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. It took three swipes to clean my mess, but remember, I just got back from camping. So it's forgivable. All in all, a quality TP, especially for the price. It's no Charmin Ultra, but if you're cheap, this is pretty good.

SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   3
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes


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