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Western Beef Brand Toilet Paper

By Joe
Created Mar 18 2001 - 11:48pm
western
beef

RATING: [1]     63/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.13


COST PER ROLL:   $.25
# OF SHEETS:   220
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.4" x 4.4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   107.5 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
plastic-wrapped 4-pack
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
not superlative; just exclaimed "soft" & "absorbent"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Western Beef toilet paper features a quilted pattern (flowers and leaves) that seems to defy the store-brand generic aesthetic. Similarly, the softness and wipe-ability far exceed average expectations of no-frills toilet paper. Overall, a fine product with fine value.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
I'll be modest. I need a great toilet paper. I often have problems getting that clean, happy feeling after a shit. So naturally I was leery of the generic brand produced by the "Home Depot of Meat." To my surprise and delight, I had nothing to fear. The TP is firm but soft; it doesn't hurt, but you know it's doing its job. And upon conclusion, my ass was clean. It really was.

SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   4
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   3
APPEARANCE   4
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   2
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   3

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes


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